"do you validate parking?"

hows about a fuck first ??

Shit, I lost my retainer. My mom's gonna KILL ME.

I swear to you officer, she said she was eighteen!

counselor: "Mr. Kreuger, it's your turn."

Freddy: "My name's Freddy and.....I'm a homicidal maniac."

group: "Hi, Freddy."

"is it me or does this blood taste like Ketchup??"

COOKIE!!!!!

Chocolate sauce? You mean this is chocolate sauce? It's not even real blood?! Wait! It's not even Hersheys. Shit! It's not even Quick! It's fucking generic chocolate sauce! I... Fuck it! I quit! And not only that... I'm going on Oprah, and I'm tellin' her why!

BOSCO????

very funny and good to see you back around Haunted!

"What's in your wallet?"