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ChronoGrl 11-19-2007 11:55 AM

Thinking about poetic horror makes me think of Pedro the Lion's Never Leave a Job Half Done.

A haiku for you, David Bazan:

Blood stains on my hands
Quick, drag her to the kitchen
Hide the evidence.

Marley's Ghost 11-21-2007 07:40 PM

Happy Thanksgiving
Why does turkey make you sleep
Its the Tryptophan

ChronoGrl 11-22-2007 01:48 PM

haha... Nice use of Tryptophan.



Haiku for Thanksgiving... From the turkey's perspective.


Gobbling in my pen.
Here comes the Farmer Walace -
... ... ... ... ...

ChronoGrl 04-16-2008 03:41 PM

Chrono is real bored
Resurrects her second thread
PLEASE someone save me

fortunato 04-16-2008 06:48 PM

here's something to do
when you're really bored at home:
resurrect old posts.

oh, wait...
nevermind.

Rayne 04-16-2008 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Despare (Post 647753)
I swear I thought the second line was going to break the rules and just say "she cried more, more, more".

HaHa, that was EXACTLY what popped into my head :)


While reading this thread
Newb's Zombie coat and glasses
Made me laugh out loud

:D

Papillon Noir 04-17-2008 01:21 PM

Running in the night
Knife in hand, he follows me
There is no escape

Ankle twists, falling down
Eyes wide, tears running down my cheeks
Helpless now, he's here

He whispers of death
Knife gleaming as it plunges
Hot breath on my face

Pain and he smiles
Blood cascades down, so cold now
Last breath leaving me

(not quite the same ones I wrote in grade school :p )

Posher778 04-17-2008 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher (Post 646751)
How else would a zombie express himself? I give you ZOMBIE HAIKUS

Slow, stiff and shuffling
Nothing works like it used to
My nose just fell off



Squinting in the sun
Moans and groans replace all words
Who was I before?



Sensations recede
Only hunger pains remain
Must eat brains…brains…brains



Wishing I could sleep
As the bullets rip my flesh
Never asked for this

Muhhh gahhh ughhh gruntttt guhhh

unhhh ughhh gahhh unhhh gohhh ughh ermmm

Guhhh bahhh ughhh guhhh Brains.

Zero 04-17-2008 04:12 PM

Must have been the wind
A creaking floorboard perhaps
Surely nothing more

newb 04-17-2008 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papillon Noir (Post 685454)
Running in the night
Knife in hand, he follows me
There is no escape

Ankle twists, falling down
Eyes wide, tears running down my cheeks
Helpless now, he's here

He whispers of death
Knife gleaming as it plunges
Hot breath on my face

Pain and he smiles
Blood cascades down, so cold now
Last breath leaving me

(not quite the same ones I wrote in grade school :p )

very nice:D


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