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PR3SSUR3 06-30-2006 10:20 AM

The source of my equation is myself. Mathematical discipline considers quantity, structure, space and change, and from logical reasoning and abstraction I have forumlated a conjecture that noone has been able to disprove. The continued lack of God proves my equation is indeed correct, and accordingly it has become a theorem.

I think Austin's last point illustrates this quite nicely, and tarcher is aware there is likely to be no further give or take from either side of the fence in light of this revelation.

The Flayed One 06-30-2006 10:25 AM

Indeed. It's come to the point where it's almost like arguing with some people about the moon landing. We have eye witness testimonies, recording & pictures. Those who truly don't want to believe it happened, never will.

_____V_____ 06-30-2006 11:01 AM

Thats the reason why I stopped posting. Seemed useless to argue over the same points repeatedly over and over again with stuff already proved, but being argued for arguing basis, and to prove the dominance of intellectual superiority.

I can only feel pity for the computer keyboards of all the parties involved in this. Poor things have taken a pounding!

http://www.epica-awards.org/assets/e...alf%20Full.jpg

The STE 06-30-2006 11:08 AM

point of order: I never argued that God does exist

Haunted 06-30-2006 12:43 PM

My point of order: I just wanted the dude to back up his claims. I mean, how do I know he can even add 2(2+4) + 9(7-3)=?

I don't give a flying fuck what he believes in as far as religion is concerned. I just don't people making shit up and trying to pass it off as fact.

The STE 06-30-2006 12:46 PM

I think that was actually the point he was trying to make

Haunted 06-30-2006 04:51 PM

Who, V?

Oh. Shit. Sorry.

Well...



THE END

_____V_____ 06-30-2006 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted
My point of order: I just wanted the dude to back up his claims. I mean, how do I know he can even add 2(2+4) + 9(7-3)=?

I don't give a flying fuck what he believes in as far as religion is concerned. I just don't people making shit up and trying to pass it off as fact.

Thats the thing. Enuff genuine points were given for proving that people, and not religion, are the pioneers of religious violence.

In turn what do we have? Disproval of it on the basis of a bs equation given without any explanation or theory on which it is based, and automatically induced that the equation is proved? by whom? and how?

and backed up by what? name-calling? physical insults to a lady who is debating it with an intellectual basis? pathetic!

Others are supposed to blindly accept it, because of that? Alrite I ll give an equation too :-


Sqrt(cos³a - 3) -Sqrt( cosec² c + 1) tan³d + 1
----------------------------------------------------------
2459(sin³a x cot b³) 7583(sin c x cos³d)



There...God exists! Now prove me wrong!



Seriously...proving each other right or wrong wont stop whats happening in the world today. The violence will continue...innocent people will continue to die or be killed by others, not only in name of religion but in name of various other things...

nobody's gonna come running to the comp, log on to the Net, surf to HDC, open this thread, read it, then run back to their people and tell em to stop it all...

This thread can continue for eternity, but it wont change the world one bit. All it can do is refine some HDC members' thoughts who read it, either in the former's case or in the latter's. So, its a waste of time to argue stuff over just arguing sake.

The STE 06-30-2006 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by _____V_____
Sqrt(cos³a - 3) -Sqrt( cosec² c + 1) tan³d + 1
----------------------------------------------------------
2459(sin³a x cot b³) 7583(sin c x cos³d)

you fool, you got the numerator and denominator reversed! All you've done is prove that dogs exist!

zwoti 07-01-2006 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by _____V_____


Sqrt(cos³a - 3) -Sqrt( cosec² c + 1) tan³d + 1
----------------------------------------------------------
2459(sin³a x cot b³) 7583(sin c x cos³d)



missing a few symbols there aren't you

*

_____V_____ 07-01-2006 01:06 AM

lol...it was a "on-the-moment" equation guys...:o

I myself dont know what the solution to that one is...

but if it proves that dogs exist, like Sam said, I m immensely surprised! :eek:


:D

PR3SSUR3 07-01-2006 03:17 AM

Bravo, bravo.

Just to reiterate my theorem is presently, continually and eternally proved until the actual developments that the nature of the equation from _____V_____ merely pretends to prove. No God has been forthcoming in any shape or form, and the logic involved is stark and straightforward.

Also, 'physical'(?) insults began elsewhere instead of from this poster (a stinkard? ag!) :D.

So while this thread might indeed be read and digested by the passing curious in future, I'm wondering if your most profound entry might be at all taken seriously in its general wrongness from start to finish.

Dante'sInferno 07-01-2006 03:29 AM

It's official,we don't exist.










NOW LET'S THROW A FUCKING PARTY!WOOOOOOO...

Haunted 07-01-2006 04:29 AM

Imagine an equation that proves that we don't exist. What would happen? Poof! Everything disapears.

Dante'sInferno 07-01-2006 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted
Imagine an equation that proves that we don't exist. What would happen? Poof! Everything disapears.
That's right






I can't talk to you on the account of,i just dissapeared.:D

_____V_____ 07-01-2006 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Just to reiterate my theorem is presently, continually and eternally proved until the actual developments that the nature of the equation from _____V_____ merely pretends to prove. No God has been forthcoming in any shape or form, and the logic involved is stark and straightforward.

I'm wondering if your most profound entry might be at all taken seriously in its general wrongness from start to finish.


proved? how and by who? someone is delusional here...

My post was a satirical comparison to your outlandish equation and your claim of automatic proof. Thats what me, H & Sam have been asking again and again and again. Prove your equation, if you can. Cuz its just a jumbled mess of mathematical characters to anyone who reads it.

PR3SSUR3 07-02-2006 02:38 AM

By my theorem - print out a hard copy as a reminder.

It is not likely such an achievement would appear conventional even to mathematically erudite minds.

The proof that it is correct continues today.

Rouse me if there are any occurrences to the contrary.

:cool:

Haunted 07-02-2006 03:14 AM

Pr3ssur3 said "gerneral wrongness from start to finish." Heheheheheh! That's a good'n At least V's, equation was a joke.

Pr3ssur3, you would have been wiser to have at least said, "I saw that equation in some old science book I have, instead of admitting that you made it up yourself. Because now... I'm afraid that we have no reason, no compuncture but to hold that you are, as was originally stated at the beginning of this argument, making things up as you go along. (I don't want to say that you're full of shit, because that's mean, and you could just be delusional, in which case it wouldn't necessarily be your fault).

PR3SSUR3 07-02-2006 03:29 AM

You woke me up for this?

Compuncture?

Correct use of this noun would have been compunction.

You can't just make Gods and words up as you go along.

_____V_____ 07-02-2006 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
By my theorem - print out a hard copy as a reminder.

It is not likely such an achievement would appear conventional even to mathematically erudite minds.

The proof that it is correct continues today.

Rouse me if there are any occurrences to the contrary.

:cool:

what proof? I m starting to think you really ARE delusional like I was thinking last nite...

Quote:

\/(21) x 76t/92832.23 (52/32+a+d) (x=y2 b12.09023) x 2323.23t |z| = ea1.999 + x dx/x+b - tan(x) sin(232) = cos(23.5ea) x rnd3 [a+23b] + \/(16-a2) n(6) x 23.2 [te3], 232.23/23(a+d-e) = 663.6 |abd(2)| (+ rnd3)
That was your equation many posts ago, which subsequently was NEVER proved by you. For all anyone knows, its a BS one like the one I posted in satirical response.

Read your replies again to Sam's queries for the proof :-

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...5&pagenumber=6

And if you think responses such as

Quote:

Now, are you angry because you cannot accept your mutated lack of penis?
or posting an icon like :cool:, will make you look infinitely more smarter, intellectually clever, and above everyone else...then I really pity you.

You have continued a convo with replies which progressively made little to no sense, and based your counter-arguments on a BS equation and more BS theories. It was interesting stuff till bout the 3rd page of this thread, but since then your replies have gone downhill rapidly to such a point that they dont make ANY sense anymore.

Feeding one's own ego doesnt make one look better, it actually makes one look way, way worse.

End of my posting in this thread.

PR3SSUR3 07-02-2006 07:21 AM

Thank God for that.


3~p

Haunted 07-03-2006 05:05 AM

You know, in looking at that equation again, I don't think there's a solution. I don't even think that's real math, and Goddess knows that I hate math.

Someone on this forum has schizophrenia and it ain't me.
Quote:

Correct use of this noun would have been compunction.
Holy triple tequila sunrise, Batman, he's right about something!

It would appear that I am so overwhelmed by your capacity for absolute bullshit that I'm making technical errors.

Must... escape... stupid... thread... before... I... become... an idiot... myself...

PR3SSUR3 07-03-2006 06:42 AM

Hmmm.... absolute bullshit, says the lady currently tripping over herself about ouija boards, ESP and magical photographs in response to the recent disclosure. Relax - you can still have faith in all that stuff if you want to. The delusional by nature have a tough time with mathematics/logic/sense as it is without trying to understand my immense theorem.

And I'm betting you decided to go back and spell 'schizophrenia' correctly? (If my PC somehow 'burst', would it have a compuncture? :D).

You'll escape the thread... in time.

:p

Haunted 07-03-2006 10:34 AM

I actually know how to spell schizophrenia and schizoaffective disorder. Let it be a running joke that I fucked a word. We'll all be laughing at you for making up an equation that has no solution. Which is worse? At least I have the ability and humility to admit when I'm wrong. Furthermore, I don't make shit up as I go along. My comments on ESP, Ouija boards, Witchcraft, etc are based on experience. Logic and reason are great, but experience kicks their ass every time.

If you were a tenth as smart as you are deluded enough to believe you are, you would leave the thread instead of continuing a conversation with someone like me. The reason that I keep going is that I just can't help finding out what kind of ridiculous shit you're going to pull out of your ass next. It's tantamount to reading the funny papers.

The STE 07-03-2006 11:10 AM

Calvin & Hobbes >>>>>> This thread

PR3SSUR3 07-03-2006 12:51 PM

Calvin and Hobbes' world isn't too far off the mark, considering the subject matter.

Whether you fuck words or entire paragraphs - even posts - it shouldn't be referential to the superior smarts and articulation you announced the other day whatsoever. So no running joke.

A solution to there being no God? But there is no problem. Perhaps you mean a solution to the equation itself... but of course the answer is within the result of the equation, i.e. that there is no God. I'm tempted to propose it is 42, but then I think you might have seen The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I think perhaps you have hit something on the head yourself in that many people want to search constantly for reason and meaning behind existence.

Which bring us nicely back to Calvin and Hobbes:-

"Why are we here?"

"Because we were born."

"No, I mean here on Earth."

"Because The Earth can support life."

".....forget it."

"I will."



:cool:

The STE 07-03-2006 01:03 PM

"MOOOOOOMM! HEY MOM!"
"Calvin, I'm in the other room, don't shout! If you want something, come here and ask!"
*walks into the house*
"I stepped in dog doo, where's the hose?"

filmmaker2 07-03-2006 01:31 PM

This thread is gay.

PR3SSUR3 07-03-2006 01:38 PM

As gay as a felineophelic obsession with cats?

filmmaker2 07-03-2006 01:45 PM

Uh.......yes.

;)

Haunted 07-03-2006 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Calvin and Hobbes' world isn't too far off the mark, considering the subject matter.

Whether you fuck words or entire paragraphs - even posts - it shouldn't be referential to the superior smarts and articulation you announced the other day whatsoever. So no running joke.

A solution to there being no God? But there is no problem. Perhaps you mean a solution to the equation itself... but of course the answer is within the result of the equation, i.e. that there is no God. I'm tempted to propose it is 42, but then I think you might have seen The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.



I realized that I mentioned your posts being the same as reading the funny pages, but using Calvin and Hobbs to back up your claims to there being no deity is... well in a word... dumb.

The problem I have with your equation is that you made it up. Besides that, math can't prove that there is no god/s or whatever. To say that it can is also...dumb.

To quote Douglas Adams (mayherestinpeace) and use the ever hackneyed response of 42 even while joking is old hat and dumb.

I must have given you quite the tummy ache with my little boo-boo the other day. However, you're retarded posts that are just stinky with bullshit and delusions of false grandeur have provided many of us with days, and I mean days of laughter.

We're laughing at you not with you. If you lived in my state, I'd find you, and pack you off to the state loony bin to collect my fifty bucks.

However, since you're like one of those chihuahuas named Tinkerbell that will latch on to some one's pant leg and won't let go, I'm going to be forced to kick you across the room.

A Day in the Life of Pr3ssur3

A dark smelly basement filled with cobwebs and roaches. The only light comes from a computer screen. Beside the computer is a filthy bed and a bookshelf holding comic books, a few novels by Issac Asimov, a copy of Aritstotle's Poetics with a bookmark indicating that the reader hasn't gotten past the first chapter, and a single high school math primer. Sitting at the computer is a filthy teenage boy. Every now and again he jibbers something to himself and laughs hysterically.

"It's brilliant!" he says! typing in what he considers to be an over-ride code to the Pentagon's secret database.

Up above, a small slat opens at the base of the basement door and a tray with a paper plate of tuna fish and a stryofoam cup of water is passed under it.

The boy doesn't notice it. He is reading "Access Denied" for the eighth time.

*Gives the peace symbol and heads for other threads*

Dante'sInferno 07-03-2006 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted
I realized that I mentioned your posts being the same as reading the funny pages, but using Calvin and Hobbs to back up your claims to there being no deity is... well in a word... dumb.

The problem I have with your equation is that you made it up. Besides that, math can't prove that there is no god/s or whatever. To say that it can is also...dumb.

To quote Douglas Adams (mayherestinpeace) and use the ever hackneyed response of 42 even while joking is old hat and dumb.

I must have given you quite the tummy ache with my little boo-boo the other day. However, you're retarded posts that are just stinky with bullshit and delusions of false grandeur have provided many of us with days, and I mean days of laughter.

We're laughing at you not with you. If you lived in my state, I'd find you, and pack you off to the state loony bin to collect my fifty bucks.

However, since you're like one of those chihuahuas named Tinkerbell that will latch on to some one's pant leg and won't let go, I'm going to be forced to kick you across the room.

A Day in the Life of Pr3ssur3

A dark smelly basement filled with cobwebs and roaches. The only light comes from a computer screen. Beside the computer is a filthy bed and a bookshelf holding comic books, a few novels by Issac Asimov, a copy of Aritstotle's poetics with a bookmark indicating that the reader hasn't gotten past the first chapter, and a single high school math primer. Sitting at the computer is a filthy teenage boy. Every now and again he jibbers something to himself and laughs hysterically.

"It's brilliant!" he says! typing in whay he considers to be an over-ride code to the Pentagon's secret database.

Up above, a small slat opens at the base of the basement door and a tray with a paper plate of tuna fish and a stryofoam cup of water is passed under it.

The boy doesn't notice it. He is reading "Access Denied" for the eighth ten.

*Gives the peace symbol and heads for other threads*

Very creative,I now see why you are a writer.

PR3SSUR3 07-04-2006 03:15 AM

The six classic stages*:-

1. argument crumble
2. declaration of leaving thread
3. clever personal attacks
4. bold declaration of leaving thread
5. negative fictional characterisation of the opposite side
6. bolder declaration of leaving thread

(*note: sometimes these may occur in a different order, and intellectual superiority claims might soon earn a place)

Every theorem has a conjecture, which must start somewhere. In this case it was born from considering how to provide the proof that was demanded. It seems the challenge was more than met.

With Calvin and Hobbes I was thinking more about the imaginary friend theme, or rather idealistic imaginations in general.

Which boo-boo you on about by the way?

Bugger, too late - she's really gone this ten.


:D

urgeok 07-04-2006 07:16 AM

i will immediately get my ass back out of here after this post .. but i felt compelled to 'contribute' to this thread.

Pressure is without a doubt the brightest guy on this forum.
no one here can cold a candle to this guys intelligence and elliquence.
you could publish this guys posts in a collection and it would be better written than most things i see in print.

the suggestion that he is anything less than brilliant is pathetic.
most people here cant even understand his sense of humor or the points he is trying to make.

not 'getting it' doesnt make him the stupid one.

I dont personally agree with everything he says ... (but for the record - i do align perfectly with his particular point of view on the religious issue)
but i can fucking well recognize a big brilliant brain when i see one and this guy is fucking smarter than most/if not all of us put together.

this isnt a fan boy love letter - i'm just stating what to me is a pretty obvious fact.

If i could write half as well as this guy I'd be pursuing a career as an author.

this guy does not need me to defend him ... (he's unflappable and has been playing with most of the people in this thread just for a laugh)

it reminds me of the other time i spoke up because some people were actually ignorant enough to acuse murderdoll of being stupid (when she's another extremely bright person - one of the brightest on the board)



ah fuck i dont even know why i wasted my time with this

Zero 07-04-2006 07:43 AM

eeekkkk - urge is in general forum, quick get a broom!!!


the only question i have is would urge come up here to defend me from the slings and arrows of outrageous posters? (ok, i already know the answer)

(on - and for the record - the smartest person on this forum is Newb - if he could only stay sober long enough to finish that whole 'string theory thing')

as for this thread - its a bit silly - we all know who god is. . .

Hanumen - the Monkey God!!

Haunted 07-04-2006 07:54 AM

Personally, I vote that zwoti is the smartest person on the forum. Having held many conversations with him, I think his intelligence could baffle everyone of us, and I don't just mean about films either.

I've said some shit to MurderDoll, and I apologized for every single one of them. I said, to her, that I nothing but respect for her, and I was sorry for acting and saying otherwise.

The idea of Theasm/Theism is entirely based on opinion and cannot be argued based on fact. Even Albert Einstein believed in God, but that's not important.

There are two reasons why people have been so up in arms about P's posts:

1. He resulted to disgusting insults. That has not, nor never will demonstrate intelligence of any kind whatsoever.

2. Instead of being diplomatic, patient, and willing to help members of this discussion understand his perspective, he has been arrogant, self-aggrandizing and deliberately aloof.

S and I (if I may speak for him) don't give a fuck what other people believe. We weren't arguing to convert. Our point was that no one has the right to say that religion is "bad" a la Karl Marx's comment that "Religion is the oppiate of the people (masses?). That's not entirely true, nor is it fair. No one has the right to discount the experiences of other people simply because it doesn't fall neatly into the black and white boxed pattern of so-called "logical reality."

The reason I'm out of this conversation is because I realize that if you want to believe that way, fine. It doesn't matter to me. It doesn't affect my life. Sitting here, day to day, trying to make someone understand that there's more colors than the afore mentioned black and white is useless.

If you want to make fun of me for practicing Witchcraft, go ahead. Who are you? You're just a person. If you want to tell a man that claims he saw the spirit of his dead father that he was only having a hallucination, you do it, even though you could very well be totally wrong.

Jive on, dude.

filmmaker2 07-04-2006 08:35 AM

Before anyone gets excited about Urge posting on this thread, you might as well know that there was a sizable cash outlay involved. That's right, he was PAID to make those comments. Furthermore, I was the one who paid him.

Zero 07-04-2006 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Before anyone gets excited about Urge posting on this thread, you might as well know that there was a sizable cash outlay involved. That's right, he was PAID to make those comments. Furthermore, I was the one who paid him.
where can i submit my bill for comments made??

filmmaker2 07-04-2006 09:14 AM

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The STE 07-04-2006 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
i will immediately get my ass back out of here after this post .. but i felt compelled to 'contribute' to this thread.

Pressure is without a doubt the brightest guy on this forum.
no one here can cold a candle to this guys intelligence and elliquence.
you could publish this guys posts in a collection and it would be better written than most things i see in print.

the suggestion that he is anything less than brilliant is pathetic.
most people here cant even understand his sense of humor or the points he is trying to make.

not 'getting it' doesnt make him the stupid one.

I dont personally agree with everything he says ... (but for the record - i do align perfectly with his particular point of view on the religious issue)
but i can fucking well recognize a big brilliant brain when i see one and this guy is fucking smarter than most/if not all of us put together.

this isnt a fan boy love letter - i'm just stating what to me is a pretty obvious fact.

If i could write half as well as this guy I'd be pursuing a career as an author.

this guy does not need me to defend him ... (he's unflappable and has been playing with most of the people in this thread just for a laugh)

it reminds me of the other time i spoke up because some people were actually ignorant enough to acuse murderdoll of being stupid (when she's another extremely bright person - one of the brightest on the board)



ah fuck i dont even know why i wasted my time with this

Not only that, but Pr3ssur3 makes Ghandi look like a child pornographer. Reading one of Pr3ssur3s posts is like looking into the face of the creator and hearing him say "You are my most wonderous creation!" Oh, except Pr3ssur3 disproved the creater LOLWTF!


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