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Just finished watching Slaughtered Vomit Dolls last night.
Had to fast forward through the last 15 minutes... it had it's moments, and I'll probably show it to friends just to watch their reactions, but it's not a really good movie. It's just .... "meh"... probably towards the top of my worst movies ever list. Aside from that, my junk was really confused... up (prostitute) down (prostitue puckin' some curry slurry) up (a different prostitute stripping!) down (prostitute pukin') up (yet another prostitue stripping) down (some random dude puckin') then down down down (same dude pukin'). LOL... j/k |
I couldn't get through the Piranha remake. I got to the first major attack sequence and I just gave up.
All flash no substance. In short, bluh... |
Darkness Falls is at the top of my worst-of list.
I agree about I Spit on your Grave. It's a big stinking pile pretending to be some sort of social commentary. The Hills Have Eyes remake I don't agree with though. That's Alexander Aja and it was pretty bitchin' IMO. One of the very few remakes I can stomach. Also I love Blair Witch and Wolf Creek. Slaughtered Vomit Dolls has some great gore. But anyone can pay for good makeup effects. Overall it is incredibly amateurish, and fails miserably at being disturbing. And its director it's a complete joke. Lucifer Valentine? Yeah right. |
paranormal activity 3, i had such high hopes for this movie and was just let down. what happens in the adverts for the movie dont even happen in the movie, the movie dint even make me jump once, the other 2 movies had a few jump out your seat moments but this just let me down.
actually i think the advert was better than the movie. |
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Children of the Corn: Revelation- I know it's a cop-out going with this high of a sequel, but this is just so, so bad...
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Leprechaun 5 and 6. Utter contrived shit-storms that should never have seen the light of day. Don't get me wrong I love the first four-leprechaun in space just got sillier and sillier-it should have stopped with that. But Leprechaun 3 is my highlight of the series. Jennifer Aniston was exceptionally vacuous in the first which is a bonus.
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Haha I didn't even know they made a fifth and sixth one. I would feel stupid and uninformed but from what you said, I didn't miss much.
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How can the first movie in a series be a parody of a series that doesn't even exist yet?
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Napoleon Dynamite.
I can't really think of any other films I actually hate, and it's all because of the hype that surrounds it. For me, there was about 2 funny parts in the whole film, and everyone made out like it it was laugh a minute. I went into watching that with really high expectations, and every single expectation was kicked square in the nuts. |
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Return of the Living Dead.
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Hallelujah! There's a solid contingent on this board that love that movie. For my money it's not half as clever as it thinks it is. |
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Worse film ever? |
A good portion of the "free" movies on Fear.net are horrible. It's a good thing I don't remember most of them. Also, the Asian remakes are almost guaranteed to be bad. The Ring being the exception. But then they had to go and make a sequel...I think The Grudge is supposed to be good but I haven't seen it yet.
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gotta be being sarcastic |
man iv seen alot of shit movies,um from what i can think of right now
white noise dead silence friday13th remake outcast fuck i got heaps more worst ever just cant remember the names, i generaly try to forget shitty movies |
Maximum Overdrive.
Okay, the film's not exactly one of the top 10 films ever made and Steven King really should've had someone else direct this film...but for what it is...it isn't too bad. If you go into it expecting a brilliant classic, you're going to be dissapointed. But if you watch it expecting something amusingly dumb, then have at it. Every so often, usually for no reason at all, I often put on a Southern accent and do an impression of Yeardley Smith's immortal line "Curtis, are you deeeeeeead?" And Return Of The Living Dead is also pretty darn fun (although I do think there's a limit to the amount you can see Linnea Quigley naked before you say...meh.) :p |
oh yeah,disturbia another terrible movie
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Cleaning up the thread and removing posts related to derailment from thread topic. Please carry on.
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nice..........
um dude wheres my car was awfull invasion ,was shit |
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there is nothing wrong with maximum overdrive.
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Yes there is.
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As do I. I hated that they turned Freddy into a child molester. That ruined it for me. |
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IMO that is one of the top 10 zombie flicks ever made...... |
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Gotta defend Return Of The Living Dead and Maximum Overdrive.
I agree, ROTLD is one of the best zombie movies. So much fun!! Maximum Overdrive is cheesy, but has some great scenes (soda machine, for example). I wouldn't put in a Top 100 Best list, but it's a light, entertaining film. |
Hard Rock zombies
silent night deadly night part 3 any troma movie |
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Day of the Dead (remake) House of the Dead Gangs of the Dead Die You Zombie Bastards! Zombie Strippers The Stink of Flesh Survival of the Dead Attack Girls Swim Team Vs. the Undead Undead |
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