Gotta admit, that pic ain't too pretty...still gonna pic the V

Obivious no?

V...Even though the picture is terrible. Shall I find you a new one?

7-2 for Vag, next match in a second (sure, if you don't like the picture I'm all for someone finding a better one)

Round 1: Match 5


really comfortable pants:
http://www.rscrubs.com/images/black-pants-big.jpg
preferably ones that aren't too tight around the waist, not too short, kindof baggy but only a little, and with big pockets

VS

a really satisfying shit:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbo...ust/toilet.jpg
ya know the ones you take after a really big meal where your stomach hurts a little beforehand, and afterwards your asshole feels stretched out a little? Isn't that great?

Hmmm....tough one.
I'm gonna have to go with the shit.

Really comfortable pants are awesome, especially at work. However, I never wear pants at home. Since home is where I'm the most comfortable, I've gotta go with the shit. Besides, I can read Calvin & Hobbes in the process, which doubles the pleasure. Kind of like the Doublemint Twins, except it's with Calvin & Hobbes and a gigantic satisfying shit.

pants

idk i love it when i shit and it comes out real easy and i dont even need to wipe (I do anyway just in case though) so shit gets my vote.

sounds like flayed voted for shit, so it's 3-1

A nice, long shit. there is nothing better in the world. I light candles, not for the smell, but for the ambiance.