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_____V_____ 10-29-2007 04:59 AM

Moving on to the nominations for The Best Screenplay Ever Written For a Horror Movie...


Dawn of the Dead
Dracula (1931)
Feast
Friday the 13th
Halloween (1978)
Hellraiser
Night of the living Dead
Psycho
The Haunting
The Incredible Shrinking Man
Waitress



The winner, with much aplomb, and holding their HDC Horror Oscar proudly, is...


HALLOWEEN


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Originally Posted by tic (Post 642374)
How’s that for a list?

And how can anyone say whats the best one there, well the judges, overwhelmingly did have a winner – a simple idea, with a simple yet direct story – big bad wolf all over again – this time the wolf became Michael Myers and the three little pigs – his human victims.

John Carpenter again weaved his magic and came up with a now iconic film, originally to be called The Baby-Sitter Murders, then a slice (forgive the pun) of genius, gave its new and unforgotten title.


_____V_____ 10-29-2007 05:04 AM

The disappointing nominees for The Worst Production Studio for Horror are...


Boll Kg
Columbia
Fox Atomic
Paramount
Warner



And...the HDC Horror Razzie for being the worst company to have come in the genre ever is...


BOLL KG


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Originally Posted by tic (Post 642246)
This award, on the face of it was a pretty hard one to Judge; Paramount, Columbia and Warner – but yes that man again, this time using his own production company, why because even those already mentioned, have at least made an effort, in trying to produce some good movies. This person who uses his own company, perhaps because no-one else would even consider undertaking the films he creates.

The winner of the worst production studio can only go to Uwe Boll's own production studio, BOLL KG.


_____V_____ 10-29-2007 05:08 AM

The nominations for The Best Production Studio for Horror are...


Hammer
Lionsgate
New Line
Universal



And, the much-esteemed HDC Horror Oscar goes to...


HAMMER HORROR


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Originally Posted by tic (Post 642371)
This award goes to one studio, which gave the classic gothic horror an new rush of blood, It brought the classics such as Dracula, Frankenstein and the Mummy up-to-date. It was blessed with actors and actresses who would become major stars, such as Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, Barbara Shelley, to name but a few. It successfully competed against its rivals and is looked back with many a nostalgic eye.

It since went into dormancy; but there may be good news in the near horizon.


_____V_____ 10-29-2007 05:15 AM

The rather bad nominations for Worst Horror Movie Producer are...


Darren Ramage
Michael Bay
Michael Deveraux
Rob Zombie
Sam Raimi
Uwe Boll



And...the HDC Horror Razzie for the worst producing person goes to...


UWE BOLL


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Originally Posted by tic (Post 642242)
There are OK producers, there are bad producers, but there can only be one really, really bad producer. The winner of this award, needs no introduction, as more than likely he would barge in anyway.

Do I have to give a reason?


_____V_____ 10-29-2007 05:26 AM

Moving on to the nominees for The Best Horror Producer are...


Alfred Hitchcock
Andrew MacDonald
Dario Argento
Joe Wolf
John Carpenter
Robert Tappert
Roger Corman
Sam Raimi
Val Lewton
Wes Craven



The Honourable and Prestigious HDC Horror Oscar for Best Producer goes to...


ROGER CORMAN


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Originally Posted by tic (Post 642372)
His probably unbeatable record for a professional 35mm feature film was two days and a night to shoot the original version of The Little Shop of Horrors (1960), though several other films were made in less than a week.

In the early 1960s, his budgets got bigger (though never big), when he made a series of adaptations of Edgar Allan Poe stories starring Vincent Price. - among many world-class names who were employed by him at a very early stage in their careers are Francis Ford Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Jonathan Demme, James Cameron, Peter Bogdanovich, Joe Dante and many others - which means that his influence on modern American cinema is almost incalculable.(from IMDB)


_____V_____ 10-29-2007 05:34 AM

Returning back to the worst in Horror, the nominees for The Worst Horror Director are...


Michael Deveraux
Paul W Anderson
Rick Garris
Rob Zombie
Rupert Wainright
Ullili Zommel
Uwe Boll



And, no prizes for guessing who "wins" this one...The HDC Horror Razzie goes to...


UWE BOLL


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Originally Posted by tic (Post 642241)
After a good deal of deliberation, that lasted, Oh nearly a millisecond and facing what was stiff opposition, the award goes to UWE BOLL.

As a judge put it “Reason? He is the worst thing to happen to Horror”,

And that was being kind.


_____V_____ 10-29-2007 05:39 AM

The nominees for The Best Horror Director Ever are...


Alfred Hitchcock
David Cronenberg
George A Romero
Guillermo Del Torro
John Carpenter
Tod Browning
Wes Craven



And the HDC Horror Oscar goes to...a man who gave a lot to the development of the genre at its initial stages...and whose name has become synonymous with Horror and Class...

Ladies And Gentlemen, please rise and applaud for...


SIR ALFRED HITCHCOCK


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Originally Posted by tic (Post 642370)
A British director during his time, who was unmatched, for suspense, often with a throw away laugh, here and there. He has made many wonderful films including the likes of Psycho, The Birds, Frenzy, Vertigo, North by North west, To Catch A Thief etc…

...the list is endless, as was his reputation.


_____V_____ 10-29-2007 05:44 AM

It really pains me to move from such a high pedestal to such a lowly award...but yet, the show MUST go on...

The nominees for The Worst Horror Actress are...


Ashanti
Camilla Belle
Elisha Cuthbert
Jordana Brewster
Paris Hilton
Scout Taylor-Crompton
Shawnee Smith
Sheri Moon Zombie



And, the winner of the disgusting HDC Horror Razzie, for her pathetic contribution to the genre, is...


PARIS HILTON


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Originally Posted by stygianwitch (Post 642313)
Who knows, maybe she’d do well teaming up with Uwe!!


_____V_____ 10-29-2007 05:53 AM

Moving on away quickly from that wretched sight, here are the nominees for The Best Horror Actress ever...


Anna Sophia-Robb
Barbara Steele
Bette Davis
Jamie Lee Curtis
Joan Crawford
Mia Farrow
Sigourney Weaver



And, the HDC Horror Oscar goes to a fine lady who has contributed IMMENSELY to the popularity of the genre...she is...


JAMIE LEE CURTIS


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Originally Posted by stygianwitch (Post 642312)
Probably best known for her role as Laurie Strode in Halloween, which also happened to be her first major movie role, she showed that she has what it takes to be a great actress


_____V_____ 10-29-2007 05:58 AM

The pathetic nominees for The Worst Horror Actor are...


Bill Moseley
Christian Slater
Clint Howard
Daeg Faerch
Kevin Dillon
Stephen Geoffreys
Tom Cruise
Tommy Biondo
Tor Johnson
Ving Rhames



And, the HDC Horror Razzie for being the most sucky actor on-screen goes to...


CLINT HOWARD


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Originally Posted by GorePhobia (Post 642305)
From his first taste in the genre with Evilspeak to his most recent due out in 2008 with The House of Terror. Just because he is so goofy looking and creepy pedophile style makes him a mainstay for horror films.

His acting is just so bad it makes you wish that Ron Howard just never put him in any of his films. Being the main reason he gets any recognition at all. He is the reason why some horror movies are just not what they could have been. Here are some of the flicks he has been in.

Night Shift (1983)
Cocoon (1985)
The Wraith (1986)
Disturbed (1990)
Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991)
Carnosaur (1993)
Infested (1993)
Leprechaun 2 (1994)
Ice Cream Man (1995)
The Dentist 2 (1998)
House of the Dead (2003)
Big Bad Wolf (2006)
Halloween (2007)

So over the years he has been in fourteen extremely horrible horror films and this is why he IS the worst horror film actor EVER!!



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