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crabapple 07-25-2006 03:21 AM

.........Even if they DO say "Jehovah"!!

zwoti 07-25-2006 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by crabapple
.........Even if they DO say "Jehovah"!!
Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]

Miss Olivia 07-25-2006 10:07 AM

Monty Python rocks.

novadawn969 07-25-2006 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by Angra
That post almost make you likable.;) :D
Well the only reason I wouldn't be likeable is because I speak my mind... And that sucks for me because I would think that was a good thing... :D

novadawn969 07-25-2006 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by zwoti
Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]


Hahaha, that one is one of the greatest...

AUSTIN316426808 07-25-2006 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by Angra
Or maybe it´s because you´re a JEHOVAH!!!

There's only one of 'em.

wu ghung 07-25-2006 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob Singer
Because they are catholics, they're still living on the XII century. My family has a house in a little village where the church has change the bells by recordings with things like Ave Maria and shit like that. It's weird when you start to listen on sunday 7'00 am "Ave Maria mater misericordia" .....
Maybe they might think people who get dressed up in tight leather pants and a black sabbath t-shirt just to go collect junk mail from their mail box is weird too. but they are just too polite to say anything to you?

Jacob Singer 07-26-2006 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by wu ghung
Maybe they might think people who get dressed up in tight leather pants and a black sabbath t-shirt just to go collect junk mail from their mail box is weird too. but they are just too polite to say anything to you?
For sure but when I go to collect my mail, I don't disturb all the people in the village (even those that don't have my shame faith). And it's a Misfits t-shirt ;)

Angra 07-26-2006 02:05 AM

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Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
There's only one of 'em.


Are u sure about that?

novadawn969 07-26-2006 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob Singer
And it's a Misfits t-shirt ;)
As long as it's not a Brittany Spears T-shirt. Now what we all need is a Spear Brittany T-shirt... I love my shirts :p


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