should i PM you my email address ?

hmmm... two dozen gay midgets shitting into each others mouths and peeing on each other and having loud gay sex...

then Chris Parnell walks in...

then post something

All tasteful, I'll stick something in the gallery.

tasteful .... sigh ...

oh well ... not drunk enough yet obviously !

holy crap!

I went to check one of my e-mail accounts for the first time in a while, and look:

Welcome, Stephen!

You have 666 unread messages:
Inbox(666)


that's kinda awsm

well, nice chatting with you ..

you'll probably be eaten by big dogs with red glowing eyes later tonite.

http://www.rueskitchen.com/archives/cookie.jpg

C Stands For Cookie, That's Good Enough For Me

cookie cookie cookie starts with C !

exactly

I want a cookie TOO!! Where is it???

you were born with one !!!

( sorry couldnt resist :)

I like bran muffins!:(

you're not exactly famous for your refined cullinary preferences :)

chicked salad sandwich, a brand muffin and a bud.


(Chef's special at Newbs Diner) :)

just ask for Flo !

Elmo loves you

Breakfast of Champions

http://www.chickenortuna.com/sandwic...sandwich-6.jpg
http://www.edietshop.com/onlinestore/images/535133.jpg
http://www.kudsak.com/produits/image.../budweiser.gif

*steals newb's muffin and shoves it down pants*

You can keep it now MM.

I'm not fond of pubes on my muffin.

i was so sure you were gonna post this ...

I'm a little slow today....got a fuding cowd

a fucking cold.

*steals newb and shoves him down pants*

*looks around his new environment...hmmm...that looks like a dick...only smaller*






:D

heh heh heh heh heh...
attention boys and girls! It's time for today's random noise/expression.

























SALAMANDERS!

you found that

i never could

"Salamanders" is one of the best werdz evaaaar!

YEAH!!!!!



















If you're gay:p

heh heh heh... New Year's Resolutions... none
fuck the new year!