Here's a Golden Book for you, Decide:

Strip Clubs and Coke vials: Why Daddy can never afford child support

The Skeptik's Annotated Children's Bible

haha yeah, thats a good one. Someone said earlier about being raging alchies, and I was like, yeah, thats cool when your 11 or 12, but I was thinking more like doing lines or something. Usually, when I drink, I perder to do it alones, but coke, now, I like to many people, funner that was, you know.

It sucks being on house arrest, you have a cerfew at 11. Only 5 more weeks.

*Laughs at Deicide for being under house arrest*

lol the pop up book title is funny:D

All About Closed-Casket Funerals
Fluffy Bunny's Trip to the Spanish Inquisition
Cannibals and You
Why God Hates You
The Man Down the Street Loves The Little Children
So Your Parents Are Selling You Into Slavery
Sex Chronicles

Dante's Inferno For Kids
An Illustrated Guide to Scat
You'll Go To Heaven If You Get In The Van
Kids At School Talk Behind Your Back...Kill Them
If You Don't Have a Dad Then You're A Bastard
Those Feelings Aren't Natural