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bloodrayne 09-23-2004 12:12 AM
Re: Re: Anyone Here NOT at the mercy of their sex glands??
 
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Originally posted by wufong
Not me man. when my sexual gland starts getting too big for it britches i give it a good beating. i'm like what you on about??? you want some of this???*slap* ooooo whats that? you like it???*slap*slap*slap* what!!!! you want some more huh? *slap slap*slap*slap*slap* how do you like that? huh? wtf the are you mmmmmmming at?*slap*slap*slap*slap* get down you cheeky bastard.
LMFAO...That REALLY cracked me up...Wufong, you are just too much...

ShankS 09-23-2004 12:32 AM
Re: Anyone Here NOT at the mercy of their sex glands??
 
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Originally posted by Arioch
With the fluffho, DVP, thing, the Kpro nine thing, and now bloodrayne and her mystery man.....

I was just wondering if there was anyone here that ISNT ruled by their hormones as of late.....maybe im just out of the loop...
is this a thread for the women??

Arioch 09-23-2004 03:23 PM
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is this a thread for the women??
Anyone really......anyone feeling out of the loop by all the love thrown around on this board as of late.....

Sistinas 09-23-2004 03:38 PM
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Originally posted by Arioch
Anyone really......anyone feeling out of the loop by all the love thrown around on this board as of late.....

I feel out of the loop, maybe chainsawguy needs a girl?PM me chainsaw, we will hook up!LOL

Arioch 09-23-2004 04:15 PM
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feel out of the loop, maybe chainsawguy needs a girl?PM me chainsaw, we will hook up!LOL
Oh god....not a hookup thread...

darthvonpokemon 09-23-2004 05:08 PM
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Oh god....not a hookup thread...
Horror Dot Com's Horrible Dating Service ? Works for me :D
CK

Je Suis Phnomne 09-23-2004 05:15 PM
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Originally posted by darthvonpokemon
Horror Dot Com's Horrible Dating Service ? Works for me :D
CK
Every date comes with a "First Date Kit"

Silver Package Includes:
Condoms
Names for Bail Bondsman in the area
A quarter to call a cab
Mace

Gold Package Includes:
All items listed above
A handy book titled "What to say when you dont know what to say"
A clue
Directions on how to change your username and delete your old account with all the popular Instant Messaging Systems

Platinum Package Includes:
All items listed above
Various instruments of pleasure
A CD with love songs sung by Chef
A lawyer on retainer
Gift Certificate to a body shop of your choice to get those nasty key scratches out of the sides of your ride

meetthecreeper 09-23-2004 06:01 PM
I was a slave to the man downstairs until I met my lady..........wait I still am a slave to him. Oh well seriously when I was in my twenties I thought something was wrong with me, turns out I am just a horny bastard. Thats why I married a younger woman. LOL
















She has trouble keeping up sometimes though *looking to get hit over the head with a frying pan*

yourlastmistake 09-23-2004 08:15 PM
Re: Re: Anyone Here NOT at the mercy of their sex glands??
 
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Originally posted by wufong
Not me man. when my sexual gland starts getting too big for it britches i give it a good beating. i'm like what you on about??? you want some of this???*slap* ooooo whats that? you like it???*slap*slap*slap* what!!!! you want some more huh? *slap slap*slap*slap*slap* how do you like that? huh? wtf the are you mmmmmmming at?*slap*slap*slap*slap* get down you cheeky bastard.
LMFAO...... you wacky bastard.

orangestar 09-23-2004 08:31 PM
I am most certainly a slave to my sex glands, and I hope to continue to be :D


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