Guilty(I found it on my uncles computer, which was really weird)

Have you ever watched a porno all the way through? and I'm talking about the 5 hour ones.

Not guilty.

Ever drink urine?

Not guilty.


Have you ever stolen company property?

not guilty (this question was allready used)

Have you ever masturbated, then didn't wash your hand, and then made a sandwich, and ate it?

Not guilty.
sorry :o


Have you ever had a cat piss on you while you were holding it?

Not guilty

Have you ever puked on yourself because you drank to much, went to the bathroom, washed up, and went back to drinking?

Guilty

Have you ever threw up while having sex?

not guilty

Has anybody ever thrown up on your privates while performing oral sex on you? (i'm being vague incase any ladies want to answer)

Not guilty


Ever fake an orgasm?

Not guilty

Have you ever masturbated till your arm went numb?

Not guilty.

Ever knock someone out with one punch?

I wish but no, not guilty.

Ever get caught dancing in your undies?

Not Guilty,

Ever stay up past your bedtime?

Guilty

Have you ever caught somebody at a family reunion checking you out?

Not Guilty

Have you ever got with someone in your family?

not guilty

Have you ever smoked crack?

Not guilty


Ever get walk in on having sex?

Guilty


Ever punch someone out because they were hammering something in your building, or wanted to......

guilty of wanting to

Ever try to run somebody down with your vehicle?

Not Guilty


Ever urinated on a church?

Guilty.

Ever drank a random abandoned bottle of beer?

not guilty

ever get a hand job outside?

guilty

Ever have sex in a playground?

Guilty ..... best day of kindergarten ever! (kidding, but yes I have)

Have you ever farted under your blanket then gave yourself a dutch oven to see what it smelled like?

not guilty

did you cry while watching titanic?

Not Guilty

Have you ever eaten the food a co-worker brought in for themselves?

not guilty, ive never had a job.


do you pee in the shower?

Guilty (I think this question was asked before)

Have you ever crapped in the shower?

Not Guilty

Have you ever ate something gross for money?

Semi-guilty (chugged a whole bottle of mustard, which is gross by itself)

Have you ever purposely cock-blocked your friend?

guilty

Have you ever hit a person of the opposite sex?

guilty, i hit my old ex girlfriend inbetween her legs. she looooooved it.


how do you plea to the charge of stealing from your mommas purse?

Guilty


ever catch a bus with an old ticket?

I think you are missing the point of this game.... read the first post

Not Guilty

Have you ever tortured a small animal?

Not Guilty

Ever steal from your your employer?

Guilty (stole an old employers daughter for a night and got fired the next day)

Have you ever had homosexual thoughts?

Not Guilty



Have you ever stolen from the goverment?

not guilty

Has your government ever stolen from you?

...............................no?
i dont know, not guilty doesnt sound right to answer that question.


do you fart in front of your aunts?

Guilty (I fart in front of everyone.)

Have you ever got so drunk you blacked out and woke up somewhere and said WTF How did I get here!?