and im a big fan of all things medevial or however the fuck you spell it, i dream of being reborn as a night in the 13th century...and yet im afraid of horses...can you se a knight riding along on his horse with heavy armour screaming like a woman going "get me off this ting! get me of this thing!"?

Just do it the Monty Python way and have your trusty sidekick follow you around clapping coconuts together whilst you gallop along ;)

for some strange reason i have a HUGE phobia of spiders, if i see one, no matter how small, or far off i freeze and literally cant move, its all i can do to scream for someone to come dispose of it, but the weirdest thing is one time my parents took me to like a thing in the smokey moutains and it wuz like a spider showcase thing i guess......well anyway there was this huge ass black spider in a fish tank thingy and it wuz so huge it couldnt move. my dad was dragging half carrying me when we stopped cuz of the people in front of us i turned, saw this thing and frooze i wuz like O_O......well the damn thing just moved its leg and i just fainted i guess and i had a seizure (spelling?) :(

im also frightened of animals that dwell in the ocean......like crabs and stuff, i still swim and everything but i just avoid them EXCEPT SHARKS!!!!!! *shakes* im terrified of these creatures from hell *shakes again* but what makes it worse is i dont get to swim in the ocean during the day that much because the sun hurts me....seriously so i swim mostly at night, or dusk but so if a shark was coming i wouldnt be able to see its dorsal fin so im like a swimming nighttime snack for sharks :(

im scared of whales to.....not like killer whales but blue whales OHMYGOD!! those things are like 100 ft. long O_O they could eat a house!!! and that story from the bible of jonah or w/e.....*shakes* he got ate by one O_O!!!!!!!!

bugs also give me the creeps i actually run from those things....especially the weird ones......*shakes* oh and scorpins kinda freak me out a lil to... ya i know im a wimp :( but snakes and bats dont scare me

lol i love that movie. i like the knights who say ni

Chimps... gorillas... and especially baboons. They're freaky enough with all those sharp teeth, but they're mean to! I have an extreme, extreme fear of baboons...

BUTTERFLYS!!!!!!!!

I am SO scared of wolves. I dunno why. I think they're beautiful and all. But, dont put me around one coz i will freak out and run everywhere to try and get away from it. I mean look at those teeth..*shivers*

Do Babies and/or fetuses count as animals because they scare the fuck outta me!

LOL you know they eat plankton right??

Spiders and Yellow Jackets, I'm highly allergic to them.