not a chance ...

when i was old enough to even ponder it .. i had a very adventurous girlfriend. I was extremely lucky ..

no liver, no pie, no hollowed out melons, no family dinner turkey.. nothing artifical.


the other 'wreckless youth' thing i never did was screw in a car ...
i had my own place since i was 17 ...

If you had your own place, then why on earth did you screw in a car. It's so uncomfortable!;)

reread what i said ...

go back and read his reply lol;)

nope, nope and take me to a lie detector test.

Got it, guess my mind wuz in the gutter, sorry!:)

Girls with hammers....:confused:


Yeah, but seriously, sex while people are in the next room. That's always fun, dunno if it's a fetish.

was an impressionable teenager, with his own place and no one to see what he's upto...lonely nights all on your own, and that vacuum just sitting there waiting for action, cos it never got used for the carpets....you liar :D :p

hahahahah .. wanker !! what 17 year old on his own has or can afford a vacuum :)

as if thats a priority when your furnitire is cardboard boxes :)


i'd post a pic of my 'vacuum cleaner' but it would get erased by a mod :)

You borrowed one from your mom. Thats the most logical answer. Bet she wondered what you had done spilled on the carpet when she got it back and had to clean the bag out!;)