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RavageRitual 02-06-2006 08:17 AM

I have epididimytitis, which is where my epididimis swells up and hurts real bad . For those who dont know what your epididimis is.. its the tube that connects to your testecales.

newb 02-06-2006 08:30 AM

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Originally posted by RavageRitual
I have epididimytitis, which is where my epididimis swells up and hurts real bad . For those who dont know what your epididimis is.. its the tube that connects to your testecales.


ouch

The STE 02-06-2006 08:36 AM

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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
LOL

and if that didn't fall through, you'd be more than qualified enough to be an Analinguist.

what's an analinguist?

RavageRitual 02-06-2006 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by newb
ouch
yea, it sucks....

VampiricClown 02-06-2006 08:40 AM

Re: cantelope fucker
 
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Originally posted by zomb5150
Well the towel (or newspapers) are intended to His man-goo also.

important note: after carving a hole to accomodate the size of Your penis heat cantelope for 30-45 seconds in a microwave oven to help simulate the natural warm body temperature of a real live woman.:D

There aren't any cantelope's big enough.:D

RavageRitual 02-06-2006 08:42 AM

Re: Re: cantelope fucker
 
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Originally posted by VampiricClown
There aren't any cantelope's big enough.:D
wow, you must be fuckin huge!
as if my self esteem isnt already an alltime low.

who gives:D

VampiricClown 02-06-2006 09:03 AM

Re: Re: Re: cantelope fucker
 
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Originally posted by RavageRitual
wow, you must be fuckin huge!
as if my self esteem isnt already an alltime low.

who gives:D

:cool:

Don't feel bad Ravage. It's not all that great. No one cares.

Marroe 02-06-2006 10:27 AM

The X-ray showed I have a brusied bone in my left arm.

bloodrayne 02-06-2006 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by Dude Guadalupe
I was born dead
And...Conceived in a cemetery

RavageRitual 02-06-2006 11:50 AM

I have an obsession with womens legs.

Marroe 02-06-2006 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by Marroe
The X-ray showed I have a brusied bone in my left arm.
Oh yeah...cos of this I have the whole night off work:D

zomb5150 02-06-2006 03:02 PM

Re: Re: cantelope fucker
 
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Originally posted by VampiricClown
There aren't any cantelope's big enough.:D
Well in a case such as Yours, I'd suggest fucking a pumpkin or watermellon.

I envy You:(

VampiricClown 02-06-2006 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Marroe
I LOVE Penguins, and I want one.
Just for you Marroehttp://c.myspace.com/Groups/00006/86/65/6785668_m.gif

VampiricClown 02-06-2006 05:09 PM

Re: Re: Re: cantelope fucker
 
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Originally posted by zomb5150
Well in a case such as Yours, I'd suggest fucking a pumpkin or watermellon.

I envy You:(

Why envy me? Like I posted earlier, It's not that great..... really. I personally could care less about it.

Marroe 02-06-2006 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by VampiricClown
Just for you Marroehttp://c.myspace.com/Groups/00006/86/65/6785668_m.gif
Awwwwwwwwww:)

VampiricClown 02-06-2006 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by Marroe
Awwwwwwwwww:)
;)

dewaholic 02-06-2006 07:06 PM

Ok here's some more of me: I love cats of all kinds from domestic house cats to ferocious jungle cats. Once I held a baby lion.
I write, but only have poetry published cuz I procrastinate way too much to write a book.
I love guys with long hair & tattoos & prefer the younger ones.
I love fruit, but HATE blueberries & grapefruit.
I can never go to sleep easily no matter how tired I am.
I try to have at least 2 cups of coffee a day.

bloodrayne 02-06-2006 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by dewaholic
I love guys with long hair & tattoos & prefer the younger ones.

*whistles innocently*

dewaholic 02-06-2006 07:13 PM

lol

Elvis_Christ 02-06-2006 08:07 PM

I'm fucked off :mad:

bloodrayne 02-06-2006 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I'm fucked off :mad:
Ummm...Is that anything like 'pissed' off...Or...something else?

dewaholic 02-06-2006 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I'm fucked off :mad:
:confused: Did someone tell you to fuck off?

Elvis_Christ 02-06-2006 08:11 PM

No

pinkfloyd45769 02-06-2006 08:23 PM

When i was like 15 i was starving myself. I passed out during softball practice and my family found out so i got better!!

Elvis_Christ 02-06-2006 08:26 PM

Weird

pinkfloyd45769 02-06-2006 08:29 PM

I just never felt skinny enough, now i know it was really dumb.

Marroe 02-06-2006 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I'm fucked off :mad:
cos I left, huh?:cool:

hulkamaniak 02-06-2006 08:35 PM

I get more scared watching low rated movies like boogeyman and the grudge then higher rated one like excorcist and jaws

Elvis_Christ 02-06-2006 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by hulkamaniak
I like Hulk Hogan

hulkamaniak 02-06-2006 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Cant stand the old fart, which may bring people reason to ask why the username

Elvis_Christ 02-06-2006 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by hulkamaniak
I'm not making sense

hulkamaniak 02-06-2006 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Oi Hulk, id be honoured for you to come to my beer bash tonite, the dress code is everyone must wear stockings
I do believe i will be coming, but only due to the fantastic dresscode you stated

Marroe 02-06-2006 09:14 PM

:rolleyes:

Elvis_Christ 02-06-2006 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by hulkamaniak
I do believe i will be coming, but only due to some dogs makin out on my front lawn which really excites me

hulkamaniak 02-06-2006 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I will admit both our ex girlfriends have the decency not to do it on the grass

Elvis_Christ 02-06-2006 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by hulkamaniak
I'm touching my balls right now thats why nothing I type makes sense, you might find this weird but hey everyone has their skeltons in the closet.

Dude Guadalupe 02-06-2006 10:13 PM

Skeltons? Like Red Skelton?

AUSTIN316426808 02-07-2006 12:45 AM

One time after practice I accidentally went into the girls lockerroom and found out the hard way that one of the cheerleaders had a better arm than our quarterback.

Angra 02-07-2006 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
One time after practice I accidentally went into the girls lockerroom and found out the hard way that one of the cheerleaders had a better arm than our quarterback.


Oh yeah sure..... "accidentally"..:rolleyes:


Pffffffffffffh!!!

:p

VampiricClown 02-07-2006 06:04 AM

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Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
One time after practice I accidentally went into the girls lockerroom and found out the hard way that one of the cheerleaders had a better arm than our quarterback.

HAHA! Dude, It's NEVER Accidental. That would be like someone saying they had sex accidentally. Especially coming from the guy.


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