I'd watch the sport... no chick flicks... hell no....!


eating or sleeping....

Eating.

Fact or fiction?

Fiction - It's so much more interesting.

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Sexploitation or Torture Porn?

Sexploitation


The Ocean or jacuzzi?

Jacuzzi


To Love ?

To be in Love ?

To Love I suppose.


Queso dip or salsa?

Salsa I guess....the dance is cool....so's the dip I guess....lol

Ford Focus or Ford Fusion?

I'll say FOCUS just to move this along...

Decision A through D are at gunpoint - all parties involved will die if you don't choose.
All involve you being tied to a chair, you cannot get up.

a: Your mother is forced to perform oral sex on the offender, then she is shot and killed.

b: Your mother is forced to perform oral sex on YOU, then your father is shot and killed

c: Your father is forced to kill your mother, then you have to suck him off while looking at the body.

d: Your father kills the attacker, but then can't live with himself, kills himself, your mother walks in to see this, kills HERself, and falls over on you, with (to keep the theme) her mouth on your junk.

a. involevs me the least so I would go with that.

Gunfight or swordfight ?

Swordfight. More interesting.

Mango Nectar with Vodka
or Tequila and OJ