Dark Harvest 2 made Dark Harvest look like a brilliant masterpiece by comparison

We watched about 15 minutes of it, then we fastforwarded it the rest of the way because it was moving WAY too slow...And, even though we couldn't hear any dialogue or sound this way, it didn't change anything...

Guy in a cornfield, trying to find his 2 daughters...He kept having visions of the guy who owned the cornfield killing his own 2 daughters...The dad and the daughters had seen the ghosts of the 2 dead girls who were looking for a lost locket...The guy found his daughters in the end, and hit the killer over the head with a pipe, the same pipe that the killer had just hit the dad's wife in the head with...She lived...

Yes...That was the ENTIRE movie...Over an hour of just walking through a cornfield, yelling for his daughters...

AND...It looks like someone filmed the entire thing with their camcorder, trying out all the features...zoom...picture in picture...fade...wipe...It's completely stupid...

I have seen some incredibly shitty movies (Killjoy, Demons At The Door, Dark Town, One Of Them, etcetera)...But, this one beat them ALL...by FAR...

I'm going with Dark Harvest, because even though I thought the original wasn't too bad, I like the other 2 movies in this round slightly better...And I think I'll smack Dark Harvest just for having a sequel that turned out to be THE worst movie in the history of movies

Dark Harvest 2 should have won this entire contest, but it isn't even in here :p

I'm going to go with Dark Harvest. Howling 2 has a lot of solid camp value and Dr. Moreau has Stan Winston creatures and a Fairuza Balk being very alluring.

Howling 2!

Pretty much, yeah.....;) Possibly the most boring movie I have ever seen.

Dark Harvest, I suppose.

Dark Harvest scores the most hate with 5 rotten eggs, Howling II gets 2 putrid tomatoes splotched on it, while The Island of Dr Moreau (90s version) gets 1 rotten egg.

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As if the already limping franchise needed this sack of shit as a sequel...a movie which pretty much killed an entire generation of icon-lovers...

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A dull, pointless and utterly shoddy remake which basically raped the original's premise and effectiveness...ugh...

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And they thought this one would make people in theaters scream in fright...the only people left screaming in the end, were the ones asking their money back...

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The Omen remake.

I'll agree...totally unnecessary and totally miscast..

The Omen remake.

the omen ..

i'm suprised they didnt just use all 18 year olds