Jesus, that took forever.

Klendathu?

Yeah, that's right.

What is the object stuck in meh arse?

Just kidding.


What is the decay rate of plutonium?

9.5 KB? Downloaded. I dont know this shit is way too random for me :( Confidence lowering

half-life of Plutonium is 24,360 years, so.......

it would take 48720 years for a fresh plutonium rod to become completely inert. I think you would be dead or sterile by then...

What did Luke Skywalker say in direct response to Darth Vader saying "Luke, I am your father."

Heres the whole convo:


Darth Vader : If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke : He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader : No. I am your father.
Luke : No. That's not true. That's impossible.
Darth Vader : Search your feelings you know it to be true.
Luke : Nooooo. Nooooo.

You've got the next question vamp.

Oh ya, I forgot


How many times do they say fuck in Goodfellas?

I do actually know this:D

246 times

EDIT: sorry I thought of a better one. What was the name of the Indian tribe that used the Pet Semetary?

Micmac

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

No, not really.

How many M&M's did Jimi Hendrix require to play at woodstock, and what color were they?

Final revision, swear to god.

Paddywak