mmm the gamey little gross bits of a chicken that couldnt be sold in a recognizable form ... taken and coated in a thick layer of grease to disguise it further ...

crunch crunch, munch munch ..

mmm mmmm good ! grease coated chicken assholes !!

Get laid....

LOL


Just kidding, but........ Not really.



Baby, baby, baby!!






:D

I know I'll never get laid, but I'd like to at least hold hands with a girl before I die. Or at least as a corpse. :p

Goddamn Urge, you're always taking the fun out of wonderful things. I'll never eat Orange Chicken again! Wait, yes I will.

hmmm...after saying that, you wonder why you don't have a girl?

I'd like to also take a world famous photo:p

it's all about the tongue technique ;)

Write a film directed and starring Clint Eastwood along with Johnny Depp,Jack Nicholson,Bill Murray,Jennifer Connelly and Hilary Swank.



now on to something that might actually happen....


Write,Direct and produce a film that doesn't have to win a single award and can piss off every critic alive, I just want someone to like it.

Don´t worry Austin. If YOU like it, there´s a pretty big chance that somebody else in this screwy world will like it too. so keep the spirit high, my friend. ;)

Beat the total fucking shit out of Jarod from Subway. God I hate that fat motherfucker. DIE!

I want to go scuba diving, great barrier reef...preferably before some environmental disaster kills it.

I'd like to have a book published, something culinary related + Pioneer at least one new recipe.

I want to experience PERFECTED virtual reality, if EVER that comes into existence.

Become better friends with my brother, and see him acheive, well...something to do with whatever he's good at...it's a little early to tell yet.

I want to hand-craft a chair.

Witness an actual alien, or ghost, assuming either is possible, either would be fine.

Travel to Japan, India, USA, and France, For various reasons...not to mention, I'd also like to fully explore my own country, preferably in an RV, fully stocked with GEWD shit.

I wanna hang-glide.

I want to spend LOTS of time in the snow, perhaps even retire someplace snowy.

That's about it...

Oh, you don't wanna spend that much time in the snow....trust me

"I wanna punch a horse in the face"

:D Heh you totally should! A friend of mine wants to beat up a midget.

hahahah, well. I was joking. But if that Horse looks at me the wrong way for one second.... he'll be headed for the glue factory :D

I'd like to rent all of Uwe Boll's "horror" movies from the local video store so they can be buried with me. I can take them back to the hell from which they came and I can die peacefully knowing the neighbohood kids will never mistakenly rent one and think that that's what a horror film should look like. :D
CK

Who?

Some awful, overpaid director who makes a lot of bad movies that are supposed to be horror, but they're not. They're crap.
CK

What are some of his films?

ugh ! You're missing the point, Elvis. If I mentioned any, just out of morbid curiosity you might rent one. Then you'd be pissed off at me for putting the idea in your head in the first place that eventually wasted your time and money. It's counter-productive. You're better not knowing.
CK

Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead, need I say more.

AUSTIN ! GO TO YOUR ROOM ! LOL
CK

ohhhh that guy! I saw House Of The Dead, shit but not the worst movie I've seen.

hmmm last thing i wanna do b4 i die iwould like
to be a hitman!!!!;)

Make of myself a blood sacrifice to REALLY fuck up C.E.M.H

Hey...People watched LEPRECHAUN:rolleyes:......You'll do just fine...:) BELIEVE THAT!!!!

I don't really care how much HE or his movies suck...I'm still gonna buy BloodRayne:p

That's the kind of stuff that keeps me going, whenever I start to get a little discouraged I just start repeating to myself...''House of the Dead made a hundred million dollars, House of the Dead made a hundred million dollars...''

LOL...Exactly...