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Haunted 07-14-2006 05:11 PM

His physique is delectable, but there's something about his face that I don't like. Plus, he doesn't seem all that intelligent.

However, his physique... I might forget for a few hours...

crabapple 07-14-2006 05:24 PM

I got mine here. I would have to say, Silvia Tortosa as she appeared in "Horror Express." She's a dream boat!!

Angelakillsluts 07-14-2006 06:03 PM

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haha I saw someone that looked exactly like Vin Diesel a few months ago. My friend and I were laughing at the likeness, I think he might have had bigger muscles though haha. As far as Vin Diesel being sexy... I don't think he is at all. His face, his acting skills, and boobs just don't do it for me.






http://www.filmweb.no/multimedia/arc...o_t_90352c.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ne_AKS/17a.jpg

ah perfection. :D

Miss Olivia 07-14-2006 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Haunted
His physique is delectable, but there's something about his face that I don't like. Plus, he doesn't seem all that intelligent.

However, his physique... I might forget for a few hours...

He doesn't have to be smart for what I want to do to him....;)
Plus that gravelly voice makes me all tingly...I don't usually go for the swelled up rockheads, but the first time I saw Pitch Black I wanted to lock him in my basement and do TERRIBLE things to him...:eek:

monalisa 07-14-2006 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Olivia
He doesn't have to be smart for what I want to do to him....;)
Plus that gravelly voice makes me all tingly...I don't usually go for the swelled up rockheads, but the first time I saw Pitch Black I wanted to lock him in my basement and do TERRIBLE things to him...:eek:

terrible things, heheheh, yah, I'm sure he would just hate it! NOT! :p

Vin Diesel is OK as long as he doesn't talk too much. He's a bit of a lunk head when he talks, not always, but it's common!:eek: But he does have a nice body!

crabapple 07-14-2006 06:54 PM

There are many bad girls of very questionable morals here...!

Angelakillsluts 07-14-2006 06:55 PM

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Vin Diesel to me is proof that someone invented a time machine. They went back to the stone age and brought back a souvenir. :D

bloodrayne 07-14-2006 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Olivia
He doesn't have to be smart for what I want to do to him....;)

Tsk Tsk Tsk....Girls...You are completely downplaying the importance of intelligence...The BRAIN is the most important sex organ...



It doesn't matter what he's got...If he's too stupid to know what to do with it...:rolleyes: ....Look past the big muscles (which turn me off, and NO that is not a comment about physical appearance...It's about attitude and personality, if a guy has giant muscles, he has spent WAY too much time on himself...I can't stand shallow, self-centered, people...They tend to be inconsiderate assholes)...And, yeah I like long hair, but not for how it LOOKS, more for what you can do with it ;)....Okay, I'm getting offtrack...

Anyway...My point is...look past the pretty wrapping paper...The gift is INSIDE...

You girls should give an intellectual geek/nerd/dweeb a chance sometime...You may be quite pleasantly surprised :)

newb 07-14-2006 07:48 PM

Blood is right.....love me for my brain.
http://www.georgecoghill.com/illo/im...sonal/nerd.png

who cares if I have a two inch pecker.

crabapple 07-14-2006 08:04 PM

Dirty Birdies!

Miss Olivia 07-14-2006 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Tsk Tsk Tsk....Girls...You are completely downplaying the importance of intelligence...The BRAIN is the most important sex organ...



It doesn't matter what he's got...If he's too stupid to know what to do with it...:rolleyes: ....Look past the big muscles (which turn me off, and NO that is not a comment about physical appearance...It's about attitude and personality, if a guy has giant muscles, he has spent WAY too much time on himself...I can't stand shallow, self-centered, people...They tend to be inconsiderate assholes)...And, yeah I like long hair, but not for how it LOOKS, more for what you can do with it ;)....Okay, I'm getting offtrack...

Anyway...My point is...look past the pretty wrapping paper...The gift is INSIDE...

You girls should give an intellectual geek/nerd/dweeb a chance sometime...You may be quite pleasantly surprised :)

But that's the great thing about being me....I'm attracted to a lot of different types of people. It's not always about the lunkhead in the wife beater with his pecs sticking out a mile. It just so happens that that particular lunkhead turns me on. And anyway, I'd have him chained down so tight he wouldn't HAVE to know how to do anything. I'd probably never marry him in a million years, but I'd sure have some fun with him.

Miss Olivia 07-14-2006 10:45 PM

I think Bob Saget is hot too.

Haunted 07-15-2006 06:44 AM

Every guy I've ever dated has been a nerd. The only dude I've ever loved with all my heart was a computer gamer geek from Sheffield England. He had a scruffy look to him. His nose rather long and pointy. He had big brown eyes. He was also very... very slim.

Inside... He was beautiful. It was the distance thing that didn't work out.

However, now... I want a different flavor of dude. I've been drinking the same brand of coffee since I've had the opportunity to date, and I want something different.

However, allow me to quote Ms. White (Madeline Kahn) in Clue, "Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable."

Okay, that's not true, but I wanted to say it anway.

GOODandEVIL666 07-15-2006 10:48 AM

jessica alba...cowboy suit...sin city...enough said...

Haunted 07-15-2006 05:15 PM

Jennifer Tilly wearing any damn thing she wants

Elvis_Christ 07-15-2006 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Olivia
I think Bob Saget is hot too.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Miss Olivia 07-15-2006 06:41 PM

LMAO:eek:

bloodrayne 07-15-2006 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Olivia
I think Bob Saget is hot too.
Bob Saget isn't a nerd...He's just a dumbass...Have you ever heard him speak without a script?...That kinda stupidity turns my stomach, and completely turns me off...Sorry...

Miss Olivia 07-15-2006 07:47 PM

What's to be sorry about? Everybody has their own opinion. It's one of the great things about being a human being.
I still think he's cute.:)

bloodrayne 07-15-2006 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Olivia
What's to be sorry about? Everybody has their own opinion. It's one of the great things about being a human being.
I still think he's cute.:)

Yeah, that's cool...It's just that some people irritate me...Like a rash, deep under the skin, making my NERVES itch....Ya know what I mean?....Sam Kinison, Carrot Top, Paris Hilton, Brittney Spears, Gilbert Gottfried, Bob Saget...


I'm sure everyone has a few people that get to them that way...

Miss Olivia 07-15-2006 07:57 PM

Yep. I feel the same way about Tom Cruise.

bloodrayne 07-15-2006 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Yep. I feel the same way about Tom Cruise.
Heh...I made a thread about it...Thanks for the idea ;)

Dante'sInferno 07-15-2006 08:47 PM

Keira Knightly

IDrinkYourBlood 07-15-2006 08:58 PM

I want a girl who is deply in love with horror culter, deeply in tune with cinema (from drama to kung-fu) not afraid to act a little goofy now and then, doesnt take life too seriously, likes video games, has a passion for music (mostly metal), very very dark scence of humor, not affraid of commitment and likes to get freaky in the bed. That would be my ideal lady.

bloodrayne 07-16-2006 04:57 AM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
deeply in tune with cinema (from drama to kung-fu)
Damn...Almost made it :D


I can't stand 'drama'...


The rest is me...Kinda freaked me out....But, then again...I'd say that's probably ALL the chicks here at the forum :)

Haunted 07-17-2006 06:48 AM

I know the kind of drama you're alluding to, Rayne, and I think it's crap too.

There are certain kinds of drama that I like... I'm not talking about drama for the sake of drama. I mean like shit that makes you think or shit that just wraps you up in the story. I don't like that hootchie-cootchie Cameron Diaz crap. I've never seen The English Patient. I don't like those movies that are depressing for the sake of being depressing...

Drama that's real... like something you would see on a stage. Watching Shakespeare (no shit). If anyone I knew loved theatre, I would love to go see theatre. That's what I mean by drama.

There are certain dramatic elements in certain horror movies, you know. Silence of the Lambs (if you count it). Psycho uses a lot of drama, for instance when Perkins and Leigh are in his office talking and he's shedding tiny lights into his darkness. Hitchcock could do drama and horror.

VampiricClown 07-17-2006 07:24 AM

Not allowed to post in this thread, sorry.

crabapple 07-17-2006 08:09 AM

hoochie-coochie cameron diaz crap? what is that? I wanna some examples cuz I ain't never seen none o' that.

zwoti 07-17-2006 08:12 AM

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Originally posted by VampiricClown
Not allowed to post in this thread, sorry.
almost an oxymoron, nice try though

Miss Olivia 07-17-2006 09:25 AM

Hehe....

I usually don't care for mushiness, and I don't seek out drama for the most part, but I won't knock it until I see it.
Legends of the Fall wasn't necessarily my type of movie, but after I got over it's appearance, I loved it enough to shed a tear, and I give those pretty sparingly. If it has a good story, I'm pretty open for it.
Of course, five years ago, I wouldn't have even watched it, so I guess there's something to be said for growing up.:)

AmericanManiac 07-17-2006 09:31 AM

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Originally posted by mudsliptones
cliche but....My girlfriend
I'm also with this guy, his girlfriend. :p No really I would have to say mine or I wouldn't be getting married to her.

Haunted 07-17-2006 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by crabapple
hoochie-coochie cameron diaz crap? what is that? I wanna some examples cuz I ain't never seen none o' that.
There's Something About Mary
In Her Shoes (although I love Toni Colette)
...and some other kissy kissy shit she's done.

You know who really bums me out?? John mother-fuckin' Cusak, that's who. In the 80's he played Lane Meyer, a goofy in a "I would still jump him" sort of way characters. He disapears for a while. When he comes back he's great in Gross Point Blank- a little dark and deadly with a hint of romance in his soul. He was the only reason to watch Conair, because Nicolas Cage sucked (John Malcovich was decent, but I don't know... I couldn't match him and his character). After a while, though...John Cusak started playing these stupid way too romantic movies that sucked.

WHYYYY? I wanted to fuck him so badly for nearly twenty years... (HOLY SHIT:eek: :eek: nearly twenty years... I'm mature now:eek: ) Now he's a bigger pussy than Canoo Reeves.

*sings: Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?*

Oh...adding to my list of women I want to fuck: Lucy Lui. She ain't no Jennifer, but if I can't have Jenny, I'd settle for Lucy.:D

monalisa 07-17-2006 05:17 PM

High Fidelity. John Cusack is in that with Jack Black. I thought that was a hilarious movie. Soundtrack is good too.

Angelakillsluts 07-17-2006 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by monalisa
High Fidelity. John Cusack is in that with Jack Black. I thought that was a hilarious movie. Soundtrack is good too.
yeah, high fidelity was a great movie. John Cusack is one of the few actors that alone merit a rental to me, mainly because he's an amazing actor and he isn't in very many bad movies.

horrorobsessed 07-17-2006 05:42 PM

i guess the most ideal person for me would be someone whose not afraid of me. it seems to me that most of the guys i know don't like girls who are smarter than them; also, they probably think i'm just a little bit psycho..........

i'm different, to use a gentler term, but it's not like i show signs of being a future serial killer.

i don't think.

oh well

monalisa 07-17-2006 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by horrorobsessed
i guess the most ideal person for me would be someone whose not afraid of me. it seems to me that most of the guys i know don't like girls who are smarter than them; also, they probably think i'm just a little bit psycho..........



I run into that too, I'd bet a lot of us do. We don't seem like stupid lot. :) and maybe a bit twisted. I wouldn't worry about it. I've become sort of comfortable with all my idiosyncrasies.

VampiricClown 07-17-2006 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by AmericanManiac
I'm also with this guy, his girlfriend. :p No really I would have to say mine or I wouldn't be getting married to her.
Bingo Bango! Sameth hereth.

Btw, did you get the "My Own Little World" thing that's on your 'Location' part of your username from the 'Celldweller' song 'Own Little World'? Just curious.

a mccuaig 07-17-2006 08:06 PM

no such thing as perfect. just want someone that won't care if I have 20 friends over to drink beer and watch b-movies.

Haunted 07-18-2006 07:43 AM

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Originally posted by monalisa
High Fidelity. John Cusack is in that with Jack Black. I thought that was a hilarious movie. Soundtrack is good too.
Yes, but it was the ice crystal which rolled and eventually became the snowball of his career as an intriguing and serious actor.

Miss Olivia 07-18-2006 08:47 AM

Hehe....that made me think of Val Kilmer in Willow.


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