"Oop, TWINS!"

-Violator, Spawn

LOL That was a good one. That clown was funny as fuck.

"I think ripping people's faces off really isn't in your best interests"

-Basket Case 2

Im gona make you scream like apig
deliverance

From return of the living dead

Frank: "The brain! the brain!"
Bert: "I hit the fucking brain!"

Suicide: "How come you guys only come around when you need a ride?"
Black dude: "Cos' you're one spooky muthafucker"

"I have a solution....lets all draw straws and the loser can sprint across the parking lot with a ham sandwhich!" guy from Dawn of the Dead remake

how sweet fresh/dark meat
nightmare 4 / fvj respectively

Good?...Bad?...I'm the guy with the gun

"why dont you put her in charge" - aliens

"God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. [...] and then what does he do... I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag-reel, he sets the rules in opposition... it's the goof of all time : look, but don't touch ; touch, but don't taste ; taste... don't swallow ! And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing ? He's laughing his sick fucking ass off ! He's a tight ass, he's a sadist, he's an absentee landlord ! Worship that ?? Never !" - the devil's advocate



i'm sorry it's so long, but that monologue just makes me laugh every single time !