i would play barry manilow music repeatedly through loud speakers ..hidden in your room...and nail all your doors and windows shut so you cant escape.

i'll crush your asophagus with an alluminum bat, and cutoff your feet.

yeah yeah!! i would tell yo mama on you n she gonna whip yo' ass
with vinegar and kerosene !!!!!so there !! 'folds her arms'

I'll give you a gun with one bullet and put you ina room playing Dexter, Lost, Heroes, And any movies you havent seen with great twists and from behind bullet proof glass, shout the endings loudly over a PA system.

i would use my laser beam eyes to cut through the bullet proof glass..
i would jump through the window n jackie chan your sorry ass.

I'll strap you into a seat and keep your eyes held open with specula like Alex in A Clockwork Orange and forced you to watch all the worst movies in a non-stop back to back show!

(kinda similar to vodstok's idea:o )

I would dose you with thirty hits of liquid acid then lock you in a room where every hour I adjust the temperature by one degree, occasionally flashing a projection of the words "you're in hell" on the wall.

james stubb uses her ESP to summon the almighty Uwe ,
she will fake him into beleiving that you all wanted his advice on how to make
good movies..
i will pay him to give you all a 3 hour lecture on the do's and don'ts

lasers cant cut glass, they pass through it. lasers are light :p

I would laugh at your feeble attempts at escape.

then tell you how Angel Heart ends

AHA this is where your wrong Watson..
my laser isnt just any laser..my laser is titanium added with a secret recipe
from my grandmother so my laser can cut through anything.

i'll cut your head off with your own lazer.

LOL....that was funny :D

'looks up at dracula in dallas'
how dare you come in here and laugh'...
uses her rusty pliers to pull out your fangs then uses them as spears
n lodges them into ribcuts eyes

I'd make you eat your own poop until you died from it.

I'd invent a super accurate high powered cannon that could cause organic matter to break down. Then I wouldn't let you see it and I'd slap you until you cry. Then I would invent a chainsaw that can cut through anything. And I wouldn't let you try it out. Then I'd slap you until you cry. Then I'd apologize for slapping you with a wine and cheese gift basket. But the cheese would be coated with poison.

You bastard..... tainting the goodness of cheese....

I would wrap you in wet rawhide, tightly, and leave you out in the sun. Once the rawhide started to dry you would be slowly squeezed to death until your head popped off and your guts squirted out like toothpaste out of a tight squeezed tube.

argh.
i would just show u a pic of zero in a bikini ..
if that dont kill u..it will sure as hell give u nightmares for a while..

Pfft I have that poster hanging above my bed.

I'd show you a picture of yourself in a bikini. INSTANT DEATH!!



























j/k

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

i would just shove ure own cooking down ure throat.

'whisper'..why have u got zero hanging on ure wall above ure bed..??
between 2 buddies..i wont tell anyone..i swear'..

I have a monkey fetish. oh and btw I cook good. Ask anybody who's eaten my cooking which would be nobody that you know because you know nobody who has eaten my cooking.

I would sit on your face and use your mouth as a toilet.

Bath you in pimple ointment till you've vanished from the earth.

I'd get some blood from an AIDS patient and infect you with it, then watch you slowly die.

I would kill you with my drill.

I'd kill you with your own lameness

i'd infect you with aids, then shoot you in the face with a 20 gauge.

you have AIDS?

I'd give you poisoned candy, and make you eat it.

I'd get you to look at a mirror on the ceiling. The smashed, falling pieces would kill you. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

You stole that from bride of chucky. You fail as bad as this guy....

http://jj.am/gallery/d/65347-1/Gymnast_vault_fail.gif

I'd strap a bomb to your chest, grenades down your underpants, poisonous snakes in your boots, and leave you in a tank full of highly deadly poisonous scorpions, then i'd shoot you in the face with a shotgun.

lol, an atomic wedgie administered by a silverback gorilla.

Puncture holes in you with hundreds and hundreds of tiny forks.

Puncture 1 hole in you with a giant spoon.

id tie your arms and legs to four different horses and let them pull you apart.

I'd tell Oprah you were a racist/sexist pedofile, then let her book club do the rest.

I would dump spaghetti on your junk and sic a cow on you.


Then shoot you in the face with a cannon.

I'd put something covered in blood in your washing machine and when you go to investigate it, I'd put you on electrics until your mouth started frothing. Then I'd stare at you with my head tilted.

I'd steal your DNA, use it to engineer super pain sensitive mice and then put them into a gigantic cat cage.

I'd throw you to the bears, and I'm not talking about the 4 legged kind.

I would drown you in hotdog cart brine.

i'd stick a pickle up your ass and cover it in pastrami then run you naked through the new york friar's club.

Been there, done that.


What's with you and pickles, Vodstok?


Batter you in salt and make you slide down a 50 foot razor blade.