but they dont love you






my skin is pimple free

thats what your family tells you to make you feel better



i enjoy life

Which takes a great deal of both naivety and stupidity.


I like denim.

Cuz it looks so good on the cowboys




My eyes change colors

...on little kids

I am a gift from God. I am God's way of slapping Satan in the face. Fucking red serpent pussy!

Somebody around here doesn't take their antipsychotics like they're supposed to...


I'm very creative

But the fingerpaints get on my clothes




I have LOTS of energy

Sweetie, spattering the wall with feces isn't considered creative; it's disturbing (even if you do it in a Jackson Pollock type way)


I've been told I resemble Johnny Depp.

more like the toxic avenger




I can play the drums

@Flayed

By a person who has rare disorder in which they see people as if they were a Picaso painting.

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@Rayne

Get your finger out of the fucking light outlet!!!

@Dude

Banging pots and pans while Rayne is cooking doesn't constitute as talent.


Since you all responded at once...


I'm inspiring

@ Haunted...Nice wrap up :)

@ Dustin...I miss you :(

9/10 psychos say you give them great new ideas



I'm tall

Tall enough to punch a midget in the nuts




I can cook

Most people don't consider masturbating while you wait for the bag of microwave popcorn to be done "cooking"


I can grow a really thick beard.

back hair is not a beard.



I have tattoos

Yeah...You tattooed your girlfriend's name on your thingy...Luckily it only had three letters, or it wouldn't fit



I'm female

And both are penetrated regularly



I lived past 20

I have to admitt it was a good set-up

counting to twenty can be hard sometimes



I drink milk

Oh for God's sake, will you PLEASE leave your mother's breasts alone for once!


I have a twisted sense of humor.

its hard being insane isnt it????



I like spaghetti

and meaty balls.



I like to take walks.

too bad you dont have legs



i am fat

so don't let me sit on your Chihuahua or it will be lost forever.



I have cute little toes.

i keep them in a jar at the side of the bed!



i have nice eyebrows...

ughhh you should really do something about the gang greene


I like pizza

the unibrow isnt very attractive


i can be a little racist sometimes

That's because you're only 3 feet tall



I have blue eyes

so do I!!!!(seriously actually i am 6'0")


i like to smell good

one blue (blew) this way
one blue (blew) the other

'can't get enought gore'



i smell good..


for a pig ~~







I love toast

nobody gives a shit


I dont like toast

Which proves that your poor taste extends beyond movies.


I drink Canadian beer.

Because the Canadian beer gut is somehow more sexy than the American one



I love rain storms

cuz your lazy ass dont have to get up and do nothing





my fingernail's are clean

But, my THUMBS on the other hand, have been stuck up my ass all day




Horror is my life

Well, no wonder he won't help us. He's fucking miserable!


I'm multi talented.

picking ones nose with thier tongue is not talent.





I love orange juice

licked off me by homeless

my shoes are brand new

did the previous owner just die?



i love my hair

So do the rats that live in it.




My eyes are blue