*internet Droolz*

I have a new picture (this one is pretty old) that she will actually let me show people, but i dont have access to it right now... :(

I figured i would cut him off at the head before he started telling me how sad i was.

I just read the first ten pages of this thread, the first 8 were hilarious, but you started to lose it after that, keep up the effort maybe bring back that myers character , and kill him over and over again and again and again!

well, i'm ashamed and sorry i got sucked into it again ...

i didnt realize at first it was a troll... i figured that the person would go - yeah - this probably isnt appropriate for this or any other forum...

but it just turned into the usual shitstorm - the origional point becoming long lost.

sorry for my involvement folks..

please go on with your business of allowing this place to turn into a dumpster.

I'm enjoying this 1 shit thread, because it SO got off on the wrong foot...

i dont try to start things here, but I am pretty proud of this one... It was kind of like leaving an orange out over night, and rather than just molding, it covered the entire kitchen in fungus.

It's like my second, stupid, smelly child.


I will call this "Internet Penecillin". Only this makes you need a shot.

well... you can sleep with anything you like... make millions for an year... how does it changes the fact that you are just a person who tries to get down on someone to make himself feel good? i am not posting posts to please you or anyone else... but hey... if getting down on someone on the web before work makes you feel good then thats fine... i understand you... fancy work... expensive suit... wearing a tie... you are one of those self loving people who thinks they are better then everybody else... i can see it by the bullshit you posted about the amount of money that you make... who is braging now? you are one of those guys who cant stand for himself... who eats shit from people... coward..i can see it in you by the way you write.... by the hatered you got towards me... you seek for someone to get all that hatered towards .. all this frastration.... and now after you got nothing to say.... after you know you look like an ass.... you try to still press the point that i try to look bad ass... so be it , by the way mister i am married to someone having a baby and got fancy work.... if your life is so perfect why do you get mad over such little things.... troubles i guess... fancy work.... takes much time? lovely wife alone at home? or alone at work? i

anyway as i said.. i will be the man to end this if none of you is mature enough for that.. have a nice day ;)

Thanks for the memory
Of things I can't forget
Journeys on a jet
Our wond'rous week in Martinique
And Vegas and roulette
How lucky I was

And thanks for the memory
Of summers by the sea
Dawn in Waikiki
We had a pad in London
But we didn't stop for tea
How cozy it was

Now since our breakup I wake up
Alone on a gray morning-after
I long for the sound of your laughter
And then I see the laugh's on me

But thanks for the memory
Of every touch a thrill
I've been through the mill
I've lived a lot and learned a lot
You loved me not and still
I miss you so much

Thanks for the memory
Of how we used to jog
Even in a fog
That barbecue in Malibu
Away from all the smog
How rainy it was

Thanks for the memory
Of letters I destroyed
Books that we enjoyed
Tonight the way things look
I need a book by Sigmund Freud
How brainy he was

Gone are those evenings on Broadway
Together we'd go to a great show
But now I begin with the Late Show
And wish that you
Were watching, too

I know it's a fallacy
That grown men never cry
Baby, that's a lie
We had our bed of roses
But forgot that roses die
And thank you so much

Wow, you realy are retarted arn;t you? see you in the fuck you thread......

Who said i was mad? I clearly stated that i was happy. I dont wear a suit or a tie. i dont have any "hatered" or "frastration" towards you. hatin gtakes energy, i just think you are a tool. And you are being a mature "man" about everything, yet you feel the need to come in and have the last word on everything, must get in 2 cents on everyone you think has wronged you by commenting on you.

Hell yes i breagged about how much money i make. That is pretty fucking good salasry for a 30 year old and i have been dying for an opportunity to brag about my life, so thank you :)

Please, keep trying to one up me. fucking up your day is making mine. Sometimes, I just like to argue. Like Zwoti said, dont feed the troll, so if you dont like me, leave, be the "man" you claim to be and let sleeping dogs lie. But I'm sure you will come back with some shit about needing to defend yourself...:rolleyes:

it's the internet, little guy. I could be a 60 year old lady with a mental disorder or a 13 year old posting pictures of his neighbor. Who cares what i think or say? You apparently do, and that makes you a sad sad little monkey (no offense Zero).


Why not strin together another barrage of obscenities like you did with so many of the other people? Thise always crack me up. "I'm mature, you fucking cock-gobbling butt fucker!"


Feed the beast.

I'm a self loving person who fancies myself better than everyone else as well.

The difference being, I'm on welfare, a virgin who cries while I masturbate to pictures of Sailor Moon and am not allowed within 100 yards of playgrounds.

LOL.... That was very open of you flayed... Do you feel healed now?


Does anyone else want to share? ;)

I need a hug...does any one want to get grope...uh...need a hug, too?

Finaly, someone I can relate too

I tried to start some christmas shopping this morning, normaly always leave it till the last week or two. But my trip was uneventfull because the shops I wnet in all sold lots of Fucking Shit stuff. I was pretty pissed off as I'd been stuck in traffic for ages getting to the shops, and I was stuck behind a fucking stinking bus that was chucking out smog so had to turn off the heating in the car to stop all the shit being sucked in, then my feet got cold.

I'm going to have to buy everything online now, because I feel like saying fuck it to the shops.

PLus, i bet EVERYONE was driving on the left hand side of the road.. Pretty confusing, eh? ;)

they're supposed to be driving on the left, but most of them do what the hell they like, driving anywhere there's room on the road.

perfectly understandable ...

thos long legs,
those inhuman large eyes,


and you cry - because you know you can never have her.

who's Sailro Moon?

I can only relate to the "crying while masturbating" part.... Coz i´m cool. :cool:

anime for little girls :)

YOU sir, are a wise ass. And we have no room for wise asses in this MAture Thread, sir.

this woman seams to think it's pretty mature.

http://www.shingetsu-pgsm.net/actzero/1201/uchu2.jpg

I kept having this feeling since last nite that this guy is not a stranger, but someone previously banned from HDC. But with such a retarded name and crybaby attitude, maybe I was wrong after all.

heck I need more caffeine in the mornings.

Get down on someone? Like...dance on them?
I didn't read the first page, but I'll take a stab on the basis of the thread title.
Once when I was 9 years old, my older sister and I were having some kind of kid dispute, and she threw a chunk of lego blocks at me when I was eating, and hit me in the mouth with them. Not that hard, but it kinda hurt, so, I chased her. She ran into her room, and went to shut the door, I just threw what I had in my hand through the closing door after her. It was a butterknife I'd carried from the table. It bounced off the wall inside, and somehow cut a strip from her lower ankle down to her heel. Lots of blood.
We both got our own back, time and again, but that was probably about as bad as it got.

There was a time that somebody who had picked on me for a solid few years (some older dickface in my homeroom) at highschool, had spat on me the day prior, and pushed me when I was in line at the canteen place, again and again, turning around when I did like I didn't know who it was. Anyways, he pushed me when I was at the front of the line, pushed the back of my head, which hit the corner of the counter, and cut straight across my forehead. Wasn't a serious wound (head wounds tend to bleed a lot), but it freaked me out, and I turned on the guy...can't remember exactly what I did, but there was a series of kicks and punches, I must've been hit a few times, 'cos I was good and bruised the next week, but he ended up falling down first. I remember being just, insanely angry at the guy, and really cutting loose on someone for the first time. I think I stomped his wrists or ankles, before I was kind of held back by some teachers. He got hospital worthy injuries, I got asked to leave. Pretty shithouse that he had basically been fucking hassling me, and most of the staff new this. Either way, I tend to try and steer clear of fighting now, don't want to get so mad that I start enjoying it like that again.
Gross.

I don't really want to explain the circumstances, but I once hit a guy that attacked me across the head with a heavy bucket. He had a crescent shaped cut along his head and jaw, the skin had peeled off about maybe a half centimeter around it. More disgusting than bloody. He was knocked out, I was running the other way. Yeah, he started it, but there is no way that my excuse of simply wanting to speed things up by using a weapon would've been accepted.

When I first got pushed into trying rugby when I was maybe 7 (bigger in this country that the USA, by far I'm sure), which I never wanted to play, I didn't know the rules...I asked about them, and was pretty much told to do one thing for the first game, stop the guy with the ball. I kind of tackled/wrestled the guy, not really sure how, but ended pulling a large chunk of his hair out, his head was bleeding.

That's it....never really inflicted too much damage on another person aside, there's been fights...etc...here and there sure, but no injuries that wouldn't mend up in a week or so really dealt. That's about as bloody and gory as it got for me.

Try a nice hot Double Espresso From starbucks, taste/smells like shit but will do the job !

Maybe they just don't like, or understand violence, you dick.
I've had more than my fill of it. It's not fun...
Grow up.

I agree with this man right here, violence (don't get offended anyone) is for pieces of big steamy pile of poop people. You infact do need to grow up, once you become a "man" and get responsibility you will see violence is nonsense, and uncalled for unless you are defending your family from harm.

Nuh-uh! You all are wimpy doodie-heads!

Violence is for cool people like me and Jason Meyers! (Such a kick-ass original name too)

I know you are, but what am I ?

beh...now this thread is starting to become somewhat interesting...

Close your eyes, put your thumbs to the forehead, and chant slowly...

(repeat after me)

"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
"I will not suck dick in class"
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You.. YOU STOP! STOP THAT!

I'm telling my mom on you... I hate this game, I'm going home.... This is my ball....

I don't wanna

http://images.acclaimimages.com/_gal...01-1656_SM.jpg



NAH NA NAH NA NAN NAH
No it's my ballin i'm telling the police your going to get grounded for taking my ball !

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look in a mirror, Babe...You have insulted every member of this forum (except 1) that you have come into contact with so far...So...Are you basing this assumption on your own personal intentions?


VOD?!...I'm sorry, that's just about the funniest shit I've ever read, and it has a LOT of competition at THIS forum (we have quite a few witty comedians here)...That is SO very NOT Vod...This only further shows that you have no clue what you're talking about...Ironically proving Vod's own point...And, no...You do NOT understand...

As for thinking he's "better than everyone else"...You are so far off THAT mark, you aren't even in the same stratosphere...If he DID believe that, well, he certainly wouldn't be hanging out at this forum with US losers :p

Bullshit?...You have no clue what bullshit is...Vod had to put up with the kinda BULLSHIT you will never encounter in YOUR life, in order to get where he is and make the money he does...His income level was hard earned and took years to accomplish...Because I know Vod (you don't), I can tell you that he is not actually 'bragging', it looks to me that he's just passing on information to set you straight...BTW, having a little PRIDE in something that you worked long and hard to accomplish is NOT bragging, if YOU ever accomplish anything in YOUR life, then you will at least 'understand' THAT...And if he DID choose to 'brag', he has definitely earned that right...


If that were true...He wouldn't have hung in there, fought so hard, and made it to the position that you are now belittling him for...More irony

Hatred?...For YOU?...Hatred is a very strong emotion...You're giving yourself WAY too much importance here

Nothing to say?...I believe that the reason you are bitching at him in this post that I am quoting, is BECAUSE he had something to say...

That reminds me...I don't believe that we have EVER seen Vod's ass.....What's up with THAT, Vod...huh? :D

Mad?...I haven't seen Vod get angry EVER at this forum (well, not ABOUT anything at this forum, but he has sure had to deal with some infuriating bullshit at work, in REAL LIFE), and he's been here for a LONG time

Sweetheart, do you know what a Baiji is?...No?...Then it would be really difficult for you to try or pretend to be one, right?...Well, if you want to know what a MAN is...Read up about Vod...Then, maybe you can give it a shot...

As for 'maturity'...Read your posts...and look up the word 'maturity' while you're looking up the word 'Baiji'



I honestly had no intention to respond to this thread again, as I was only doing it last night because I found it funny and I enjoy laughing.....But, THIS post was so incredibly absurd (and made me laugh even harder), I had to respond


@Vod...Every time I see a picture of Lily I laugh out loud...She is just so fucking CUTE...She just BEAMS preciousness...I'm so happy for you that you have her...You deserve all that you have now...Enjoy it :)

Darn, you got me. You're a real winner... ;)

you've broken my heart angra, you've broken my heart. </3

ooh me next me next . . .

One word to Bloodraynes post "ouch"

Was that embarrassing Mr. Myers ?

embarassment requires both a brain and a sense of self-respect. . . i suspect our mr. meyers is lacking in both ( as well as functioning genitalia!)

Hah! Thank you :) Its nice to know that even though i can, i dont necesarrily have to hold my own :)


Its scary to think i have been here long enough and talked to you people enough that you know me this well...

As our long lost friend Arioch would say, Nice