LOL! Well considering I don't *HAVE* a mast, I can't be jealous of that. And you can have the treasure....there's always MORE treasure...ain't no way in HEEEEELL i'm raiding THAT diaper;)

LMFAO!!! Treasure? Don't you think you're overstating it a bit....:rolleyes: :p

So umm....any thoughts on theatre behavior? ;) ahahhaahah.

Double agent? I don't have a clue what you are talking about....as usual.....:rolleyes: ;)

And uh-huh, sure....:p

You know...double agent...he swings both ways!!!!!! LMFAO! ;)

Ha! You must have a very rich and fulfilling fantasy life....:p

and LMFAO@MM....:D

Yeah, I had some, but I think they got buried in the spamalanche.
Here ya go:

Rules:

*Don't bring kids under 4 into anything other than a kids movie or cartoon, they simply don't have the attention span to handle it, and do the one thing they would do when they want OUT of any given situation, they cry.
I sympathise with those that have kids, hell, even those that aren't financially capable of getting a babysitter...however, as a parent to a young child, the abovementioned should seem abundantly clear, especially if they're crying for 10+ minutes.
Of course there are a few exceptions, I've seen children be quite well behaved in theatres...however, the parent should be able to easily differentiate.

*PLEASE, smokers...don't desperately suck one down right before you enter the theatre, and if you do, please bring gum. There's nothing worse than having someone sitting next to you that smells like a snubbed out cigarette, it's an enclosed area.

*If you happen to be seated behind anyone, do NOT put your feet up on top of the chair in front, or in between them. This is a severely disrespectful act.

*Speaking of feet, don't take your shoes off. Feet seldom smell good, especially not when you've been walking around all day.
You're not at home. One major thing that puts me off movie marathons (aside from the crowds) is the fact that numerous assholes do this...and it stinks.

*The laser pointer thing is DEAD AND BURIED. Nowadays, it just makes people want to kill you. It's not funny, and, it's been done to death...leave your laser pointers for your cat to chase.

*If you're gonna talk, whisper, it's easy....although, I myself prefer to actually pay attention to a movie and talk after...but hey.

*If you've got some kinda food in plastic bags, take it out ASAP...there's nothing worse than hearing something rustle every time you wanna take a peice of whatever you got with you.
I'm not referring to candy packages n stuff, I'm talking about y'know plastic carry bags. SO damn annoying.

*This one's a given, the mobile phone thing.
Have it either turned off, or on silent. If it IS on silent mode, and you get a message, read it. If it's important, leave the theatre and deal with it.
On numerous occasions, I have told people to switch their phones off, and I've had staff enforce this if my request isn't met.
While on topic, Never, I repeat NEVER engage someone in a text conversation during a movie...light goes on, light goes off, light goes on, light goes off...this makes you the most irritating fucker in the world, and my malteser WILL be aimed at your head.

*If you don't HAVE TO, don't sit near me. If the theatre is empty, go the fuck someplace else. My girl and I were sitting in an almost empty theatre one time, when we came in, there was another couple, so we move down to be a few rows in front of them. Next people to come in were two 15-16 year old girls. Where do they sit? Literally right next to us, not even one seat gap. Not to mention, as if that wasn't innapropriote enough, it's ME they sit right next to. Immediately, I said "fuck this", and we moved, but in hindsight, I should've stomped on the problem and told 'em to
back the fuck away...but I didnt.
Pay attention - I don't know you, and I don't want to sit with, or near you, sit someplace else, or fuck off.

*No throwing candy at anyone that doesn't have it coming to them, choose offensive targets only.

*PASS on these rules to you children!!!

That's all I can think of right now. Happy cinema-going to you.

- B

LMAO...no we saw them.... ;)

Whenever we go to the theater (we usually go to the drive-in instead, we like it much better) we sit all the way in the front, first row, in the middle...We always have...For several reasons:

1) We have NO ONE in front of us
2) Lots of leg room
3) My kids can't bother anyone (talking, kicking the backs of seats, etc.)
4) We're right up on top of the screen
5) Because my regular crew takes up the entire front row we have no one else beside us either
6) People don't sit behind us because it's so close to the screen and most people seem to prefer to be in the back...

However...We always go to the midnight showing, and are ALMOST always the only people in the theater at the time (small town, remember?)...If there ever are any other people there, it's usually not more than 10-15 people and they sit so far back we can't really even see them, much less hear them, or be bothered by them...

So...We never have to deal with the usual bullshit...

OH...But...When Sergio went with us to see Resident Evil Apocalypse, he wanted to sit in the back...There were no other people in the theater at the time (except for the rest of my bunch who were all in the front row, and couldn't even see us back there) so I don't know why he had a fit when I put my boots up on the back of the seat in front of me (Because I'm used to stretching out and being comfortable at the theater, and if there had been people in front of us, I wouldn't have done it, of course)...I wasn't obstructing his view or anything...He just said it wasn't "the thing to do"...Whatever:rolleyes:





AND....I be sailin' these here waters, too....So...Ye best be keepin' yer eyes open fer MY Jolly Roger ;)

AAAARRRR

There ya be! Sail on, and dock at the Sea Witch for some o' the finest grog on the gruesome seas! The Incredible Circe be a' singin' tonight. Argh!

Oh yeah, people in theatres suck. You should have to take a test and acquire a liscense before being allowd in a theatre.

LMAO....BR and Haunted....ARRRRRRRR ye wenches! You can sail in these here waters but if you cross me and my crew...you'll fall victim to the hook!!!! ;)

BTW....stay away from me buried treasure..:p

Oh, and Haunted....love that song that you're using for your sig:) I MEAN...AVAST!!!!!:p

HAHAHA!!!...

Take heed, Missy!...Yer Ship will be pillaged and burned...Yer Crew will be raped, ruined and broken...You'll be a swabbin' OUR deck before sunrise...We attack in the dead of night...That's yer only warnin'...

We play rough...And I gots tha boots ta do it, too...


That treasure be OURS


AAARRRR!!!




:p :D :D

You and your crew are nuthin' but a bunch of sea scabs who'll be sleepin' with the seaweed this evening at the bottom of the ocean!

We'll take ye treasure, we'll steal yer wenches, and we'll plunder the rest of the booty until there's none left to plunder! OMG ;):p

And we'll ruin your ship too...and umm...everything else you said! WE DO WHAT WE PLEASE AND WE DO IT WITH EASE!!!! ;)

bottom of the ocean= Davey Jones' locker


Get your pirate vocabulary right.... GOD.

AHOY MATEY. Even the captain makes mistakes...although, that probably means I'm not a very good captain? ;) :p

Oh GAWD I want to play The Curse of Monkey Island!!!

"Taste cold steel feeble cannon restraint rope!"

Oh Yeah?!.....You'll rape our wenches, and plunder our booty huh?......Well...We'll rape yer booty and plunder yer wenches!HA!...How ye be likin' THAT?!





OH...And OUR flag is SOO much cooler, too:p :p :p



Nyah Nyah.......How's THAT for pirate lingo?....lol

i have that ! - never played it .. (maybe my kid will want to)

LMAO!!!! I don't be likin it at all! I also don't be likin' the fact that your flag really IS cooler than ours...but I'm working on that...;):p

OMG, that's adorable! ;):p