Black.

Cutting a testicle off a freshly killed wild boar, and rubbing it allover your face, licking then taking a bite, swallowing it. Eating it up in the sun until the residue starts to rot on your face, then peeling it off like a facemask and eating whats left.

or

Getting a roadkilled possum/squirrel, fucking the squished guts, leaving it out all day then going back and squeezing the jism back out and drinking a sip of whatever drips into a glass.
(if you're a chick a guy can make with the corpse fucking)

2nd one. I only have 2 drip a sip of it

Have your lover die in the middle of u 2 having sex
OR
Be forced to have sex with an already dead body

The dead body.
The dead FEMALE body.
...I don't have to lose my partner that way, and I get to say I did some really messed up shit.

Stabbing through your foot, between the bones or not, with a blunt steak knife then twist it once.
or
Breaking all four fingers on one hand by backhanding the corner of a brick wall once, then again for whatever subsequent damage may occur?

Breaking my hand....already had a foot injury..it would make me feel bored -like I'm repeating myself but worse

WINE
OR

CHAMPAGNE

Wine.
Waaay more versatile, drinking and cooking.

Punched in the nose
or
kicked hard in the shin?

Oooh easy one for me...punched in the nose
I'm already short as it is....kicking me in the shin would do me in far worse.

COKE



OR



PEPSI

Coke



Family Guy

or

American Dad

Family Guy

Tacos: soft shell or hard shell

Hard shell

Foreign horror
or American horror?

american

bully or bullied