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1. A million dollars
2. Immortality for me and my loved ones
3. True love
4. A job that I like
5. To get a good drummer so I can start a band

1.Meet Trent Reznor
2.Marry my soulmate
3.Have success in music and movies as well in my personal life.
4.Meet Gary Numan
5.Meet Bjork and Till Lindemann

1) 1 billion dollars.
2) Become friends with the late Bill Hicks.
3) World Peace
4) Marry Jessica Biel
5) Become the new drummer for Queens of the Stone Age.

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Originally Posted by illdojo (Post 749610)

5) Become the new drummer for Queens of the Stone Age.

Could I get a backstage pass? :D

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Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 749613)

Could I get a backstage pass? :D

Of course, dude... Everyone @ HDC(the ones I like that is) would get one. :cool:

*My son will always be happy, successful, and live a long life.
*Peace for all (illdojo got my world peace one.) :)
*More tolerance for others
*I wish my parents would educate themselves on some issues that they are avoiding.
*That I can escape the grief, guilt, and depression without using illegal drugs or other crutches such as comfort food bingeing

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Originally Posted by The Flayed One (Post 749106)

What kind of boozed up drop out Djinn did you come across that grants 5 wishes?

That's about as logical as Six Minute Abs.

I guess I'll play along with you and W.C. Genie.

1. A sentient living dead Rice Burner. Me and my Zombike would tear down the streets at night, fighting crime. This is nice in theory, but I would probably be the worst crime fighter in the world seeing as my second wish would be:

2. +2 Endless Mug of Beer. Seeing as how this wish would probably have a fairly negative health, my third wish would need to be:

3. Liver of Odin. The liver of the mighty Norse god would be installed in my body, forever protecting me from my arch nemisis Sir Osis. Of course, to compliment all of that beer, I'll also need:

4. Bottomless Bucket of Hot Wings. As you can see, the mixture of all of these will lead to the need of my last wish:

5. Colon of Steel.

It's a good thing I made Zombike sentient. I'll need someone to talk to while I enter my own personal Valhalla : Eternal Vegetation.

I'm a simple man with simple needs.

LMAO!!!!!! :D

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Originally Posted by novakru (Post 749507)

#5 is not you
You'd have to be devious
even if you went into politics for the right reasons, you'd have to sell your soul eventually..........didn't you watch Legally Blonde 2??
Good reference material:D

It's all about balance...none of us are perfect..not every decision we've taken was out of the best interest of everyone. that's the whole point of the job. I wouldn't sell my soul. Is the system bad? No. Is it handled badly? Sure. Impossible? Definittely not. Do I have plans and ideas for reform? Yes and working on developing and tweaking them. Corrupted? In a sense yes, but what isn't? Not something that can't be done. Problem is not everyone wants changes.--they want to keep what benefits their groups [ie-rebulican route] Novakuru I have faith.

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Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 749526)

I know how to get what I want, I don't need wishes for that ;)

Seriously...Other than even MORE horror movies (which I am always obtaining), I have all that I want, too :)

I guess I COULD use a little more time and a little more sleep, but I expect both of those things to become available to me when Ash turns 5

You sure you don't want a lifetime supply of chocolate or maybe the ability to wiggle your nose and make money magically appear.

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Originally Posted by Leprucky Cougar (Post 749758)

Novakuru I have faith.

That's good to see:)