funny videos
 

magic beer fridge-http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2691701

watch the llama one(its the last one) http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2685782

I know where all ya wives are ..:D

Holy crap..every cafe in the area that sells
fancy coffee is just packed with white wimmen ..
and shit unbeleivable..
do they really talk about tommy's little
hair cut ..and the best nail polish in
the world..and how much the hairdresser
charges..
and oh'..gotta get the car waxed before
HE finds out i took it on the motorway..

I called in to get me a plain coffee to go ..HA..i tell the girly behind the counter...no shit..i don't want shares in the company..i just wanna cup of coffee..but not at
4$s ..
will go home and make my own.

i prefer coke or milk over anything else...


or monster

at 9.5 this will get'cha tanked...

Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.
One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.

After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is
my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedez. I
figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least
like the Mercedez, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied; "Well, on my last
anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the
Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least
like the trip, and she would know that I love her."


The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said; "Yah, well
for my anniversary, I got my old lady a tee-shirt and a vibrator. I
figured if she didn't like the tee-shirt, she could go fuck herself."

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To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells
her it'll make her fat. "I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. "If I bite my
fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?" "You'll be fatter than
that," says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a
very pregnant lady. The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's
belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this
stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, "Excuse me,
but do you know me?" And the little girl says, "No, but I know what you've
been doing..."

these are my little hooties.........

kool

Awwww. Pretty tabby babies. I got one too:)

Ohhh marroe your kitty looks just like mine. Mine's retarded though, she fell down the stairs today.........again.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
heres mine