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sleep with wee man or wee on man.? |
(I think this thread needs to get some kind of AWARD or something!)
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If so...I can't do either because I have someone...But, if I didn't have someone, I'd do either if it was someone I loved...It wouldn't matter Eat raw pork or eat raw chicken? |
Ew gross!!!!!!
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slap a nun or slap a homeless person..? |
slap a nun, the homeless have enouph problems as it is.
kill a cat or kill a dog |
destroy the dogs..all of them !!
chase an ape or chase a bull..?? |
An ape.....ape don't have horns....they can shove up your ass
Kill a Queen or Kill a King? |
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theres only enough room in this world for one queen and rib is it..!!:D so yeah..kill the queen jump off the golden gate bridge or get crushed in an earthquake.? |
a king, thers only room for one...me
reincarnate as a piece of crap or a turtles penis? |
piece of crap
Kill the President or the President wife Cause either way,their fucked. |
can we choose both so theres no more breeding..?
sleep nekkie in the snow or sleep nekkie by a volcano .? |
Sure,they need to die anyway.1 man supposudley ruiling 1 country is stupid anyway.
By a Volcano,atleast you'll loose weight. Go back to the 70's or go 500 years in the future? |
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sing xmas carols at an old folks home or sing xmas carols to a deaf community.? |
Old folks home,so they might die from an annerism.That would be great.:)
Play tennis with a woman with no limbs or shoot a retarded kid? |
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chase a skank down with a hammer or just shoot the bitch..? |
Meh,with a hammer,throw it at her head,then start wailing on her.
Be trapt in the alien universe or be on the hitlist of Pumpkinhead? |
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come face to face with freddy or run like a mutha from a pack of zombies.?? |
Zombies,i would get on a high place and then shoot out their legs,so i can watch them crawl around like the supid fuckers they are.
Date Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt?(They both have AIDS) |
jolie,mmmmMMm.....
get your lips bitten off or bite someone's tounge off |
Meh...jolie is about the ugliest person i've ever seen.
lips Go on a field trip with handicap people or go on a field trip with convicts? |
Bite someone's tongue off.
Red hot poker up your butt or pencil shoved in your ear? |
Ear
Go on a field trip with handicap people or go on a field trip with convicts? |
Handicap people - I could act how I like and not get judged for it :p
Eat week old roadkill or live monkey brains? |
Monkey brains,it seems like brains wouldnt taste like anything.
Get run over by a train or jump out of a plane with no parachute? |
Yes, yes, yes..... if you could chase the brains with a big cup of ice-cold fruit punch, I think you would be okay.
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no parachute
join the army or be gay |
The arny......sadly
Be best friends with the Governator or be best friends with Bruce Willis? |
i seen arnold smoking weed on myspace, so govenator.
live forever or never live |
Hah,i guess that's why hes always smiling
Live forever Date Charlies Angels or about 100 naked hawaia girls? |
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Date Charlie (em only joking btw) date freddy or michael myers?? |
i'll taka a date with freddy
anal probed and brought back home by aliens or disected and your missing forever? |
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It would have to be anally probed - not that I would enjoy it or anything!!! :eek: Chased by a lion or dismembered by an elephant? (It's getting late and I am getting silly!) |
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give me the lion bitch any day..wiggling her ass like that..!! be stuck in the middle of a bank robbery or stuck in a 4 hour traffic jam.? |
traffic jam.........you can listen to music etc
have wings or be invisible? |
Wings or a chance to be invisible thats difficult but,
Wings what I wouldn't give to fly. Would you rather bungee jump or parachute? |
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fall out of a plane or fall out of a building?? |
plane
life and death or roller blades |
life and death
Get killed by a pack of rabid wolves or have your eye sockets explode. |
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