I dont know what a russian lighthouse is haha.. Is that when they stick a camera and light up your ass?

Considering I dont have a prostate I would rather the light in my butt.


Dvds

or

Vhs

i'll let someone else explain it to you

dvd

gore or psychological thriller

Gore everytime

Argento or Romero?

Is there a reason why you can't explain it to me. Its ok. Im a big girl, I can handle it. ;)

Romero


Hard boiled candy

or

Jelly type candy

Gummies?

Having to be bald for the rest of your life, or toothless?

Bald....




Death by spinning huv cap in the air aimed straight at your wind pipe or being burned alive ?

hub cap

Where's your 'This or That'?


Okay...I got one for ya.....


At the library: Kill the people running it for putting up these stupid 'web security' things that won't let you view half the pages here OR Kill ALL of these losers at the lbrary (especially this geek beside me) Then take their money and get a computer that doesn't blow up!!!??

Kill the geek, take the money.


set fire to a bus full of retards or set fire to a school full of retards

Hmm...Bus......Bus explosion...pretty...oooohhhh




Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

Miracle Whip


forced sodomy by two people at once or lighting an m80 up your butt

Sodomy...I think I could recover a little better from that one...







Dinner tonight: Roast Chicken or Fettucini Alfredo?

Fettucini Alfredo

Sex tonight: wild or freakishly wild

LOL...It's funny that we're the only ones here right now, huh?...The weekends are kinda like that...

As for your answer...That depends on how tired you are tonight (You gotta work in the morning, too)...Of course, you know which one I'd choose...If time and energy level permitted...heh





John or Nathan?

Nathan

flintstones or jetsons

Heh...Agreed!



Damn...That's a little dificult...

Flinstones


Wilma or Betty? ;)

Wilma

pebbles or bam bam

Betty.

Rat or mouse?

Oooh...You scare me...That's EXACTLY what I was gonna do, then I changed it to 'Wilma or Betty?'...STOP THAT!



Pebbles.......I REALLY want a girl....





Comics: Marvel or DC?

Oops...Sorry, you were faster than me...



Rat


My question still stands

Marvel


who do you want to kill most: matt damon or ben afflack

Hmm...There too different people?...Seriously, if you showed me pix of both of them, I wouldn't know who was who...

So...I guess they'd be pretty even on the 'Hit List'



Most annoying: Pauly Shore or Gilbert Gottfried?

Gilbert Gottfried

cooler comedian: mitch hedburg or dane cook

Mitch Hedberg



Salad Dressing: French, Italian, or Ranch?

ranch

mashed potatos: instant or homemade

Homemade...Instant's a LOT faster, but not nearly as good...








Garlic Bread or Sweet Italian Bread?

garlic

olives: black or green

You know I gotta have BOTH...But, I'd choose black for Mexican stuff....



Tombstone or Red Baron?

tombstone has the stuffed crust

cheetos: crunched or puffed

Crunched.

Ed Gein or Richard Ramirez?

Gein



Tearing off some chicks fake tits

or

Stabbing those fake tits with a knitting needle.


:P
I had this vivid image in my head. Made me laugh haha..

I'd combine the two - Shove the knitting needle through one side of the tit and out the other, then grab either end, and twist it around again and again until the implant tore it's way outta there.

Ripping a chunk of flesh from an AIDS patients face, sucking the blood and swallowing
or
Performing oral sex on both your parents, then killing one of them (your choice)?

Umm...Neither.....



Subtitled or Dubbed?

Dubbed



Cross or pentagram??

pentagram

Bill Hicks or Dennis Leary?

Dennis leary is fucking awsome so Dennis Leary

Become a Vampire or control a horde of zombies??

vampire.



Smoke pot till you die.

Or have Sex till you die.


lol <neither should be possible..but IF>

Sex

Hannibal Lecter or Col. Hannibal Smith

Im going for lecter because I dont know the other dude. When I looked it up I got The A team and some war dude haha..

Thai Food

or

Indian

Indian

Cervantes from Soul Calibur or Cervantes the author?