Ha! Skid marks on your underwear.

I'm kind to animals.

sexually molesting dogs is not being kind..




i think before i speak

:D Kiwi's cherp crudley sista!

I'm so drunk tables were danced under, over and my fingers are clever.

enough to tickle testicles well

I'm very well kept

But neither of them can find the shift key?

I need more braaaaaiinnnssssssssss, more cops more paramedics and more cider.

You need to stop trying so hard to be cool.

I like astronomy

Cuz your head's in the clouds.

I'm intelligent.

(that was good)

Always being able to guess the number of jelly beans does not make you intelligent

I am very knowledgeable about the Occult

the "helo bunny" occult.

I have good taste in clothes.

...if you were a caveman.


Im in good shape