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urgeok 11-15-2004 12:07 PM
and i'm spent ...


good night everyone !

FairyKorpes 11-15-2004 12:08 PM
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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Eww....Okay...I couldn't get into ANY of THAT :eek: :eek:
It's all about role reversal. I haven't had sex in months, but the thought of being treat like a slut is totally hot

Haphazard 11-15-2004 12:08 PM
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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Eww....Okay...I couldn't get into ANY of THAT :eek: :eek:
BOO! BOOOO!!!!!

http://www.ruralmissouri.org/Images/...01/kidfans.jpg







:)

urgeok 11-15-2004 12:08 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Eww....Okay...I couldn't get into ANY of THAT :eek: :eek:
ok, what if you got flowers and a nice spagetti dinenr first ? :)

Vodstok 11-15-2004 12:10 PM
Holy shit fairy.... you almost sound like my wife..... And she likes fairies... weird. If you have brown hair and blue eyes, i will be frightened....

Haphazard 11-15-2004 12:10 PM
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Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Or getting the load in my mouth spitting on my tits while me and a big tit chick lick it off together. Omg i'm calling Kelli lmao. Her tits rock.
Ok...I can't take it anymore!

urgeok 11-15-2004 12:11 PM
i'll see all y'all when i get home.
Thats is i dont spend the night in the can for driving with my unit out the window for the sake of getting some cold refreshing air.

Haphazard 11-15-2004 12:12 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by urgeok
i'll see all y'all when i get home.
Thats is i dont spend the night in the can for driving with my unit out the window for the sake of getting some cold refreshing air.
Rock out with you cock out!

Vodstok 11-15-2004 12:13 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by urgeok
i'll see all y'all when i get home.
Thats is i dont spend the night in the can for driving with my unit out the window for the sake of getting some cold refreshing air.
LMAO!

FairyKorpes 11-15-2004 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Vodstok
Holy shit fairy.... you almost sound like my wife..... And she likes fairies... weird. If you have brown hair and blue eyes, i will be frightened....
Did you see my pic, my hair is dark with blue eyes. Does your wife like chicks?;)

FairyKorpes 11-15-2004 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by urgeok
i'll see all y'all when i get home.
Thats is i dont spend the night in the can for driving with my unit out the window for the sake of getting some cold refreshing air.
Lmmfao

The STE 11-15-2004 12:16 PM
*tries to leave the thread*










...I'm stuck to the floor...:(

Vodstok 11-15-2004 12:17 PM
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Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Did you see my pic, my hair is dark with blue eyes. Does your wife like chicks?;)
Yes, yes she does:
http://scaredyet.net/pics/mefloor.jpg

bloodrayne 11-15-2004 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by urgeok
ok, what if you got flowers and a nice spagetti dinenr first ? :)
Hmm.....Black roses...Surf and turf.......Jack Daniels.........and then......*considering it*.......








Hell no.........lol.........Sorry :)

The STE 11-15-2004 12:19 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Vodstok
Yes, yes she does:
http://scaredyet.net/pics/mefloor.jpg
*fap fap fap*

Vodstok 11-15-2004 12:19 PM
hey, no jerking off to my wife unless you pay up first...

If she sees this, she is going to kill me....:D

FairyKorpes 11-15-2004 12:20 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Vodstok
Yes, yes she does:
http://scaredyet.net/pics/mefloor.jpg
And where do you live? I'm all over that lmao

Wait a minute where is her wedding ring?

newb 11-15-2004 12:20 PM
I'll be leaving to go home in a few myself.........but I can't get up...well...I'm already up......shit....gonna have to do the tri-pod shuffle out the door.

The STE 11-15-2004 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Vodstok
hey, no jerking off to my wife unless you pay up first...

If she sees this, she is going to kill me....:D
would that mean that she would then become available?

Vodstok 11-15-2004 12:26 PM
Nope, sorry. She is sworn to chastity should i ever die. Hate to burst your bubble like that.

Haphazard 11-15-2004 12:30 PM
Ok, Fairy...
Kelli with an "i"...
Vod's wife...

Maaaan, I'm gonna have some crazy dreams tonight!

If I could only get the "pet" thread out of my conscious mind.

...AND WHERE THE HELL IS GINGER!!!!???

Death By Jell-O 11-15-2004 12:38 PM
Wow, I thought I was on Horror dot com but I guess I accidentally ended up at the penthouse letters forums.....Weird...

:o <Smile Like a Donut

Vodstok 11-15-2004 12:40 PM
"Dear Penthouse:

I never thought it would happen to me.... But i was at a laundromat, washing clothes. My comic store was closed, and it was too late for me to the gym and get buff. then this schoolbus filled with 18 year old cheerleaders with dd tits pulls up, and they ask if i can change their tire for them... I asked them what they would give me for it, and they said, "well, there is one of you and 35 of us, we all could take out clothes off and..."

urgeok 11-15-2004 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Vodstok
"Dear Penthouse:

I never thought it would happen to me.... But i was at a laundromat, washing clothes. My comic store was closed, and it was too late for me to the gym and get buff. then this schoolbus filled with 18 year old cheerleaders with dd tits pulls up, and they ask if i can change their tire for them... I asked them what they would give me for it, and they said, "well, there is one of you and 35 of us, we all could take out clothes off and..."
Great looking wife !

Sorry i just got home and worked the thread backwards ... so i didnt see the 'no jerking off' warning in time ..
sorry ..

The STE 11-15-2004 12:56 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Vodstok
Nope, sorry. She is sworn to chastity should i ever die. Hate to burst your bubble like that.
I'd like to burst HER bubble...

Vodstok 11-15-2004 01:00 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by urgeok
Great looking wife !

Sorry i just got home and worked the thread backwards ... so i didnt see the 'no jerking off' warning in time ..
sorry ..
LOL!

FairyKorpes 11-15-2004 01:27 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Haphazard
Ok, Fairy...
Kelli with an "i"...
Vod's wife...

Maaaan, I'm gonna have some crazy dreams tonight!

If I could only get the "pet" thread out of my conscious mind.

...AND WHERE THE HELL IS GINGER!!!!???
:rolleyes:

Haphazard 11-15-2004 01:54 PM
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Originally posted by FairyKorpes
:rolleyes:
Don't roll your eyes at me missy!

;)

The_Return 11-15-2004 02:34 PM
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Originally posted by MichaelMyers
It'd be nice
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From your mom
Anytime is a good time for a Blink reference :D

FairyKorpes 11-15-2004 02:46 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Haphazard
Don't roll your eyes at me missy!

;)
yup

DraculaInDallas 11-15-2004 06:08 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by urgeok
i'll see all y'all when i get home.
Thats is i dont spend the night in the can for driving with my unit out the window for the sake of getting some cold refreshing air.
ROTF LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! :D

Heretic_Ideals 11-15-2004 07:11 PM
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Originally posted by Vodstok
Nope, sorry. She is sworn to chastity should i ever die. Hate to burst your bubble like that.

well that doesnt mean she cant give blowjobs and slap her tits on my face!

FairyKorpes 11-15-2004 07:16 PM
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Originally posted by Heretic_Ideals
well that doesnt mean she cant give blowjobs and slap her tits on my face!
Woah look at you lol

Iniquity 11-15-2004 07:20 PM
*waits for vod to post pics of his black eye when the mrs. sees this thread* lol

gren 11-15-2004 07:23 PM
^^^^ really?

*waits for mrs. Vod to post pics of her black eye when Mr. Vod is through with her*

MUHAHHAHAHAHHA!! (no im not tlaking about spousal abuse ok just boyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyong)

Iniquity 11-15-2004 07:25 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by gren
^^^^ really?

*waits for mrs. Vod to post pics of her black eye when Mr. Vod is through with her*

MUHAHHAHAHAHHA!! (no im not tlaking about spousal abuse ok just boyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyong)
mushroom tattoo?

gren 11-15-2004 07:45 PM
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Originally posted by Iniquity
mushroom tattoo?
just like u get at the dentist.

Iniquity 11-15-2004 07:53 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by gren
just like u get at the dentist.
phew, always wondered about that. I still cant figure out why he just HAD to stick his finger up my ass to pull my tooth though.

gren 11-15-2004 07:56 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Iniquity
phew, always wondered about that. I still cant figure out why he just HAD to stick his finger up my ass to pull my tooth though.
its all about the doctor/patient relationship..

dentists r tired of being so hated damnit.

Iniquity 11-15-2004 08:00 PM
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Originally posted by gren
its all about the doctor/patient relationship..

dentists r tired of being so hated damnit.
I wouldnt hate him so much if he would just remember which hand he was holding the drill in. sheesh talk about an angry anus.


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