HAHA...You really HAVE been reading the forum :D

The only way you can tell he's new is that he assumes the cell would offer some sort of protection. ;)

:D...Excellent point

Shhh...Don't tell him...It's SO much more fun when they find out for themselves...Oh, the look on their faces, the frantic scrabbling and clawing in a pointless attempt to escape...You can almost FEEL the terror...And you gotta love the screams!...Toooo funny :D

Watch it n00b.....do not be bad mouthing Dallas, you might find a size 13 boot in your ass!!!!!! We're really quite friendly down here :D

So what you're telling me is that you'd be friendly to Waldo? C'mon dude...Ok, fine...I'll buy that one. And I wasn't "badmouthing" Dallas; I have friends there...Plus the majority of my friends are Cowboys fans, so it's kinda hard for me to not like it.

Try to give a guy a compliment and he gets insulted...ah well, not like this forum makes sense or anything anyways...nuts running the asylum and all.

To hell with it...I'll just end this post with: "puppies and kittens" or some other generic crap.

*waits for haters of puppies and kittens to chime in*

Oh, and I don't assume my cell offers protection...My toothbrush is in there, and it can be a weapon in a pinch ;)

Then allow me to suggest the iTouch toothbrush sanitizer.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA280_.jpg

That sanitizer looks like a weird alien explosive to me for some reason...Nice suggestion though :D

Anywho, the preview's posted...have at it. Bashers get your bats, flamers grab some matches, and those who turn out to actually enjoy it...thanks. It isn't the prettiest patch job I've ever done to post on a forum (had to break it up in parts), but I hope it's readable. Whether ya love it or hate it, thanks for giving me the opportunity to post it. Have a good one guys.

:)

Jason, why are your PMs turned off?

Would ya believe I didn't know they were? :D Lemmie see if I can fix that for ya...