even if they pulled a knife on you, you'd have to wait till they'd finished cutting themselves first

LOL!

in drab, lifeless voice
Life is pain... And i'll show you pain. Ow... it hurts so deep... I think I need to change my pants...

that guy sounds like he's wearing leather pants

You no, a graveyard is actually one of the safest places on the world if there was a worldwide zombie infestation. The reason is because once the dead rise and walk, they won't be there anymore, and rarely do people go to cemetaries on a general basis so you may have 2 or 3 to handle maybe once a week.

Pissing off the back porch naked with my eyes closed.

I just got one for ya...It's not about ME...But...

It's 10:30pm here...Pretty dark out...been snowing ALL day (about mid-shin right now)...Alex and Dustin noticed some LARGE (much bigger than ours, and we do NOT have small feet) footprints, from the road that cross our neighbor's front yard, into our front yard, then over our 5ft fence, and continue into our backyard as far as they could see...So...Right now they are out there "tracking bigfoot" in the snow...:rolleyes:

Being goofy is a mistake that can get you killed...right?

What are they going to do if they find him? Get him stoned?

not unless there virgins

sounds like a peeping tom, you better set up a video cam. i bet theres an old man wacking off outside your window as we speak

lately i been staying up late and dropping in my bed without closing window's.i must have some kind of death wish since i know there's crazy people walking around yelling at themselves in my neighborhood, and still do it.