neither (i hate blue collar)

Jim Norton or George Carlin

George Carlin

getting shot or getting burned alive

getting shot


raw onion or raw chillie

raw onion

biting your lip or biting your tongue

biting your tongue


staying up late or sleeping in

staying up late

singing or dancing

singing


tennis or golf

tennis


Markers or crayons?

markers

fully clothed or naked

Fully Clothed


porch or backyard