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hash23 12-16-2003 12:05 AM

hey guys
 
hey looks like no one likes my jokes.. cause i havent had anyone tell me... awwwwwww woe is me woe is me :D ... come on ppl i need encouragement..... hgehehehhehe :D

two cockroaches eating shit, one of them says... man this shit stinks...... the other one says, ewwww grosss man, not while i am eating.. jhahahahahhahahahaha :D

MichaelMyers 12-16-2003 01:47 AM

Fuckeroo.

hash23 12-17-2003 02:17 AM

hey
 
^^^^ is that like when you fuck a kangaroo,. lol hahhaha..:D


hmmmmm

this man takes his parrot to the vet cause he had been making funny noises. the vet after examining the parrot tells the owner, that the parrot needs to have sex.... the man doesnt know where to get a female parrot from and he also doesnt want them to have babies.,... so the vet suggests that as he has a female parrot why dont we make them have sex and for the help of my female parrot services, you pay me $50.... so the man agrees..

they take the parrot to the basement, where there is this bird cage with the female parrot. they put the male parrot inside the cage and come upstairs..after 10 mins there is a lot of hue and cry coming from the basement, the man and the vet rush down to the basement. there all the bird feathers are flying around, so when they approach the cage,,, there the male parrot has the female parrot on the floor and with his wings, is taking her feathers out... and is shouthing,,, for $5O I WANT YOU NAKED BITCH ..


hehehheheee lol :D

Freddy Krueger. 12-17-2003 02:38 AM

I would like to make fun of tennis, but I think they do a good enough job of making fun of their selfs.

Theory 12-17-2003 02:48 AM

Funny =/

A cat petting a duck isn't funny.

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hash23 12-17-2003 02:55 AM

hey theory
 
btw its not the pic.. read what it says in the message and subject...... thank you very much... :)

Theory 12-17-2003 02:58 AM

That does not change the fact that it's not funny

hash23 12-17-2003 03:01 AM

hey
 
k its a free world... you dont have to find it funny... ..:)

Aasiyan 12-17-2003 11:40 AM

I thought it was funny...... :p

hash23 12-17-2003 10:08 PM

hey thanks
 
thanks aasiyan... its good to see that some ppl still have a good sense of humour... :).. you rock... hey aasiyan... pm me sometime,,..


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