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lol. you wait til the stalker of readers row gets more ambitious
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No, you should not be getting off on this violence thing. You should have happy scenes! Maybe animated cartoon style scenes. And then you gotta put some kitty cats in there. maybe
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Ferretchucker: Look, I got a cat to keep me company! __V__: Cool. What's his name? Ferretchucker: Pickle. __V__: uh..huh. Ferretchucker: Who's a hoochie poochie cat? You are! Yes you are! Look at your hoochie poochie floofly tail! __V__: Get your cat today at Cat Retailing And Puppies. C.R.A.P! |
Damn. That's AWESOME! Just wonderful! Best installment yet.
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i'm sorry crab, i've always wondered this. How do you get a moving avatar?
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I had it before the board switched over. If I tried to add it now, its file size would be too big. Since I like it, I just decided to keep it...you know, if I mess with it and change it, I won't be able to upload it again, so I'm just leaving it. Found it somewhere. Nothing better than spinning pumpkin!
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dammit! they should change back to the old avatar system thingy. It was so much easier then.
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Another episode of Livin' it HDC
Opening credits role, fade to the inside of Yuki's. Zero is sitting at the bar, fiddling with his keyring. __V__ passes him a pint of Bud. __V__: She says sorry. The camera focuses into horrorobsessed smiling apologetically at Zero. He pushes the drink away. Zero: Tell her it's not accepted. __V__: I don't know what she did but I really don't think you have to keep this up. i've known you for eighteen years and you've never been that popular with the ladies. Don't let her slip out of your hands. Zero: She made a fool of me. She had her hands all over him. I just can't forgive her. __V__: i think you're making a mistake but okay then. He takes the drink and gives it back to her. Her face sinks. Cut to the alley beside VC's. Mothman and Kemal are standing in there looking around. Mothman: Somehow, he got from here, to there. but how? Kemal: Well, I would've said he climbed up the wall but now that I'm here, they're too high. Unless he somehow got into VC's and onto the balcony, there's no way. But there's no way he could've done. He must've had a rope with him. Mothman: I don't think so...somebody passing by would've seen. XtRaVa for one. I know him, he doesn't miss things that easily. A small flash makes the pair look around. Mothman: Get out your gun. both of them withdraw their weapons and look around. Mothman starts walking backwards. He accidentally walks into some boxes and jumps. the gun falls into the pile. Mothman: Dammit! he begins moving the cardboard boxes until something yellow comes into view. He moves more boxes until he sees a yellow. kemal: Door? what? I've been in that shop loads of times. There isn't a side door. Mothman: well...let's find out. He get's out a master key and puts it in the lock. It doesn't work. He pulls out another one and the door clicks open. He tries to setp inside but there's a metal thing blocking the way. It's a set of shelves. Kemal: that means...It must be on the shops CCTV cameras. They walk into the shop and are greeted by VampiricClown. VC: What can I do for you? Kemal: Police buisness. Can we see your CCTV footage please. VC: For today? Mothman: No. Last wednesday. vC: I'm sorry, I only have one tape. I just tape over it unless I know something has happened. Is this important? kemal: Sorry, but we can't say. Thanks anyway. The two walk out and converse for a second until they spot a camera outside ferretchuckers house. they run over to it. Fade to the inside of Yukis again. Horrorobsessed and zero are arguing. Horrorobsessed: I'm sorry! He saved me from the attacker! It was an in the moment thing! I had had some drinks! Zero: Save it! Just leave me alone! __V__: Just calm down! Zero: Shut it! I'm leaving! Horrorobsessed: Please don't. Zero: Screw you! horrorbsessed: But. But I love you. he stops and turns around. He slowly walks over to her. Zero: what? Horrorobsessed: You heard me. I love you. Zero: You sick twisted whore! Play with my feeling! I'll kill you! he goes to hit her but Posher holds him back. Horrorobsessed: Oh my god... She runs out. Missmacabre walks to where she was standing. Missmacabre: Need a little...comforting? fade to Ferretchuckers living room. Him and the two cops are watching the tape. ferretchucker: Installed it just after Crab was shot. Never can be too careful. Here we are... the tape shows VC closing the shop and putting the "Back in 10 minutes" sign up, then walking away. FC fast forwards a bit until we see Horrorobsessed being attacked. They all look at thw shop. within a couple of second, in the faint light of the street lamps, movement can be seen. Then the shops light turns on. Mothman: Aww shit. he and Kemal run to VC's and rush in. Kemal: VampiricClown we are arrest-...where is he? A thud and Kemal is knocked to the floor. Mothman is stood looking at VC. He goes for his gun but is hit in the head with a wrench. VC locks the door and goes to the back of the till and get's a lighter. He smiles sadistically. The closing credits role. |
For once...my character got a meatier appearance in an episode. I like him...he is a friend of everyone.:D
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he's like newb, few can find fault with him. Hmmm....speaking of NEwb...I think I got a storyline for __V__...
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Mmm, just think. If had been here a few weeks ago I may have been in this, or most likely NOT!
* I mean how would my character fit in here, now let me see ....... towards the end of the episode, a mysterious stranger is seen sitting in a bar. He takes a number of photos from his pocket, spreads them out onto the counter. "I'll fix 'em, wait and see", he whispers. The sound of 'Bring your daughter to the slaughter' by Iron Maiden, plays in the background. Credits roll. Anyways good going - I am suitably impressed. |
Yes, it is good. It's been improving and he even put some little touches in there like hoochie poochie...actually with something like this you need a cat or two wandering around in the background, if you drop some food the cat will eat it and it helps keep the area clean, cats are nature's janitors
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thanks. I might be able to get you in tic. I'm going to tell you lot a secret about tonights episode. It will be in white below the word Poo-nuts so don't look if you don't wanna know!
Poo-nuts one of our favourite policemen will die and need a replacement. But which one will it be??? |
looked! :eek:
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Once more, Livin' it HDC
Opening credits role with new footage. Fade into the middle of Readers Row. VampiricClown is shown walking into the alleyway. It zooms into behind him and he stacks the boxes once more. He walks into the shop and stands behind the counter. Horrorobsessed walks in. HO: Hi Vamp, got any milk? XtRaVa's out on a buisness trip and didn't tell me he was taking the last bit. VC: Yep, somebody must've put the chocomilk infront. He moves the bottles of chocolate milk to reveal several milk bottles. HO: Thanks. He serves her then she leaves. VC walks into the back room. He goes up the stairs into his small apartment. In his living room, tied up are the two policemen. Kemal is unconscious. Mothman: They know we're missing by now. Tehy'll ask you questions and you'll mess up. Let us go now and we might give you a chance! VC: I hate to break it to you but the police came in this morning. They asked me some questions, then told me they're sorry to bother me and left. I don't think they have a clue. Kemal stirs, then wakes up. Kemal: Please...please just let us go! I have a wife and kids! Just let me go! Think of them. VC: You're pathetic. He spits on them then walks back downstairs. Fade to Yuki's. __V__ is ringning the bell. __V__: Everybody quiet! Shut up! As you all know, the old owner of this bar was killed. I have just been told, that his killer has been sentenenced to life, as has the woman who set this up. I started a fund the day he died, to help out his girlfriend and other family. The Newb fund has raised $790. The minute we reack $1000, everybody in the bar at the time gets a free drink...from the store. Ferretchucker: Bloody hell! Posher: I might donate $210 right now! Dante: The store has 76% proof in it supposedly. __V__: Yes it does. At least, the weak drinks in there do. Posher: Oh my god. Newb spent years collecting them! He never gave away a drop. He said he'd only let people have some when...he...died. __V__: Exactly. Now, are you gonna donate some money? Ferretchucker: How about...I give you my car and you have everything in the store? __V__: I saw your car being sold this morning. Nice try. $850! Keep on raising! Fade into the police station and bloodrayne is sitting on her bed. Bloodrayne: Dude should be coming home in a few days. Murderdoll: You call this...home? Bloodrayne: Hey...I just remembered. Wasn't there somebody called...Scarecrow in here? Policeman: He escaped...the day of your assault. We'll catch him. We'll get him. Bloodrayne: What did he do? Murderdoll: He was a cop killer, girl raper and kidnapper. He burnt down houses for fun. Policeman: Quite in there. I said we'll catch him. The door into the cells area swings open. Somebody rushes in. It's a policewoman. Policewoman: We found him! Jenna and her team just found a place where he was hiding out. The dogs have got his scent now! Policeman: Told you... Fade back into VC's Groceries. Massacreman is in there. He's got a potato and a back of rice. MM: Which is a better side dish? VC: I'd go with the rice. You can flavour it with anything. A muffled noise is heard. MM: What was that? It makes the sound again. VC: Dog. MM: Fine. He buys the rice then leaves. VC goes back upstairs. VC: I told you to shut up! Mothman: HELP! HELP!!!!! VC: THAT IS IT! HE draws a knife from his pocket. HE pushes over to the two tied up cops. Mothman and kemal both jolt upwards. They just hit VC and knock him over. The knife goes in his hand. VC: I'll kill you!!! He gets up holding the knife in his bloodied hand. Massacremans voice is heard from downstairs. MM: VC! My rice just split open! Can I get a new bag? Mothman shouts out. MM: Is everything okay up there? He walks up the stairs. He sees the commotion and runs over to VC, pushing him into a table. He picks up the knife and begins hacking away at the ropes. VC and him have a short fight in which MM stabs him in the shoulder and slashes the side of his face. He cuts the ropes off while VC is on the floor screaming. Mothman stands up just as VC runs up to tackle him. Kemal pushes him out of the way and is tackled himself. Both fly out the window, Mothman watches in horror as kemals head hits the edge of XtRaVa's house where the roof meets the wall. Both lay on the ground. VC is stirring whilst Kemal lay motionless on the floor, with a very bloody head. Mothman: No...NNNOOOO!!!!!!! MM: Stay with them! I'll get the other police! A short slow motion montage with some sad music in the background. It fades from MM running into the station and running out with some cops, to Yuki's bar where everyone is cheering as __V__ rings the bell, to HO in XtRaVas house sending a text on her phone to zero saying sorry, then finally to Mothan by kemals side, shouting into the sky and several people crowding around. Everything stops and the screen goes blank. Suddenly, Scarecrows face appears on the screen and begins laughing manically. Ending credits role. |
Very nice. I finally made an apperance. And it's kind of funny...I'm really am working at a grocery store now. :eek:
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It's good. I like the part with the laughing face. that's messed up
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Yes, this really is kinda fun...But...
Can't we just kill random strangers?...I mean, do we HAVE to kill the people we really like?...Why take the ones we love the most (well, Kemal to a slightly lesser degree, but he's still pretty cool :p)?... Instead of killing them, couldn't we just seriously maim them, disfigure them, give them amnesia, keep them tied up in a dungeon, inflict them with a nasty disease or a flesh eating bacteria?...You know, cuz we LOVE them :D EDIT: Oh, and...Are we working on a way to bring Newb back yet? :( Can't I just die on his grave and my energy seeps through the ground and into him so that he comes back?...But, he'd be all evil now, because he'd be fueled by MY energy...MUAHAHAHA See that Newb?...I'm willing to die for you...*muah* :p EDIT #2: AND...Newb would have this strange attraction to Dude now, and it would totally creep them BOTH out...hahaha...Could make for a lot of awkward, funny moments |
Could you have maybe several people fuse together into one monster, like it has six arms and a bunch of heads and things, and it fights the scarecrow with swords like in Sinbad??
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I think that it would only move you up one. You will need to kill a lot of people to even get to the thousands.
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YOU LIKE ME! yOU REALLY LIKE ME!
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Thats more like it. I like my character a wee bit more now. He could still have a lover-sacrifice angle or a Newb-resurrector angle too, if thats possible.;)
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Y'see, here, what ya need is "Red Shirts."
You probably know what those are. "Red Shirts" are the guys on Star Trek who show up at the beginning and get briefly introduced, only to be killed sometime early in the episode. They generally get the Green Weenie shortly after an away team beams down to the planet to investigate. They aren't really characters, they are pseudo-characters who are there to illustrate that the conflict is serious, and they are killed so that major characters don't need to be killed. Quite often on the original Star Trek series, these characters wore red shirts, and after a while fans started noticing that newly-introduced characters in red uniforms were likely to get offed. |
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Livin it HDC!!!!!!!!!
Opening credits role. The clips shown have slightly changed, with new footage including crabs shooting and newbs death. Fade to the church. It is filled with crying people and a coffin with Kemal in it is shown. Mothman is making a speech. Mothman: ...and he taught me all I knew. I would never have got this far without him and even after all I did. When I ended up spilling my coffee on his evidence on the Firehose case...when I got him shot in the arm by not covering his back, he still gave his life to save me. He was the bravest police officer I ever met. And he was my closest friend. Thankyou. He walks back to his seat and Rod goes to the front to close the ceremony. When it's over, Mothman walks back to the station. A car pulls up outside and a guy walks out wearing a long brown coat. Stranger: Morning. I'm the new DS, taking over from Detective Seargant Kemal. Judging from the photo I was given of the team, I'm gonna say that you're Mothman? Mothman: Yeh, so the famous Tic is finally here. Ever risked your life to save somebody? Tic: Twice. Mothman: Then I suppose you're good enough for this station. Let me show you around. They both walk in. Mothman introducer Tic to some of the officers. He then takes him on a tour. The camera goes to the cells. Mothman: And this is where we keep our local criminals. Tic: Hmmm, I heard you'd had a lot of crime lately. Bloodrayne: I don't like this one! Kemal was better looking! Send him back! Murderdoll: Can I move cells. She's finally snapped. Just put her in the chair! Whispering Bloodrayne: Shutup or I'll tell them who gave me your brothers number. The two start bickering. Tic: OI! I will not allow this! Now shut up or I'll get somebody to spit in your food! Mothman: We don't threaten our "residents". Kemal thought it was wrong. We've been trusted to keep these people locked up and in bad conditions but we can't give them any less than we're allowed. Tic: Sorry, I come from a slightly stricter area. The tour carries on, they leave and Murderdoll and bloodrayne keep talking. Bloodrayne: He should get here by Friday. Murderdoll: Yeh, and I'm sure he's gonna love you for not killing newb in time. I can see it now. "Sorry honey, i just thought that you could take it." Bloodrayne: Shut up! Your brother said he'll kill anyone. I might just get you taken care of. Watch yourself Biatch. Fade to Yuki's. __V__: We have finally done it! We have $2500! We can get this higher! Every ten dollars you donate gets you another drink from the stash! Ferretchucker: I don't...I...screw it. Posher: I love you guys. I love you all. Lets make love...here and now. Dante: Sobbing one day we'll all be dead! It's my fault. I don't want you guys to die. Lets live forever! Horrorobsessed: Come on you pussies. I've had two more than you and I still feel sober. Posher: Liar! __V__: Come on you guys. As much as I want newbs family to earn, I think you've had enough for today. Ferretchucker: Don't make me kick you! Oh wait! Ha....ha...ha!!!!! Posher: It's...it's funny cause he hasn't got any legs! Dante: I'm sorry you don't have legs Sniff take mine! __V__: it's coca cola for you three. Zero walks in. Horrorobsessed runs up to him. Horrorobsessed: You haven't replied to my texts. Do you forgive me yet? Zero: Just don't speak to me. Horrorobsessed: I just wante- zero: I said shut that big fat hole in your face!!! Everyone stops talking and looks at them. __V__: Don't do this... Zero: What?! Make a scene? Well she made a scene! a great scene for a triple X video! Her hands all over XtRaVa. Horrorobsessed: Please... Zero: Her tounge in his mouth. Probably waiting to get lower! Horrorobsessed: Be quiet. Don't...please... Zero: Ooooo, that's nice. Come on. More zero! Horrorobsessed: Shut! Zero: Give... Horrorobsessed: Your! Zero: It.. Horrorobsessed: Big! Zero: To... Horrorobsessed: Fat! Zero: Me harder! Horrorobsessed: MOUTH!!! She picks up a bottle and hits him with it. It makes a loud noise but doesn't smash. He quickly jumps at her, making a fist. __V__ jumps over the bar and restrains him. __V__: Calm down! Zero: Bloody get off! Don't make me hurt you! __V__: There's been enough killing lately!!! Get out!!! He pushes Zero through the door. Several people begin talking normally. Horrorobsessed slumps to the floor in tears. Horrorobsessed: What have I done? Why? __V__: It's okay. XtRaVa will be back soon. Just then XtRaVa walks in, shouting behind him. XtRaVa: Just go back to your mags! Horrorobsessed runs into his arms. __V__ goes into the backroom and gets a small bottle of spiced rum. __V__: Calm down, it's all okay. Fade to the police station. The tour has just led them into the carpark. Somebody is seen climbing the wall as they go around the corner. They get to the roof and go down the stairs into a small rec room. They find some keys and creep unseen into the cells room. The guard on duty is reading. The person hits them over the head with a spanner. Bloodrayne: Ooooooh...Who's this? VC: I don't believe it. Murderdoll: It can't be. The person holding the keys looks up to reveal themselves. It's scarecrow, smiling sadistically. End credits role. Wow, that one took some thinking out. The Zero Horrorobsessed argument took some planning. What do you all think? |
Haha the back and forth dialogue between Horrorobsessed and Zero was hilarious.
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this is getting better with each episode
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@ ferretchucker "You know me too well" :D
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lol, where have you been? I remember you from ages ago and now you're back!
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