Non-Horror- "We'll do the next best thing kill people" "Gasp" "Oh Not You""

Jimmie Dimmick : No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
Jules Winnfield : Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie Dimmick : Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
Jules Winnfield : [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie Dimmick : You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules Winnfield : Why?
Jimmie Dimmick : 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

A few from the Breakfast Club

Horror-
"No running in the hallways!"

"Run, rabbit, run. Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit. Run rabbit. Run, rabbit, run! RUN, RABBIT, RUN! "

"Hey, let me tell ya a story... so I'm hanging out with my buddy Hal Jackowictz and I'm like, hey Hal let's go get some booze and chase the chickens... fucking Hal says no, no the old battle axe at home will break my balls... I gotta get my ass home. So, I tell 'im... Hal, here's the secret. Go home tonight, crawl into bed, get under the covers and eat your wife's pussy... I mean jam your face right in the bush. So, Hal goes home, jumps in, starts chomping and licking away at her pussy, she's screaming and howling... totally passes out from the experience. Now, Hal... He's feeling pretty good, so he goes into the bathroom for a quick shave... suddenly he lets out a horrible scream. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Sitting there on the toilet is Hal's wife Gloria... and she says, "Quiet down, you'll wake Grandma!""

"Pickup your skirt grab your balls and lets make some money."

"You produce more wood than Ron Jeremy. Instead of yelling RECO you should yell TIMBER!"

"They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby."

"Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any."

Boiler Room is an awsome movie!

Re: Whats your favorite Quote?
 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by usahorrorfan
My favorite Qutoe is


"Welcome to my world Bitch" By:Freddy Kruger in Freddy vs. Jason [/QUOTe

Christopher Walken vs dennis hopper.
" the Sicillian speech"

i have 2 from the greatest horror actors ever
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and

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Damn straight; "Thats just pillow talk baby"

and theres a quote i made up


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So u ain't seen army of darkness then?

pick a pet for the rugrat bitch-Freddy Krueger

shaun of the dead "fuck-a-doodle-do

" Suck it in fat ass!(Bob falls through the sewer) Just like Winnie the Poo." Jay&Silent Bob Strike Back

I have a couple favorites...

"It's your turn to scream ass-hole."

"Psychos can't kill what they can't find."

"What do you think of when you hear the name Jason Voorhess?"
"I think of a little girl in a pink dress, sticking a hotdog through her donut."

"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty."
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vapir oxygen vaporizer

Anything that Freddy Krueger said.


"Did I say there was a petting zoo down stairs? Noooo, Brian, I said there are GHOSTS in the basement!

Brian: In this basement?

Yeah! If it was next door I would give a shit would I?" (or something like that.) - Thir13en Ghosts

Non Horror-
"You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bare it." - Doc Holliday in TOMBSTONE.

And just about anything that Doc Holliday said in TOMBSTONE.

I'll be your huckleberry.

And anything that Albert Einstein said.

yes what does that have to do with anything i said?

"Those who are willing to sacrifice essential freedom for security deserve neither." - Ben Franklin

"For want of a nail the shoe was lost,
For want of a shoe the horse was lost,
For want of a horse the rider was lost,
For want of a rider the battle was lost,
For want of a battle the kingdom was lost,
And all for the want of a nail."

"We're like 7-11 were not always doing buisness but we're always open" (Boondock Saints)

and almost anything the corpses in american werewolf in paris say.

Talk about 3 people stealing my quotes.

all my favorite quotes come from slapshot. Except for those used in my sig

" do you know who i am, according to you im a vicious perverted sexual failure, a bottomfeeding lowlife who is about to go down in flames, i think you know now"

" I am not a man, i began as one but each being that i change, makes me more than a man"

" I am the dragon and you call me insane, you apriviate to a great becoming, and you recodnize nothing, you are an ant in the afterbirth, it is in your nature to do one thing,before me you rightly tremble, but fear is not what you owe me Mr. Lounds you owe me all " all from my favourite book and movie RED DRAGON

I have two favorites, both of which I've said myself. I didn't get these from no movie, no book, just my mind.

"Isn't it funny how quickly turn against you... even your so called friends?"

"You are nothing if you are not the best you can be."

And the last one I didn't say. This one I got from the man at the Playboy Mansion. You know the one. Old guy with all the bunnies.

"My life is like a open book filled with lots of great pictures inside."

Everything Im my signature


And from The Shining (Not sure if it was in the movie, but definatly in the book)

[Refering to the Overlook] "This Inhuman Place Breeds Human Monsters"

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
-- Mahatma Gandhi

"Now. Now, by Christ. You'll take your medicine!"

and...

"...feets don't fail me now!" (as Jack makes a sharp exit from the rising horror in the bathtub).

Both from the book, great stuff.

Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink? (SoTD)

Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?


Pete : It's four in the fucking morning!
Shaun : It's Saturday!
Pete : No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?
Ed : Fuck, yeah!

America....FUCK YEAH!! You can lick my butt and suck my balls@!!

(Team America: World Police)

one of my favorite... "what's goin on here an orgy or somethin"

Rod from A Nightmare on Elm St.

lol

"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport." (saw it on a shirt. I regret not getting that shirt now. haha)

"The more people I meet, the more I like my cat."

"No expectations, no disappointments." (Ted Danson as John Becker from the tv show "Becker")

"I swear the world would be a better place if I could just get rid of 6 idiots a day! Just 6 a day! That's all I ask!" (also a Becker quote)

Tremors, yes?

"Your mother sucks cocks in hell"

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss

Stolen from Vampenquin...This is quickly becoming my favorite quote:cool:

that wasn't nice what did i ever do to you?

"My pecker fluttered once like a pigeon havin' a heart attack"

- Bruce Campbell in Bubba Ho-Tep

famous and not so famous tag-lines/movie quotes
 

Many flicks have well known tag-lines or quotes in them eg

"t'was beauty that killed the beast" - King Kong

or "In space no one can hear you scream" - Alien

how about this one:

"...I'm the king of my kind"

I think I'm right in saying the same character played by a different actor, everytime to the same adversary, again played by a different actor has said this in more than one film

Who is the character and his adversary? easy-ish

Dracula


Hmmm...my fave taglines....

Betrayal Swings Both Ways - Pit and the Pendulum

When theres no more room in Hell, the Dead shall walk the earth- Dawn of the Dead


Im sure theres more....

Damn :(

or the lamest stupidest one from one of the lamest stupidest films i've ever seen (Cold Creek Manor)

"Get out of my house"

wow, that was memorable ...

God what a crock of shit that movie was.

Notld -- "There Coming for you Barbara"

I think thats right..its been a while since ive seen it

Its better to be first in hell than second in heaven.

Scotty Doesnt Know!

Im gonna give her the O face.

Everybody wants a piece of the Stiffmeister.

Leave in Peace, or Leave in Pieces.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."


"Write down my number, it's 555-6321, got it?
Yeah. Wait a minute, 5-5-5's not a real number, they only use that in the movies.
No sh**, honey. What do you think this is, real life? "


"Show me the money"


"Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're gonna give her the shot. The day that I bring an O.D.ing bitch to your house, then I give her the shot."


"May the Schwartz be with you!"


"I felt like destroying something beautiful."


"My God . . . I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."


"She's a predator posing as a house pet."

Most memorable horror movie quotes?
 

Here's your chance to recite some of your favorite movie quotes.

--->Freddy vs. Jason

Freddy Krueger: [narrating]

My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a BITCH. I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's afraid. I had to search the bowels of Hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home.