| Doc Faustus |
01-31-2010 10:36 AM |
Hmm...Angra might have a point. Posher would almost certainly kill everyone soon after arrival, that's not under debate, but what is under debate is what happened after that. After killing Rayne and family would no doubt perform satanic rituals near the bodies, but, knowing how people from Georgia frequently make mistakes in matters of Goetic sorcery due to misinformation spread by Ted Turner to keep rival practitioners in check, it's more than likely that Posh would slip up. He must have called upon Baphomet when he was supposed to call upon Astaroth, grand duke of Hell, a common mistake among neophyte demonologists. And in doing so, instead of sucking out everyone's souls to gain their x-ray vision, he accidentally reinvested their bodies with them. Corrupted and hardened by their time in the inferno, Rayne and family subjected Posher to weeks of tortures too numerous and dreadful to mention, forcing him to post as Rayne to deceive us into believing that he had come out on top in this necromantic battle royale. But, it wasn't the case, was it Rayne? You had me fooled for awhile. Brava, my dear, but such things do not escape my notice for long. Posh is dead and you are undead. Another mystery solved. And yet, it makes almost too much sense.
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