yes, I am aware of that

but, give it a try!

it is a new thing of words and it deserves its day in the sun like poo nuts does

please show your compassionate side and say "ratt nutz" at least once today.

sorry....I won't do it

ahhhhhhh ch ch ch ch ch ch ch! grrrrrr

am so very angry, you will not say ratt nutz!! yahhhh


http://www.scarysquirrel.org/photos/rut1.jpg

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her,
'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-
she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said,
'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. '
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish,

and she answered,
'I'd like to have a heart attack.'


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure.'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too . Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'

Warning - If you want your mind to remain sane after 3 minutes and 51 seconds, don't click this.

nice



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A real billboard erected somewhere in New Zealand for an upcoming TV airing of Mary Harron's film...

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1...ycho122709.jpg

http://img.funtasticus.com/2008/apr/...lection029.jpg
Poor kid. :(

ROFL!




"So why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here!"


...did I mention I LOVE it? :D