there are actually dance poles at work, and I do like to dance before any customers actually come in... (lately I haven't been getting the time though)

pole dancing is a sport and a form of performing art, ass.

Prostitution is the sincerest form of flattery.:D

how many times were you rejected by girls before you decided you liked boys instead? :)

Zero times actually. How many times did Playboy reject you before you became a stripper?

playboy would reject me, I couldn't be a stripper either. that's ok though, because I can make money with my clothes on just fine.

speaking of clothes, still modelling for Abercrombie & Fitch?

I know you are but what am I?

my ho and I'm your fair but firm pimp

I'm rubber and your glue, whatever bounces off me you say and you're a tool.:cool:

you're my sex tool of seduction. enough with this silly game, get out there and make me some money. *slap

Sorry, i'm not as good at squatting as you.