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Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 617809)

*Massacre Man and Roderick Usher are in a van traveling to the abandoned campsite to pick Illdojo and his new girlfriend, a creepy girl who is a counselor at a camp that has been abandoned for 38 years now*

Roderick: If this were a horror movie we'd break down right now.

*The van immediately stops*

Massacre Man: You had to say that shit in the middle of the fucking woods!

Roderick: Well, it's true that this is a stereotype horror scene, it's in like every movie ever.

Massacre Man: Well, fuck Dojo, I'm not walking to the fucking camp.

Roderick: About now we'd happen upon a creepy morgue.

*Massacre Man turns around and begins talking while still walking backward*

Massacre Man: Stop talking! Every time you bring up a fucking horror cliche' it happens, now there's gong to be a marathon of "Tales From The Crypt" on tomorrow, I don't want to get torn in half from my asshole up before I get to watch it, so shut the fuck up before...

*Massacre Man bumps into the creepy morgue*

Massacre Man: Rod, you don't know how much I fucking hate you right now.

Roderick: Now, we go inside to use the phone

Massacre Man: Whatever, but if you say another word I swear to God you will have suck dick through a straw.

*Massacre Man and Rod step inside a dim-lit room, with a body lying on a table, Newb standing over-top of the body, with a power-drill in one hand and a chicken salad sandwich in the other, Rod whispers*

Rod: Now he kills one of us and saves the other one to torture and perform creepy experiments on!

*Massacre Man pushes Rod and he bumps into Newb, who quickly turns jamming the drill into Rod's eyes, he falls to the ground dying, he then approaches Massacre Man, with Rod's last breath he speaks*

Rod: Now the door is stuck!

*Rod's head hits the floor, Massacre Man tries to run, but the doors are jammed, he turns and stares at Newb*

Massacre Man: God damn it, chain me up.

*Newb nails Massacre Man's elbows and knees to the wall and pulls out a series of odd tools, the camera cuts away to Kemal standing in the corner watching the torture*

Kemal: DAMN! That shit's whack!

Cool.....i'm fucking badass:D

It would be interesting to see what mass has lined up for Angra and his demise.

I predict it will be very interesting reading...;)

I could be an asshole and just make him a total pusspants...

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Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 617856)

I could be an asshole and just make him a total pusspants...

lmao...that would be more badass than the intro.

:D

Uhh this is the part where someone screams Will Wheaton to play me. But let's go with someone who can act.... Jake Gyllenhaal is now me. and i'd be one of the survivors... cause yeah

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Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 617858)

Uhh this is the part where someone screams Will Wheaton to play me. But let's go with someone who can act.... Jake Gyllenhaal is now me. and i'd be one of the survivors... cause yeah

Only because I wouldn't dream of killing Bubble Boy.

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Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 617860)

Only because I wouldn't dream of killing Bubble Boy.

You can't kill me! I'm the guy in that Chris Cornell song!

If you take a life, do you know what you'll give
Odds are, you won't like what it is
When the storm arrives, would you be seen with me
By the merciless eyes I've deceived

I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
But you yourself are nothing so divine
Just next in line

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize; it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name

If you come inside, things will not be the same
When you return to my night
If you think you've won
You never saw me change
The game that we have been playing

I've seen diamonds cut through harder men
Than you yourself
but if you must pretend
You may meet your end

[You Know My Name lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize; it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die

The coldest blood runs through my veins

Try to hide your hand
Forget how to feel
(Forget how to feel)
Life is gone with just a spin of the wheel
(A spin of the wheel)

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize; it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you ready to die

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name
(You know my name)
You know my name
(You know my name)
you know my name!
You know my name!
You know my name!

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Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 617861)

You can't kill me! I'm the guy in that Chris Cornell song!

I'm not gonna kill ya, I like Jake Gyllenhal too much.

I don't know what my part would be. I'd do anything. Oh & also play myself.

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Originally Posted by dewaholic (Post 617998)

I don't know what my part would be. I'd do anything.

You can be the slut then. = Certain victim.