When I drink tequila, my piss burns...

It could be the worm trying to get out.

Does your piss catch fire? or does it burn your willie? Specify, man! :)

It burns chanels into the porcelain...

lmao Thats awesome

I have an evil Tequila-bender story......


I was playing Counter-Strike (back in the days when i was in a cs-clan), it was friday, and i was single. I was doing tequila shots and drinking corona, so needless to say, my aim was lacking. So i decided to go to a chat room. MEt a woman on there that lived an hour north in maine. She sure seemed nice, so i agreed to go out on a blind date with her.

HUGE mistake. Never accept blind dates when drunk, especially over the internet.

So i meet here at my door. She is maybe 5'3", 270 lbs. I hadnt really expected a victoria's secret model, but then i wasnt expecting this either. Noy yo give you the impression that i am shallow, she seemed like a hell of a nice person, so i figured i would give it a shot.

The bad part was not her weight, I really dont care about that. The bad part was that she was a single mother, DESPERATE to find a new daddy for her daughter. Talk about too much too soon. I'm sorry, btu i wasnt going to dedicate my life to a woman and her kid after one night.

If she hadnt pressed the issue, i might have softened up after a while, but jesus....

The moral of the story, be careful with booze and the internet.

I'm glad it didnt work, though. I'm now engaged to the most awesome woman on the planet, no offence other ladies :)

i have no tequilla stories but i have some vodka and bacardi stories of really wasted drunk sex and mischeif.....its quite fun

I think you should go to hell and leave AMK alone.

Really.

Lol. Evis... banned? Why the fuck? UN-BAN EVIS! Only cause he's name is like Elvis Presley. Lol, just kidding.

Except I'm more popular.

Well, you're wrong

Oh, really? More popular then The King? The King of Rock 'N' Roll, that is. Woah, cool.

You bet your tallywhacker Mr.Boweevle.

I'll let that pass ONLY because I have absolutlu no idea who that is.

absolutlu no idea...at all?

he has no idea prolly cause he is like eleventeen

In my opinion, this forum has become pretty shitty over the past week or so. It could be because AMK, the moderator, needs to do more to enhance the site, it could be because people like Evisceration (who has a tendency to start shit and belittle anyone whos opinions differ from his own.) start threads like this. Either way it's a turn off for new people come to the site and see posts like this.

That's what an opinion is.

Congratulations moron.

Ten pages of bickering (no, I didn't read them all) . .and the last I see is that:

"Either way it's a turn off for new people come to the site and see posts like this."

. . .then why did you post it?

fuck the new people. if they dont like it to bad this happens all the time and if you wont like being here because post like this are just brickering, well dont post there or read it.

Hey, I'm fine with bickering, I'm callin' it like it is sweetie. It's that. I'm just ACUTALLY curious (no, I'm not being a smartass) as to why he/she would do that if they didn't want to encourage it.

If you wanna argue, hey, whatever milks your jersey. Just as long as it ain't flamin' on me. Then we's got problems.

I applaud Allmykids decision to ban evisceration,

All my Kids, Stand by your convictions, LEAVE evisceration banned.

Do not crumble under their Threats, Emptiness as they are, You are gonna be doing a fine job of moderating.

what the hell did you just say. just shut up i think evis is a good part of this forum and i dont understand why people want him baned.

An opinion is one thing, making others feel bad or stupid because theirs is different from yours is another. You are a prick. Always have been, probably always will be. (At least until you get through puberty.)

That's exactly my point. You are just about the rudest person I've encountered on here. I didn't see specifically what you got banned for this time, and it doesn't matter. Point is, you are a minus to this forum. You are constantly trying to attack others and the fact of the matter is, it's you, and people like you, that are what's wrong with the board. Maybe the reason AMK didn't like you/banned you is because you are an asshole.

Because I am not a new member. I was merely stating the obvious fact to the several veteran members partaking in this thread, that it is absolutely horrible for business.

business? what are we selling? will our boss fire us?

I agree

We couldnt unban Evis if we wanted to, only Horror can do that.

YES, MAY AIDS BE A GREATER CONCERN TO HIM. AS ALL DEGENRATES OF HIS KIND.

Allmykids is a FEMALE...The fact that you were unaware of that, sort of invalidates your "all-knowingness":rolleyes:

Oh no, people are taking my words to heart. Great to know that, I'll be sure to be even a bigger asshole than I already am, maybe if I'm lucky, someone might kill themselves. And if people don't want to feel stupid, then they should stop being stupid. I don't think this place is for 7 year olds to declare puberty jokes (if it can even be considered that), go outside and play little one.

That whole second paragraph, well thanks for restating the obvious, with the exception that I'm probably the most popular one on here.

Congrats AMK! Keep up the good fight, stick to your guns and you shall prevail!

So why don't you share with us which of your flaming friends told you to post on here supporting them?

Noone told me to. What makes you think that? Because I support AMK?

Because you're new and you only had one post before that. Chances are you don't know anything, so the fact that you would come in here and go against the tide on your own is very unlikely.

The only other post he has is bashing Gore.

And I'm positive he had good reason to bash Gore, considering he knows Gore so well. :rolleyes:

Not to mention how you said it... what ya heard. Hm..

ya if you just started posting how did you hear anything at all. why dont you just go to the new members folder and go try to sound like you know anything there.

No no, ive been here before, I just changed my ID. Darkwing Mantis here :rolleyes: There you guys go, taking things for granted again

And the gore thing, Ive read enough of his posts and heard enough from others to make my opinion

LOL, funny too see you in here DWMANTIS!, felt like being insulted a few times?

Feral Cat

ok that makes more sence we all where about to unload on you