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CJ Steak 11-01-2011 09:24 AM

Just finished watching Slaughtered Vomit Dolls last night.

Had to fast forward through the last 15 minutes... it had it's moments, and I'll probably show it to friends just to watch their reactions, but it's not a really good movie. It's just .... "meh"... probably towards the top of my worst movies ever list.

Aside from that, my junk was really confused... up (prostitute) down (prostitue puckin' some curry slurry) up (a different prostitute stripping!) down (prostitute pukin') up (yet another prostitue stripping) down (some random dude puckin') then down down down (same dude pukin').

LOL... j/k

ZombieDrone 11-01-2011 10:01 AM

I couldn't get through the Piranha remake. I got to the first major attack sequence and I just gave up.

All flash no substance.

In short, bluh...

detune 11-02-2011 05:08 PM

Darkness Falls is at the top of my worst-of list.

I agree about I Spit on your Grave. It's a big stinking pile pretending to be some sort of social commentary.

The Hills Have Eyes remake I don't agree with though. That's Alexander Aja and it was pretty bitchin' IMO. One of the very few remakes I can stomach.

Also I love Blair Witch and Wolf Creek.

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls has some great gore. But anyone can pay for good makeup effects. Overall it is incredibly amateurish, and fails miserably at being disturbing. And its director it's a complete joke. Lucifer Valentine? Yeah right.

leezuki 11-22-2011 12:42 PM

paranormal activity 3, i had such high hopes for this movie and was just let down. what happens in the adverts for the movie dont even happen in the movie, the movie dint even make me jump once, the other 2 movies had a few jump out your seat moments but this just let me down.

actually i think the advert was better than the movie.

leezuki 11-22-2011 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ZombieDrone (Post 908564)
I couldn't get through the Piranha remake. I got to the first major attack sequence and I just gave up.

All flash no substance.

In short, bluh...

there was was some good flash scenes, two hot babes swimming ;)

Tangleduponblue 12-17-2011 10:35 AM

Children of the Corn: Revelation- I know it's a cop-out going with this high of a sequel, but this is just so, so bad...

Fearonsarms 12-25-2011 05:41 PM

Leprechaun 5 and 6. Utter contrived shit-storms that should never have seen the light of day. Don't get me wrong I love the first four-leprechaun in space just got sillier and sillier-it should have stopped with that. But Leprechaun 3 is my highlight of the series. Jennifer Aniston was exceptionally vacuous in the first which is a bonus.

Tangleduponblue 12-26-2011 02:39 AM

Haha I didn't even know they made a fifth and sixth one. I would feel stupid and uninformed but from what you said, I didn't miss much.

The Villain 12-26-2011 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Fearonsarms (Post 914230)
Leprechaun 5 and 6. Utter contrived shit-storms that should never have seen the light of day. Don't get me wrong I love the first four-leprechaun in space just got sillier and sillier-it should have stopped with that. But Leprechaun 3 is my highlight of the series. Jennifer Aniston was exceptionally vacuous in the first which is a bonus.

I agree. I liked all of them except the In The Hoods. I get that the first was supposed to be a parody of the entire series but that didnt make me like it.

neverending 12-26-2011 06:24 AM

How can the first movie in a series be a parody of a series that doesn't even exist yet?

The Villain 12-26-2011 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by neverending (Post 914291)
How can the first movie in a series be a parody of a series that doesn't even exist yet?

The first Leprechaun In The Hood, meaning the 5th in the series. Not the first one.

kyl3thund3r 12-28-2011 02:10 AM

Napoleon Dynamite.

I can't really think of any other films I actually hate, and it's all because of the hype that surrounds it. For me, there was about 2 funny parts in the whole film, and everyone made out like it it was laugh a minute. I went into watching that with really high expectations, and every single expectation was kicked square in the nuts.

Fearonsarms 12-30-2011 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by kyl3thund3r (Post 914454)
Napoleon Dynamite.

I can't really think of any other films I actually hate, and it's all because of the hype that surrounds it. For me, there was about 2 funny parts in the whole film, and everyone made out like it it was laugh a minute. I went into watching that with really high expectations, and every single expectation was kicked square in the nuts.

You laughed twice? That's twice more than I did.

Fearonsarms 12-30-2011 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by The Villain (Post 914289)
I agree. I liked all of them except the In The Hoods. I get that the first was supposed to be a parody of the entire series but that didnt make me like it.

I think it failed on every level even as a parody-completely ruined the series for me.

MichaelMyers 12-30-2011 05:27 PM

Return of the Living Dead.

MichaelMyers 12-30-2011 05:28 PM

Maximum Overdrive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYwOfShX41I

neverending 12-30-2011 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MichaelMyers (Post 914696)



Hallelujah! There's a solid contingent on this board that love that movie. For my money it's not half as clever as it thinks it is.

Ferox13 12-31-2011 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MichaelMyers (Post 914695)
Return of the Living Dead.

WHat?

Worse film ever?

ImmortalSlasher 12-31-2011 10:29 AM

A good portion of the "free" movies on Fear.net are horrible. It's a good thing I don't remember most of them. Also, the Asian remakes are almost guaranteed to be bad. The Ring being the exception. But then they had to go and make a sequel...I think The Grudge is supposed to be good but I haven't seen it yet.

wizard of gore 12-31-2011 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferox13 (Post 914718)
WHat?

Worse film ever?


gotta be being sarcastic

wizard of gore 12-31-2011 12:48 PM

man iv seen alot of shit movies,um from what i can think of right now

white noise
dead silence
friday13th remake
outcast

fuck i got heaps more worst ever just cant remember the names, i generaly try to forget shitty movies

ZombieDrone 12-31-2011 12:58 PM

Maximum Overdrive.

Okay, the film's not exactly one of the top 10 films ever made and Steven King really should've had someone else direct this film...but for what it is...it isn't too bad. If you go into it expecting a brilliant classic, you're going to be dissapointed. But if you watch it expecting something amusingly dumb, then have at it.

Every so often, usually for no reason at all, I often put on a Southern accent and do an impression of Yeardley Smith's immortal line "Curtis, are you deeeeeeead?"

And Return Of The Living Dead is also pretty darn fun (although I do think there's a limit to the amount you can see Linnea Quigley naked before you say...meh.)

:p

wizard of gore 12-31-2011 02:32 PM

oh yeah,disturbia another terrible movie

_____V_____ 01-01-2012 03:24 AM

Cleaning up the thread and removing posts related to derailment from thread topic. Please carry on.

wizard of gore 01-01-2012 04:54 AM

nice..........
um
dude wheres my car was awfull
invasion ,was shit

Elvis_Christ 01-02-2012 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by neverending (Post 914699)
There's a solid contingent on this board that love that movie.

You called? :p

The Villain 01-02-2012 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Elvis_Christ (Post 914937)
You called? :p

I love that movie too

leezuki 01-02-2012 10:13 AM

there is nothing wrong with maximum overdrive.

neverending 01-02-2012 10:48 AM

Yes there is.

fortunato 01-02-2012 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MichaelMyers (Post 914695)
Return of the Living Dead.

I'm confused about this one, too. Seems like an unworthy candidate for worst movie ever, but to each his own.

leezuki 01-03-2012 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by neverending (Post 914989)
Yes there is.

lol, what dint you like about it, i know it's cheesy but that's what i liked about it :D

Fearonsarms 01-03-2012 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by leezuki (Post 915056)
lol, what dint you like about it, i know it's cheesy but that's what i liked about it :D

I agree-I didn't think it was clever but instead found it to be fun and entertaining. Not the best King adaptation but nowhere near the worst either.

Sistinas666 01-03-2012 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by The Villain (Post 901952)
What sucks is that i actually like Jackie Earle Haley


As do I. I hated that they turned Freddy into a child molester. That ruined it for me.

Sistinas666 01-03-2012 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MichaelMyers (Post 914695)
Return of the Living Dead.


IMO that is one of the top 10 zombie flicks ever made......

The Villain 01-03-2012 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sistinas666 (Post 915096)
As do I. I hated that they turned Freddy into a child molester. That ruined it for me.

Yeah that really pissed me off too. Totally destroyed the character.

Ferox13 01-04-2012 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sistinas666 (Post 915096)
As do I. I hated that they turned Freddy into a child molester. That ruined it for me.

In fairness, wasn't he a child molester in the original Wes Craven script?

TheWickerFan 01-04-2012 03:54 AM

Gotta defend Return Of The Living Dead and Maximum Overdrive.

I agree, ROTLD is one of the best zombie movies. So much fun!!

Maximum Overdrive is cheesy, but has some great scenes (soda machine, for example). I wouldn't put in a Top 100 Best list, but it's a light, entertaining film.

LegionsOFtheDEAD 01-04-2012 04:00 AM

Hard Rock zombies

silent night deadly night part 3

any troma movie

Despare 01-04-2012 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by fortunato (Post 914994)
I'm confused about this one, too. Seems like an unworthy candidate for worst movie ever, but to each his own.

Yep, I own and watch that one regularly, one of the more fun zombie flicks out there. I'd say there are a ton of worse zombie movies alone that keep RotLD from being considered in the top ten. Here's a quick list from the top of my head of zombie flicks I've seen worse than RotLD (and not all of these even fit into the "worst" catagory).

Day of the Dead (remake)
House of the Dead
Gangs of the Dead
Die You Zombie Bastards!
Zombie Strippers
The Stink of Flesh
Survival of the Dead
Attack Girls Swim Team Vs. the Undead
Undead

Tangleduponblue 01-04-2012 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by MichaelMyers (Post 914695)
Return of the Living Dead.

I love that movie, man. It's a zombie classic.


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