well, there is one thing we forgot :

you could always lurk down at the local lake, and search for a discarded doll.

or there's always party doll, she'll let you chuck her in the swiming pool, whilst you get drunk with your mates at the late bbq party....and you get no back chat, how cool is that :D

then take her home for a rub down.

just dont get caught by your mom like shanksie !

oh comon now, I aint gona use no cheap rubber thing like that... I want proper realistic firmness... you seen 'Love Object' now thats the sort of dollie thats real like.

:p

;)

Can anyone take a joke? Do I always have to put a J/K or a :rolleyes: after every joke post. Of course a girl won't like you, if you have a fancy Car or a good paying job

Stop copying South Park, lmao.

I guess when your primary form of "communication" is through either lame insults, or unfunny attempted sarcasm, it makes it a little hard to tell with you, Sedanus.

ok first off you need some major confidence, second how old are you. you need to learn how to communicat with chicks, its really not that hard. bar hopping is a good thing. try someone you know you have something in common with first. dating isnt really that hard. try to be original. for a first date dont take her to dinner and a movie. i wouldnt really recomend dating a
co-worker its to much of a risk. look for potential dates in places where you go often. a potental date could happen at any time. be prepaired for the worst, first dates dont always go that well. dont be nervious, if you are dont show it. girls like a guy who has his shit together, and confidence is key. dont be to cocky or to shy. they a double date, if it starts to suck you still got your friend for back up( try to have the friend be a girl. double dating may sound stupid but if you trully fuck up you will probibly be able to learn something either form your friend(it is key that the friend is a girl) or from watching the other guy). be funny. dont be a fucking chicken, but dont be to daring. let some of your friends set youup on some dates, if it all goes bad at least you will get some much needed practice. talk and make damn sure you listento every thing the girl has to say(every thing, no matter how boaring it gets). being to smooth is not good.


so basicly just get of your ass, get out there and make yourself avlible.


good luck

P.S. if you do gat lucky chicks love good fourplay.

How long did it take you to come up with that? You would be thinking of anus, because you love to suck em'. Don't you?

enough bull shit this guy really needs our help, he is still a vergin and probibly in his mid 20's to early 30's.

if he had a vagina, he would be a national treasure

LOL, this is very true. there are to fe vergins left in the world.
even nicholis cage would search for him.

this is what i say with pretty much EVERYTHING

just see what happens. dont push it. that doesnt mean to jus sit on ur ass though, maybe get out and talk to people. u can at least make some friends, then u know... something can form later on..

just get out, talk to people at work, school, at the store, library, etc etc.... ;)

But again, I'm being like you...right?
Its really funny the amount you choose to obsess on "gay" and the ass-related...I think it says a lot about you.
In future, yknow...breathe the OTHER way, I don't dig on the smell of cock...

Do society a favour - go prevent the rest of your family from breeding, scum...kill them all, they raised you, I hold them responsible for the walking peice of shit that you are.
Make sure they hurt plenty, cunt.

me being the man with the game....i know what you can do....meet girls online....who probably have low self esteem. Make them feel good.....ask to meet up, put a movie on....ask them to lie down with you then make a move.....97% if the time I did it i got laid......or atleast touched her breast lol just try it and see how it works.....if that dont work I'll give you a money back guareentee

LOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

at least ur honest!!!

holy fuck man, that deserves a LMAO!

Thanks :D

but hey dont i have a new gf every other day lol

How about you concentrate less on getting a girlfriend. Just relax about it. If you get desperate, it gives of a creepy vibe, and no one likes that! Just chill, you will find someone you just click with. It may not be today or tomorrow, or even next month, but that's okay. Girls are more likely to enjoy time with someone who's just wanting to have fun in life. Promise.

Ask her to touch your penis.

LOL. You might not want the girls that pick up line works on. :D

It worked on SEDATED...?
Oh shit, she/he told me not to say anything about it....

Don't worry, I wont pass that little bit of info on. :p

YES you do!

I will try (I have to, believe me). Still feel too awkward though. I really fucked up. Any males reading this, don't do what I did (have fear, depression and isolation). You will screw up your life.

Yeah, I would like to go and meet girls, but I have nothing to say to them. I try to be nice and end up feeling like a total dweeb. Hmmm, no self esteem. Ok now I'm on zoloft maybe that will help... :confused:

Zoloft...an antidepressant...well, don't go up all off your face either, may not be the best approach, wait for them to settle a little.
This is the MOST effort I'd personally ever make, in a "singles" kinda situation...so yeah, I HAVE picked up one or two chicks in my time, it's not always been blind luck.
If you're in a place, where there is apparently available women, say...a stereotype of a place like a bar/pub or whatever...try chillin' on your own a bit, or with friends...if someone catches your eye there, rock up, just say "hey", introduce yourself, and invite her to a game of pool.
Don't expect her to ditch her friend/s, invite them too, then, see if a conversation strikes up during the game...if so, yknow, get y'self and her a drink...and, yknow what? Here's some advice regarding how to go about that - Suggest a coke first so it doesn't look like you're trying to immediately get her wasted.
Something like "I'm having a coke, you want one? or, if you want something else?" I can see that working for me, so...try it.
See, it should be a lil' less tense this way with the pool game...'cos she shouldn't feel obligated to hang around after the game if things don't go according to plan.
Conversation should therefore be pretty casual and not they won't feel trapped...with any luck, you should be able to glance a few nice titty shots, just don't stare.
Don't let her win (unless she REALLY is good enough), but don't completely floor her ass either. If by the end of the game, you feel like things are going well (don't rely on alcohol induced ego), ask her if she and/or her friends would like another game.
If she doesn't want to stay, don't make her...just point out where you'll be sitting/playing and tell her she's welcome to join you anytime.
If she hangs around, it's all good...get some talking done, couple more drinks, let her pick up a round if she wants to...so yeah, if this goes on, and everything's cool between you, she may seperate from her friends, and slip you her number, if not...and you actually DO like this girl, and it's more than just a pussy chase, be upfront with her - tell her you liked hangin' out with her and wanna do it again, give her your number, don't ask...just be all like "here it is, in case you wanna give me a call sometime", and with any luck, she will.
When you're about to leave, if she's got a car or whatever, walk her to it, or back to her friends, shake a few hands, and get the fuck outta there.
Don't forget her name, for fuck sake, they hate that.
And...stop thinking it's such a big thing, man...'cos it's gonna show, like blood in water.;)

- B

If I had the confidence and self-image necessary to approach a woman I would have done that by now.

I can't play pool either. :p

Maybe you could ask them to teach you how to play pool..... Wait, that only works for girls. Hmmm.....

Nyder, meet Babygirl20 , BG, meet Nyder. Use a rubber, can't have that babybatter makin in down the slip and slide

you really want a girl friend, just ask barbra out she is probibly desperate as hell.

Yes, but you guys have it easy. You were socialised into dating at an early age. You know about all of the subtle social cues that are necessary in order to attract the opposite sex. I know nothing of this and now it seems a very daunting task to learn. Nevertheless I guess it is still possible to be an involuntary celibate and be able to live a relatively happy life.

haha! I suppose thats a posibility:rolleyes:

So now I know your true intentions, huh?

LMAO!!!!....I think somebody just got busted!!!! :D

Did you know that Pol Pot had a girlfriend? How come mass murderers can get girlfriends but I can't? I can't be worse then them.

There is a girl that I have been thinking of asking out. I worked with her a few years ago but then she had a boyfriend. Her boyfriend was a bit of a girlyboy like me so maybe I have a chance unless she currently has a boyfriend. But I'm not stupid I know if a chick is nice to you it doesn't necessarily mean she likes you.

just keep grinning at her every time you meet.

fuck dude, you sound pretty pathetic. Either lower your standards like whoa for someone more pathetic than you, or shape up. Learn to love yourself and all that jazz.

Meet a girl you want, slap her in the face with your penis and moonwalk out of the room.

She won't be able to resist you.