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TheOmen 01-17-2005 10:38 PM

I'd like to take Motel Hell off my list. Partly because I think I enjoyed it as a kid, and partly because House of The Dead is absolutely the worst movie ever made, thus it makes the list..

urgeok 01-18-2005 05:44 AM

i left Cold Creek Manor off the list because there is a scene so inept involving snakes that it's a required viewing .. its priceless.

AUSTIN316426808 01-18-2005 06:27 AM

Happy Hell Night

the openning scence shows the killer inside of a tomb in a cemetary with bodies scattered around and he's holding two hearts in his hands now i'm thinking he must do some kinda supernatural stuff or something different so i sat through another half hour of bad acting/writing/directing until it got to the first death scence just to see this guy pick up a scaple and stab a nurse's hand then slash her throat.

by far one of the worst movies i've ever seen overall not just horror.

Elvis_Christ 01-18-2005 07:58 AM

House of The Dead is what horror movies are all about. That piece of shit is going to be a cult classic. Urgeok..... this and Jason X were made to make you laugh, maybe jack off to some eye candy. And as far as Secret Window???! You knew what you were getting yourself into (Shitty Stephen King, Johnny Depp being Stephen King by the numbers) you should have waited for that piece of shit to turn up on TV. Mr Depp is on his way out with pieces of shit like this.......... and a lot of people are fooling themselves that the Willy Wonka remake is going to be legendary.

cheeba - you were exasperated? man that makes it all ok.... all you needed was a hug I reckon. Who gives a fuck anyways? We're all geeks arguing about dumb shit on here anyway we're meant to be cunts to each other. No offence and none taken.
:confused: I'm real drunk at the moment............ but yeh horror is somthing I'm passonite about and if people don't like stuff I'm into I have a habit of just being all "what the fuck get some taste blah....blah...." sometimes I'm right sometimes I'm wrong but maybe its the booze.

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I'd like to take Motel Hell off my list
You should. Great fucking movie with a awesome chainsaw fight!

Nemesis412 - Unbreakable was pretty cool but could have been more. Great ideas but not overly well executed. It could have been one of those great Superheros that weren't Superheroes (Marvel, D.C........la la) Darkman styles......

But yeh I'm too drunk I'll go spread my cheer round everywhere else?

urgeok 01-18-2005 08:25 AM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
[B]House of The Dead is what horror movies are all about. That piece of shit is going to be a cult classic. Urgeok..... this and Jason X were made to make you laugh, maybe jack off to some eye candy. And as far as Secret Window???! You knew what you were getting yourself into (Shitty Stephen King, Johnny Depp being Stephen King by the numbers) you should have waited for that piece of shit to turn up on TV. Mr Depp is on his way out with pieces of shit like this.......... and a lot of people are fooling themselves that the Willy Wonka remake is going to be legendary.
i can guarentee that Secret Window will do nothing to hamper Depps popularity ...
He's one of the select handful of performers that can slip back and forth between crass commercial films and indie pics without getting the slightest tarnish on themselves..

Secret Window came and went unnoticed.

Depp isn't even at the top of his rainbow yet ...
A bad Pirates of the Carribean II would do far more to hurt his image although I'm betting that even inb the film tanks, he'll still be gold. At least that film gave him something to do .. Secret Window was a non-film.

Jason X had no eye candy - just one of the many problems with the film ... try jacking off to that and you'll just end up with a limp joint in your hand.


House of the Dead will be a classic in the same way Plan 9 from Outerspace will be ... possibly. Personally i think it will be completely forgotten.

As far as Unbreakable goes ... I think its an amazing film ...
Not many people do though

AUSTIN316426808 01-18-2005 08:51 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
i can guarentee that Secret Window will do nothing to hamper Depps popularity ...
He's one of the select handful of performers that can slip back and forth between crass commercial films and indie pics without getting the slightest tarnish on themselves..

Secret Window came and went unnoticed.

Depp isn't even at the top of his rainbow yet ...
A bad Pirates of the Carribean II would do far more to hurt his image although I'm betting that even inb the film tanks, he'll still be gold. At least that film gave him something to do .. Secret Window was a non-film.

Jason X had no eye candy - just one of the many problems with the film ... try jacking off to that and you'll just end up with a limp joint in your hand.


House of the Dead will be a classic in the same way Plan 9 from Outerspace will be ... possibly. Personally i think it will be completely forgotten.

As far as Unbreakable goes ... I think its an amazing film ...
Not many people do though


i personally think Depp is one of the best actor there is so a bad film here and there which he actually was good in shouldn't tarnish him.

and i thought Unbreakable was great the whole concept is so obvious i don't know why someone hadn't made it earlier.

Nemesis412 01-18-2005 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by urgeok
The village
Jason x
House of the dead
resident evil 2
secret window



there are 5 recent ones...

i dont count low budget shit because its pointless ...
to me the badness of a film is in direct proportion to how much money was spent on it - who made it -etc. (i.e. they should have known better.) and how pissed i was during and after seeing it.
Each one of these above was a waste of my time ...
Stupid films.

if you are 12 and these are the first horror films you've seen then sure .. you might like them.
But if you've seen a number of them ... i cant understand why you would even consider them passable time wasters .. they were each an insult to the viewer.


I agree with all of them. But i did like Resident evil 2. I think Nemesis is a badass guy (hence me name) Althought I thin Silent Hill is better and would make a sweet movie. It wasn't really horror but it was a fun movie for me anyways. But yeah forgot about House of the dead.

The STE 01-18-2005 12:48 PM

1) Polish Vampire in Burbank
2) Manos: Hands of Fate
3) The Brain that Wouldn't Die
4) Jaws: The Revenge
5) Exorcist 2: The Heretic

TheOmen 01-18-2005 01:11 PM

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House of The Dead is what horror movies are all about. That piece of shit is going to be a cult classic. Urgeok
Maybe to you, horror movies are all about complete garbage. For me, I take them as serious as 'normal' movies. Sure, there are some that are so cheesy that they are favorites. But usually, they are movies that were made in all seriousness, but are so bad they're funny. House of the Dead, from what you're saying, was made to be cheesy, and that, in my mind, makes it even worse. It is by far the worst movie ever made. So don't have that patronizing attitude like you 'get' it, and nobody else is smart enough. The movie blows in every way.

Jason X was okay.

AUSTIN316426808 01-18-2005 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
1) Polish Vampire in Burbank
2) Manos: Hands of Fate
3) The Brain that Wouldn't Die
4) Jaws: The Revenge
5) Exorcist 2: The Heretic

i haven't seen the top three but they sound like they're horrible. would i even get a good laugh out of it like most bad horror movies.

arron wardlaw 01-18-2005 01:38 PM

i still know what you did last summer was pretty decent by the way. just as good as the first one. there are so many bad horror films because horror probably has the biggest specific genre fanbase so people are already drawn to the cover of the product. anyway enough of that shit as long as they keep showing people getting killed in inventive ways ill still be a fan. oh yes and some sort of a plot helps.
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AUSTIN316426808 01-18-2005 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by arron wardlaw
i still know what you did last summer was pretty decent by the way. just as good as the first one. there are so many bad horror films because horror probably has the biggest specific genre fanbase so people are already drawn to the cover of the product. anyway enough of that shit as long as they keep showing people getting killed in inventive ways ill still be a fan. oh yes and some sort of a plot helps.
you know horror movies are more then people getting killed in inventive ways.

arron wardlaw 01-18-2005 01:49 PM

ok so there might have been a little sarcasm in that last bit. what do you think of dead end by the two first time french directors
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AUSTIN316426808 01-18-2005 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by arron wardlaw
ok so there might have been a little sarcasm in that last bit. what do you think of dead end by the two first time french directors
haven't seen it yet.

and if you think i'm being sarcastic i'm not just starting meaning less conversation.

arron wardlaw 01-18-2005 02:02 PM

you misunderstand my friend i was being sarcastic to begin with. did you like the remake of tcm. i thought it was quite brutal(good) considering. what was the last good horror you watched
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Nemesis412 01-18-2005 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
you know horror movies are more then people getting killed in inventive ways.

Yeah it is just the whole horror aspect. Going into the theatre or renting a good horror movie is just so much fun. It is fun to see what happens, but it's not exactly the killing that makes it good at all.

Static 01-18-2005 02:24 PM

1. Jack-O
2. TCM the next generation
3. Nightmare on Elm St. 2
4. The Mangler 2
5. Bloody Murder 1 & 2

AUSTIN316426808 01-18-2005 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Static
1. Jack-O
2. TCM the next generation
3. Nightmare on Elm St. 2
4. The Mangler 2
5. Bloody Murder 1 & 2

i thought Nightmare 2 was good but i'll be damned if i don't agree with you about TCM- next generation that is nothing more than a big sack of shit.

ChEEbA 01-18-2005 02:30 PM

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The Mangler 2
They actually made a second one?!?
That's fucking crazy, man...

arron wardlaw 01-18-2005 02:33 PM

1 . bubba ho tep 2. the mummy.3bubba ho tep.4. the mummy etc.
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ChEEbA 01-18-2005 02:45 PM

I loved Bubba Ho Tep.., but hey I aint gonna tell you that you should feel any different about it. I can see why people MAY not like it, but it's most likely for those reasons that I DID.
However, I think you're gonna find a lot of people disagree with you on this one.

As for the mummy, I consider that action more than horror...I didn't mind the first one, but hated the second with a passion.

Nemesis412 01-18-2005 04:02 PM

Arron lol I know we were talkin about Scotland on the other thread but its easier on here since im already here.

Idk i dont think they live somewhere really cold.

His names Kevin hes got 2 kids aaron and Kevin. Wendy(Minton) my cux moced her a long time ago shes in Arizona now.

urgeok 01-19-2005 07:36 AM

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Originally posted by ChEEbA
I loved Bubba Ho Tep.., but hey I aint gonna tell you that you should feel any different about it. I can see why people MAY not like it, but it's most likely for those reasons that I DID.
However, I think you're gonna find a lot of people disagree with you on this one.

As for the mummy, I consider that action more than horror...I didn't mind the first one, but hated the second with a passion.

i had to switch gears mid way through Bubba when i realized i had to stop looking at it like a Don Coscarelli-Bruce Campbell kick ass weirdo horror movie .. and start looking at it more as a Bruce Campbell great acting Elvis movie.

Once i changed that mind set I appreciated it a lot more.

i still hated the ambulace driver comedy relief bullshit though .. christ what were they thinking ?

Nemesis412 01-19-2005 11:34 AM

That is the first time I had heard anything bad about this movie.

I still Don't know if I wanna see it or not. I'm a Bruce Campbell fan, but I don't like Elvis that much and I'm not that big on mummies either.

HMMMMM IDK

Kitty 01-19-2005 01:19 PM

scarry movie 3 that was so stupid

13th child that was stupid as well

13 ghosts thats a retarted film

The Grudge-also stupid

Saw-so weird its not even funny

American Vampire-SO STUPID

Queen of the Damned-that was cool but does not belong in the horror sec. of the movie store\block buster

HMMMMMMMMMM idk of any right know

Nemesis412 01-19-2005 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by Kitty
scarry movie 3 that was so stupid

13th child that was stupid as well

13 ghosts thats a retarted film

The Grudge-also stupid

Saw-so weird its not even funny

American Vampire-SO STUPID

Queen of the Damned-that was cool but does not belong in the horror sec. of the movie store\block buster

HMMMMMMMMMM idk of any right know

I liked Scary movie 2 most.

13 Ghosts was ok,I LOVE SHANNA ELIZABETH ;)


Saw was a good movie, you freak

Michaels Shape 01-19-2005 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by Nemesis412
I liked Scary movie 2 most.

13 Ghosts was ok,I LOVE SHANNA ELIZABETH ;)


Saw was a good movie, you freak

Scary Movie wasnt a Horror Movie, it was in more of the genre of Comedy.

Kitty 01-19-2005 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by Nemesis412
I liked Scary movie 2 most.

13 Ghosts was ok,I LOVE SHANNA ELIZABETH ;)


Saw was a good movie, you freak

well i thought is was el stupido!!!

Michaels Shape 01-19-2005 02:00 PM

Elstupido?

Kitty 01-19-2005 02:06 PM

stupid in spainsh

Michaels Shape 01-19-2005 02:13 PM

Yeah I know, Im not that stupid but why did you say it?

Nemesis412 01-19-2005 02:13 PM

I know it was in comedy. I mean out of the three movies I liked the second one best.

I took two years of spanish. I got an A&B both years.....of course I cheated.

I took Spanish three this year....but I didn't like it so I dropped it. :o

Michaels Shape 01-19-2005 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Nemesis412
I know it was in comedy. I mean out of the three movies I liked the second one best.

I took two years of spanish. I got an A&B both years.....of course I cheated.

I took Spanish three this year....but I didn't like it so I dropped it. :o

Haha nice to know when we're in the 5 worst Horror movies not the movies you like or the courses your taking. :D

Kitty 01-19-2005 02:23 PM

because the movie is el stupido no matter what you have to say anyone other than
kpro,AMK,mm,nine9 and cheeba
say other wise you are a Idioto

Nemesis412 01-19-2005 02:24 PM

Well if that is the case Mike, Why didn't you add something about a bad horror movie?

Instead of just talking about ME, you shoulda said something about a bad horror movie. SEE YOUR GOING EVEN MORE OFF TOPIC :p

Michaels Shape 01-19-2005 02:31 PM

No Im setting it straight...

House of 1,000 corpses sucked ass!

Nemesis412 01-19-2005 02:51 PM

I agree Mike it did suck ass. I did like Cpt Spaulding though.

Rob Zombie used to be so cool and now......he's not

Michaels Shape 01-19-2005 02:53 PM

Yeah Sid Haegin AKA: Captain Spalding, was a great actor in that movie, I hope Devil's Rejects is beeter, looks like it is going to be.

Nemesis412 01-19-2005 03:01 PM

Yeah alot of sequels suck, but not all the time.
I thought 1000 corpses sucked so i bet Devil's rejects was automaticall better when it was a pea in Zombie's head.

ClassicHorror 01-21-2005 04:10 PM

This my friends is the top 4 worst, these films have no qualities what so ever, most people who say a film is the worst usually has someone else who likes it, but these films I am about to list...has no fans whatsoever....

5. Zaat

4.ROTOR

3. Frankenstein Island

2. Monster a-Go Go

1. Manos: Hands of Fate


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