that's why he could afford to do shitty movies like Steel or Light It Up

It all makes sense now....

He should write a book and make an infomercial on how to make money.

and it can be called "the Breakfast Club...but with semen"

Or "Breakfast at Tiffany's... only instead of that being hollandaise sauce on the eggs benedict it's semen"

now there's a selling title

or "The Cum Guzzling Space Blondes vs. The Plastic Self-Cleaning Ducks"

he should put all three titles on the book, that way it'll appeal to the most audiences.


i wonder if he chugs his own splooge... now there's a true man.

of course he does. I mean, have you SEEN Airheads?

touche mr. bond. touche

hey, don't think you can out-wit me by using your fancy-french lingo.

swahili it is

*clickclick*fucking*clickityCLICK*

take that