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ferretchucker 03-15-2009 03:44 AM

Show a toilet maker your dick and he'll be so impressed he'll make you an extra large toilet.

Angra 03-15-2009 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 794231)
Show a toilet maker your dick and he'll be so impressed he'll make you an extra large toilet.


Again, that solution would only work as long as you're at home.

milktoaste 03-15-2009 05:24 AM

If somehow a man with a 20 inch softy wasn't man enough to bless the floor with his urine, I would suggest a 'Texas catheter'. Basicaly a condom with a hose coming off the end of it, the urine could flow into a bag or where ever the wearer sees fit.

Angra 03-15-2009 07:59 AM

Hey that's pretty good, Milky.

Especially if those kind of condoms are cheap.

Leprucky Cougar 03-16-2009 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Angra (Post 793936)
What would be the worst problem?

Same here....after he realizes what great an asset he has, eventually he'll get over the special attention and care he needs when shitting....at least I think. :cool:

For any guys on here: Would you all completely see having a 20 inch penis as a bad thing....completely?! :rolleyes:

monalisa 03-16-2009 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Leprucky Cougar (Post 794499)
Same here....after he realizes what great an asset he has, eventually he'll get over the special attention and care he needs when shitting....at least I think. :cool:

For any guys on here: Would you all completely see having a 20 inch penis as a bad thing....completely?! :rolleyes:

Unless a guy is dating the grand canyon, I can't see how a 20 inch penis could possibly be a good thing. :rolleyes: I'm going with the theory of holding the end of the thing and aim carefully, how difficult is that to figure out? :confused:

Angra 03-16-2009 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by monalisa (Post 794520)
Unless a guy is dating the grand canyon, I can't see how a 20 inch penis could possibly be a good thing. :rolleyes: I'm going with the theory of holding the end of the thing and aim carefully, how difficult is that to figure out? :confused:


Obviously harder than you may think.

Took 3 pages to come up with that one. And yet i'm not totally sure if the mans thingy is that flexible. It may hurt as fuck. :(

monalisa 03-16-2009 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Angra (Post 794525)
Obviously harder than you may think.

Took 3 pages to come up with that one. And yet i'm not totally sure if the mans thingy is that flexible. It may hurt as fuck. :(

We all have our crosses to bare, if yours is a 20 inch penis, then I wish you well. :p Hey! I've seen the Pam and Tommy Lee video and maybe....nah you probably don't wanna go there, and I think we'd like to keep you alive and kickin here on HDC so don't catch anything life threatening. :p :D

ChronoGrl 03-16-2009 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by monalisa (Post 794520)
I can't see how a 20 inch penis could possibly be a good thing.

I could finally retire my 20-inch dildo. ;)

We're not talking 20 inches in diameter, kids...

Angra 03-16-2009 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by monalisa (Post 794530)
We all have our crosses to bare, if yours is a 20 inch penis, then I wish you well. :p Hey! I've seen the Pam and Tommy Lee video and maybe....nah you probably don't wanna go there, and I think we'd like to keep you alive and kickin here on HDC. :p :D


What are you implying??

I'm 32. You'd think i'd found a way to go potty successfully by now.

A guy with a 16-20 inches penis could probably solve the mystery for us..... Kemal?


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