Shakespeare


Bar or Club

Restaurant :P

Gold or Silver?

youngster..lol



Silver


sleep all day or all night

sleep?:confused:


Sleep in the daytime (like I SHOULD be right now..)

Work: Indoors or Outdoors?

I hate sleep too although I'm starting to miss it after a week without any.



Outdoors


wrestling...

olympic or wwe

Dont much care for either, but Ill take Olympic....better then WWE, thats for sure.


Spaceballs or Blazing Saddles or Young Frankenstien?

Spaceballs...purely on how much I loved it when I was a kid...

Getting your kneecap smashed with a ballpoint hammer
or
Having your eyebrow ?bone? broken by a baseball, right off the bat?

Blazing Saddles


George A. Romero or John Carpenter

Bat to the eyebrow....and no idea, they're both incredible horror filmakers.


Ghostbusters or The Frighteners?

I LOVED ghostbusters, but I gott go with The Frighteners on this one. Good story, nice twist in the end, AWESOME effects, good blend of horror and comedy.

Eating Tiger Penis
or
Eating Goats Testicle

Eating penis.

Terrorism or waving placards?

Sometimes equal:rolleyes:






Financial Stability or Health?

Health


lower taxes or better healthcare

Better healthcare(my niece would still be here)




Jodie Foster or Meryl Streep

For right now: Lower Taxes.....We pretty much never go to the doctor...Of course, I am sure that will be much more of an issue when we become senior citizens...




Bounce, Snuggle, or Downy?





*is doing laundry* :)

Dammit...I came in too late on BOTH threads...




Jodi Foster

Bounce and Downy

Tide, Gain, All, or Arm and Hammer?

(Did laundry the other day)

Tide With Bleach is the ONLY thing that seems to work around here...





Chicken Tenders: Honey Mustard, Barbecue Sauce, or Plain?

Honey mustard



swim in a....

pool or lake

Pool!

Canoe or Kayak?

Speed Boat!...But, you get bitched at if you hit a log in the river:rolleyes: ...Hey, I was only 16...They coulda cut me a little slack...







SNL, Mad TV, or Kids In The Hall?

old SNL


better on SNL...

Adam Sandler or Chris Farley

Oh wow...You DO like to make 'em difficult...Hmmm....



Adam Sandler




Pizza Crust: Thin and Crunchy or Thick and Soft?

Doesn't matter as long as there's hot sauce on it.




another SNL...

Dan Akroydd or Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey





Crossword Puzzles or Word Finds?

Crossword....word finds give me a headache



rather a film be...

slow paced or fast

Fast....Slow puts me to sleep...






Cliffhanger or Dramatic Ending?

Dramatic ending




Alexander The Great or Caesar
(I'm not sure what to choose it by, just sounded interesting at the moment)

Caesar







Salad: Caesar or Cobb?



:D

I can't get one person to think Alexander was better than Caesar. I mean come on the guy took over half of the earth with 40k soldiers.


anyway...

Caesar

Dressing...

Italian or Ranch

Italian.

Give head to a male bear (while YOU'RE) at gunpoint, until he blasts a nut down your throat
or
twist the head off a small LIVE bird, chew and swllow it, then vomit up the remains onto a mongoloid child?

Umm...Bird/Puke thing...





Big Mac or Whopper?

Big Mac



Hot Dogs or Hamburgers

Hamburgers...By far






On hamburgers: Mayonnaise, Mustard or Ketchup?

All of 'em but take it easy with the Mayo



On a hot dog- chili,ketchup or mustard?

Chili, onions and shredded cheddar cheese...That's how we do it here ;)






Spaghetti: With Chili or Spaghetti Sauce?

Spaghetti Sauce(but I like both)

which is worse....

Jason X or Halloween Resurrection?

I havnt actually seen either, but I think Jason x looks bad in a fun kind of way, so Ill go with Halloween Resurection, which just looks like garbage.

Simpsons or Futurama?

Simpsons


shrimp or crab

Crab!

Grape jelly or strawberry preserves?