Drunken fist of boodah

Unleashed (aka danny the dog)
or
Alex Kidd in Miracle World

Unleashed


In

or

out

in.



lefthook or rightcross?

Left Hook



Jordan or Gretzky

Gretzky

To be hated by everyone : Or to be loeved only by retarded people

Ha!...I AM only loved by retarded people!


Actually, this reminds me of an old quote/cliche...I'm sure you've all heard it:

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not...

And...That's exactly how I feel...






Vacation: Hawaii or Aspen?

Aspen



New Orleans or Las Vegas

(obviously I'm talking about before the bullshit)

New Orleans



White, Wheat, or Rye?

Rye

East Coast or West Coast?

east coast

shoes n socks
or barefeet ??

Bare feet...I was born and raised in Kentucky:D





Bungee or Base jump?

I first ever heard that qoute, when I read it off the back of one of my Type O Negative Cds

Bungee

grass or sand

Grass...




Cat shit or....Dog shit?



yeah i know its lame...

Cat shit. That would be because I can use a scoop, and believe it or not, in my experience, it ain't as smelly.

hedgehog or chinchilla?

Hedgehog.

Sai
or
Divided Staff?

sai

bottle or breast

breast

french fries or coleslaw

C'mon...is that a trick question? The titties get my vote. Even if I was a chick, the titties would still get this one.

Ah, missed one...
Coleslaw. If you'd said CHIPS (which are the more worthy french fry) they'd have won...but hey. Coleslaw, as long as it's adequetly spicy.


Anchovy
or
Capers

anchovy

Batman or Spiderman

Spiderman.
He's had it harder than the rich little orphan, has cool powers, and is much funnier.

pinball
or
air hockey

air hockey.




cards or dice?

Cards.

Throw a rock
or
towel-tag

throw a rock.



wolverine's claws



or



johnny blaze's shotgun?

The claws on their own aint really a great advantage...if you can still get killed.
As a weapon, definately the shotgun, esppecially THAT shotgun.

Compact wrist mounted crossbow
or
Poison Blow Darts

poison blow darts.




alan moore



or



frank miller?

Alan Moore by so far it's not funny...

Miller is good, but, yeah, overshadowed in this one.

What about

Alan Moore
or
Neil Gaimen

alan moore(from hell,the watchmen,league of ex. gentlemen)oh yeah.




x-o manowar



or



war machine?

err... war machine


Mozart or Beethoven

Beethoven


Royo or Giger?

Giger

London black cab or New York yellow cab

London over New York, no matter WHAT the circumstance...




Cotton or Silk?

Silk

Simpsons or Futurama

Futurama.

Half Baked
or
How High?

Ouch...Damn....Don't think I can choose

Hmm...I'll say, about 5 years ago I woulda said Simpsons, now I'll go with Futurama...But, it's mighty damned close...




Chocolate or Vanilla?

Oops...I was too late...Half Baked

chocolate

monkey
or
beetle

beetle

shit or shinola

SHIT!

BUTT-MUNCH
OR
DILL-WEED?

They are so similar...Weren't the Monkees a knock off of the Beatles?

Oh well...

Monkey

Go out or Stay home?


Dammit...Did it again...

Butt Munch

stay at home


Hotel or Motel