No, I was kidding. Sucker punching works in this scenario, but that's assuming one of them doesn't notice you. Or maybe the thugs on the other side of the street notice you while beating up the old man and yell "Hey guys that punk is about to sucker punch you!"


Hehe

LOL@Posher backing out of the Jello Wrestling fight..

I didn't back out! I've been jello wrestling you in my head for an hour now! >=D

I would totally be grabbing my cell and calling someone and waiting. I would not want to get mixed up in anything,....risk a third person getting hurt.

I'd probably get in between the two groups, hidden if I could, and start throwing rocks. Big fuckin' hurting rocks.
Either they'd turn on eachother, or start chasing me instead, I figure the other two will have the best chance to get themselves outta there.

I would tell one group that the other group was saying bad things about them. The problem then solves itself.

I'd hide behind the bushes and go wooooooooooop wooooooooooop like a police siren.

You could wave your glowsticks and really put the shits up them.

yeah, and if they still didn't buy it I would go wooooopwoooopwoooopwooowooooooowoooowoooowooowooow oowooowooowoowoowoowooowooowooowoowoooehhnehnehneh nehnehnehnehnehnehnwooooooopwooooooop

Well it worked for this guy....

http://www.fretbase.com/wp-content/u...9/01/23093.jpg

In my head hes older than dirt;)

that's what I pictured too.

great minds think alike:D

that they do, that they do. ;)

Honestly,i bet everyone is guessing the dude is old.He was referred to as "man"..the teen girl,being called girl,makes me assume hes must be old.

Well, he could be 25 or 30. Even 35. That doesnt make him old.

(poor Roderick...)

Interesting replies. What Dante said isnt too implausible either. Adrenalin does tend to make you do funny things when your brain's gone into blind mode.

And the assailants having weapons is debatable. If they had any, they would be holding it or using it. Its what any normal attacker would do.

Ferox has a point about attacking one of the two rapists from behind and taking him by surprise. One good, solid blow to the legs would be enough to make him go down howling, rather than bashing him in the head and be more chancy of him dying on you. Then it will be 1 on 1, and the odds get even better.

You can basically save one of them. The time it takes in-between wont let you go to the aid of the other, and let's face it, by the time you are finished with one group, the other would have done their job already.

Ergo, the choice.

If you can see them both, it stands to reason that you could help the guy first, and the chick wouldn't be in any immediate danger of imminent death...
I think anything you COULD do that might effect the outcome would make you the target though.
If you had a gun, you could fire it in the air?
Just make a commotion, or like attack with a baseball bat....if you don't mind the danger...they'll stop if they think they could get brained. I wouldn't personally care if someone died. Scum deserves to be taken out. If I were to actually throw myself into attack, I'd expect it would be likely ending for me if I didn't end them. Though with each fuck-someone-up or kill, I think the rest would be less likely to approach you.
It's not like you'd stick around after.
Of course, it would never happen...as much as I'd like to, I'm not usually carrying weapons.
Taking them at distance with arrows would be cool though.

I would pull out my Glock and shoot a few, I imagine the rest would run after seeing their punk buddies laying mortally wounded in the street. If not, I have enough bullets for the rest of them.

I'd just walk into the nearest bar and start reassessing my life, ask myself why the hell am I in this town?

Here, i'll make this the easiest game in the world.


The man being beat up was omcdave, and the girl is Murderdoll.


Go.

I'd wait until they got Murderdoll's shirt off, then help her.

Either way, your choice became much simpler!

I'd feel sorry for the guys trying to attack Murderdoll. She'd eat them for breakfast. :D

Save them both:

Phone the police;)

Because they will arrive in 2-3 minutes.

I've called the police a few times before and they were always there in under 5 minutes.

it must be a canada thing

Must be....

I live in Ireland and the response time is way slower..

Either way - a 3 minute beating would kill mot people/

so most 3 minute beatings involve instant death you're saying.

it's like people who take cpr courses think they are learning to save lives, when they are really learning to keep someone barely alive before the pros get there. from there they usually die anyway

if you can get help within 5minutes you have done all you should do.

In the situation quoted- 6 people beating one person for 3 minutes would kill most people, i would think so yes.

if 6 people are beating you, you probably deserve it anyway.

let's put it this way:

there is a smaller chance of death if you call the cops and they get there in 5 minutes, than if you run in and try and be a hero.

I would think its way more than 6 ppl would want to beat me to death - i'm glad they just aren't organized :-)

You tell the police there's a young girl being raped and the dirty bastards will be there in 2.

Tell them there's a guy being beaten to death and say foreigners are doing it and the racist bastards will be there before you've put the phone down.

make sure you tell them she's white

I think think the English cops would take a bit longer to get here..

Prolly still arrive before the irish ones. though..

There's guys here with guns, and one of them has something in a suitcase.
That's probably get it done nowadays.

obama himself will come down in a fighter jet and lay down the justice.

He would just call somebody racist and offer folks some beer.

lol

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