Depends on what's happening that night. If there's a party on Wednesday, I suggest going to it intoxicated.

You could always walk into your garage, pull a hammer from the drawer, and bash yourself on top of your head with it. That outta dumb yourself down enough to read the kind of advice most columns have to offer.

Hey, do I come into where you work and heckle you? No, I let you dance at your gay strip club in peace.

tHat HurTed, BUT I tHINK i t workD"

tHnxz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

Yeah... gay people.

That's probably the most truthful thing I've read so far. So masturbation? Does that help? I have read that orgasms open up the blood cells in your brain allowing for endorphines and oxygen to flow freely.

(Is it endorphines or epinepherine? Can't remember)

If your a female...cook your man a nice meal..(lol newb)
If your male...learn how to cook yourself you lazy bastard.. :D

Well
 

Its endorphines. :D I've had practical experiance.. :cool: Its one of the reasons I wear glasses ;)

You've touched my heart...

I suggest watching the Seinfeld episode in which Elaine and George both stop having sex. In George's case, he becomes smarter. The opposite effect happens to Elaine, and she begins to progressively become dumber and dumber.

Seinfeld can teach us all something.

So, for women, we need sex to maintain our intellect?

Are you sure? I've always thought it was the other way around.

But anyway... will go and listen to "She-bop," "Dancing with Myself," and "I Touch Myself."

Dear IA,

Why don't people a post that much? What I mean is when they come on and just sit in one spot in teh site for about 10-15 fifteen minutes doing tnothing than either going to a different forum or just leave. Why is this?

Because some members open threads with ..'whose your favourite whatever' and their names aint mentioned so they are made to feel like total losers.

Soz IA...carry on ..your the expert. :D

Dear IA:

Why is Sin City nominated for absolutely NOTHING at the Oscars tonight?

Usually its because members are reading posts from threads that have been around for awhile, or are reading new threads they haven't seen yet.

Another answer would be that there's less and less actual conversations going on here; there's less unity because members seem more interested in hearing votes and lists than talking to people.

Possibly due to the high level of cartoonish bloodshed and sexism within the film. Unless its "war movie" blood, its gonna be tough.

Or because they're big idiots.

Hey, look at my list! The only reason I forgot you (and a few others) is because I wasn't thinking straight last nite. Though, I'm medically cleared to think to the best of my ability. Sorry for the incovinience! :(

LOL...em only jokin ya nut..
I forgot the smiley ppl that goes at the end .
You know i wubs ooh' :D

Dear Iowa Aficionado:


At this point there's about 30 hours left on the clock. Do you think the owners and NFLPA will come to an agreement or will the Redskins be the 2008 Super Bowl champions?

Dear IA



Can u ever get to much sex?













:D

Hmm...Is there such a thing as too much sex?..I mean, I fully comprehend 'not ENOUGH sex'...but...Too much?...I dunno

According to NFL.com

"There would be no cap next year, but also many changes in the rules, including some the players find unappealing -- six years for a player to get to free agency instead of four and no minimum amount that teams have to spend."

I think it's about time the players squirmed a little. It doesn't look likely that any negotiations will happen any time soon, the big problems are revenue percentage and revenue sharing. Obviously players want it higher, nothing under 60%. At the same time, the smaller teams don't want to have to pay higher amounts of money.

So all I can say is, let's wait and see, hopefully football doesn't decide to be a group of idiots.

Are you offering?

No..

Look, I get it. I'm like, this super popular, incredibly intelligent know-it-all advice columnist... I'm pretty much a celebrity. It's NATURAL that you'd want to throw yourself at me.

But it wouldn't be right... I'm sorry, I'm sure you'll find someone though.

:D

nevermind.

Dear IA75

I seem to have a split personality....sometimes i just don't know who i am.....help me please....its driving me crazy.




Thank you.

newb......er...i mean BudMan.

I don't really see a problem with that...Being a cheapskate, I love 2 for 1 deals, myself :)


Dear IA,

I have been recently informed that I am a nymphomaniac....What I want to know is...Is there a cure?...and...Would more sex help in any way?:D

I would also like to know.....If I am indeed a nymphomaniac, is this REALLY a problem?

Signed,
Never Enough

Dear IA75

Could you have Bloodrayne talk to my wife.

Signed
Never Enough......no really....once a week sucks:mad:

Ouch!...And I been bitchin' about once a NIGHT :o ...Poor you...



Jeez...What do you guys do in bed?...SLEEP?


I guess I just have a hard time imagining laying next to someone in bed (on the floor, outside on the ground, etcetera) and not climbing on top of 'em...

Looks like I made the mistake of thinking it was Saturday earlier. Instead of the deadline being tomorrow, it was tonight obviously and it did indeed end with a ''group of idiots'' fighting over money.


Ya never know, this no cap thing might turn out ok. It's not like it's a new thing, it's worked before.

but when do you find time to cuddle?



:eek:

scaryminda15
 

Dear IA,

i was wondering about something very interesting. why dont we feel the world moving is it because we got used to it since we were born or is there some life out there helping us?

your friend,

minda.

Re: scaryminda15
 

i think it depends on who you are with . . . most of the women i've been with say they felt the earth move!!!:D

scaryminda15
 

lol thanks for the pointer.

Re: Re: scaryminda15
 

oh boi...hahahahahahaha

Dear IA,
where the hell is timbuktoo ??

Curious
 

Dear IA:

Am pretty new at posting here....have more of a question for you:

(This is something I have always wondered about)

What do you think really happens when people dissapear in the Bermuda Triangle??? Are they captured, or is it such a utopia that noone wants to come back?????:)

they go off to a magical land where people post things in the right fucking thread, instead of making new ones.


here:
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...threadid=20586

you dumb fuck